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Well, I don't have much to say to you dwarf. But here are a few points:

1. That was a cute story.

2. Her smile was as big as my loss record? Must have been frowning then.

3. I use Bermuda Grass in my smoothies.

4. The dead dad approach? Oh Frodo, you crack me up. Yeah I'm a disappointment to my dad now because I always have been you silly bastard. Why do you think I stole all his money? I have never given two shits for my father.

Finally, 5. I don't know why you don't take me seriously Frodo. I never did anything harmful to you. I didn't trash talk you first. Yet you sit there and throw these little insults at me like I took a shit in your hat. I admit that I was a prick when I first showed up, but I've changed. I don't flash my money around, I'm not trying to purchase and take over the company anymore, I've moved past all of that.

The only thing that remains from the original me that you met is that I know I'm better than you. This will never change Frodo, because I am better than you. Do I win more? No, but I am a better performer than you are. This is all that matters to me.

I preach that I'm a man with a large vendetta against a lot of people, This is all true. But not this week. This week I've already won. After Madness, after I've knocked all your teeth out (By the way, I've found a list of doctors that can help you with the aftermath of that.), after a winner is found, I'll still shake your hand. After that, I'll go home happy that I gave my all and still proved that I'm better than you Frodo. I'll get home early Tuesday and fall into bed next to my beautiful babygirl. My life will not change. Because you are worth absolutely nothing to me.

I'm still alive because I deserve to be. Which is more than you can say, isnt it?