11-08-2014, 05:05 PM
( i had this promo typed up twice before losing it twice. This is my third attempt)
Richárd Téssmocker is seen backstage at XWF Monday Night Madness taking photos for a photoshoot. Camera men and women begin to flash him with cameras as he poses. He does the superman pose, the Olympian pose, and various other poses. He even goes on to give the camera men and women some advice.
Téssmocker: Please get m'y good side. Wait.....m'y entire body is my good side. Carry on.
Cameramen resume to taking more photos of Téssmocker. All of a sudden, Steve Soyers walks into the shoot with a microphone attempting to get an interview.
Soyers: Um, Mr. Tessmocker
Téssmocker ignores him purposely
Soyers: Excuse me, Mr. Tessmocker.
Téssmocker ignores him again
Soyers: Mr...
Téssmocker: Excusez-moi? What is it?!?! Do tou not see me in the middle of a photoshoot?!?!
[b]Soyer: I'm sorry Mr. Tessmocker but its....
Téssmocker: And do not call me Mr. Tessmocker. That is not m'y name. M'y name is Richárd Téssmocker. Say it with me, Richárd....
Soyers: (Awful pronunciation) RRReeecharrddd.....
Téssmocker: M'y god tour terrible. Téssmocker.....
Soyers: Can i just get a quick interview with you please
Téssmocker: Tou may. Camera People, take what you Americains call a five.[/b]
The camera men and women leave the room to take there break
Soyers: Thank you sir. Question number one....
Téssmocker: Tour not welcome
Steve Soyers pretends not to hear that
Soyers: As i was saying, Question number 1: What is with this photoshoot you got here?
Téssmocker: I believe the proper way of saying what you said is "What is the meaning of this photoshoot?" Look at this, i am not even an Americain but i can still speak proper english than an actual Americain. Oh the irony. No that it is really any of tour buisness but I haver a private photoshoot which is part of my XWF Platinum Contract. Tou know, along with the many exclusive luxurious privilages i have in XWF such as a private chauffeur, private valet, private luggage bag carrying crew, and many many other exclusive privilages. I haver a question for tou? Do tou have a private valet?
Soyers: No i do not.
Téssmocker: Of course tou do not. I am XWF's Golden Boy
Soyer: Question number 2, what brings you to XWF?
Téssmocker: What are tou? Stupide.
Téssmocker snatches the microphone from Steve. Téssmocker then looks face first in the camera.
Téssmocker: For those who are just like this Donald Duck looking imbecile who failed to watch the latest programme of Monday Night Madness but haver the nerve to question me please shut up tour mouth. That episode marked the day greatness has stepped foot into XWF. Everything that i claimed....no! Everything Monsieur Shane claimed was all true and is no gimmick. I am a 3rd generation professional wrestler who has wrestled for promotion to promotion just toua capture the highest caliber of championships there just to become a Triple Crown and Grandslam Champion around the world. I have wrestled; no.....I HAVE DEFEATED men who could wrestle the ring around the trailer trash and sci-fi looking rejects here who roam the halls of XWF making this company look like the home for mental patients. I swear, I haver seen current wife beaters and even future wife beaters the first day I came toua this company. How sad. I could not even classify some of these troglodytes and idiotes as actual professional wrestlers without having to include the word "not" in the middle of the sentence. I am something different to XWF. Something that is more unique than the entire roster by itself. I could care less who i haver just offended. Votre infraction si mon plaisir. I have been all over the world: America, Canada, Mexico, Europe, tou name it I haver been there. The nickname I go by all over the world “The Personification of Greatness” is no gimmick. I have done so much worldwide toua acquire such a title like that. I am not in XWF to play name games. I would like those toua acknowledge that. Unfortunately it is too late for TJ Wilson but it is not toua late for others to realize that. I am here toua win as always. I am here to be the best as always. I am here to personify greatness and bring a touch of class into XWF as always. Douter de moi? Je crois pas. Now if you don’t mind….
Téssmocker shoves the microphone onto Steves chest. Steve lets out a huge cough
Téssmocker: I am in the middle of a very importante photoshoot.
Soyers: But I am not….
Téssmocker: Security!!!!
Soyers exits the room as Téssmocker calls the camera crew to get off their breaks and resume to the photoshoot. The screen begins to fade.
Richárd Téssmocker is seen backstage at XWF Monday Night Madness taking photos for a photoshoot. Camera men and women begin to flash him with cameras as he poses. He does the superman pose, the Olympian pose, and various other poses. He even goes on to give the camera men and women some advice.
Téssmocker: Please get m'y good side. Wait.....m'y entire body is my good side. Carry on.
Cameramen resume to taking more photos of Téssmocker. All of a sudden, Steve Soyers walks into the shoot with a microphone attempting to get an interview.
Soyers: Um, Mr. Tessmocker
Téssmocker ignores him purposely
Soyers: Excuse me, Mr. Tessmocker.
Téssmocker ignores him again
Soyers: Mr...
Téssmocker: Excusez-moi? What is it?!?! Do tou not see me in the middle of a photoshoot?!?!
[b]Soyer: I'm sorry Mr. Tessmocker but its....
Téssmocker: And do not call me Mr. Tessmocker. That is not m'y name. M'y name is Richárd Téssmocker. Say it with me, Richárd....
Soyers: (Awful pronunciation) RRReeecharrddd.....
Téssmocker: M'y god tour terrible. Téssmocker.....
Soyers: Can i just get a quick interview with you please
Téssmocker: Tou may. Camera People, take what you Americains call a five.[/b]
The camera men and women leave the room to take there break
Soyers: Thank you sir. Question number one....
Téssmocker: Tour not welcome
Steve Soyers pretends not to hear that
Soyers: As i was saying, Question number 1: What is with this photoshoot you got here?
Téssmocker: I believe the proper way of saying what you said is "What is the meaning of this photoshoot?" Look at this, i am not even an Americain but i can still speak proper english than an actual Americain. Oh the irony. No that it is really any of tour buisness but I haver a private photoshoot which is part of my XWF Platinum Contract. Tou know, along with the many exclusive luxurious privilages i have in XWF such as a private chauffeur, private valet, private luggage bag carrying crew, and many many other exclusive privilages. I haver a question for tou? Do tou have a private valet?
Soyers: No i do not.
Téssmocker: Of course tou do not. I am XWF's Golden Boy
Soyer: Question number 2, what brings you to XWF?
Téssmocker: What are tou? Stupide.
Téssmocker snatches the microphone from Steve. Téssmocker then looks face first in the camera.
Téssmocker: For those who are just like this Donald Duck looking imbecile who failed to watch the latest programme of Monday Night Madness but haver the nerve to question me please shut up tour mouth. That episode marked the day greatness has stepped foot into XWF. Everything that i claimed....no! Everything Monsieur Shane claimed was all true and is no gimmick. I am a 3rd generation professional wrestler who has wrestled for promotion to promotion just toua capture the highest caliber of championships there just to become a Triple Crown and Grandslam Champion around the world. I have wrestled; no.....I HAVE DEFEATED men who could wrestle the ring around the trailer trash and sci-fi looking rejects here who roam the halls of XWF making this company look like the home for mental patients. I swear, I haver seen current wife beaters and even future wife beaters the first day I came toua this company. How sad. I could not even classify some of these troglodytes and idiotes as actual professional wrestlers without having to include the word "not" in the middle of the sentence. I am something different to XWF. Something that is more unique than the entire roster by itself. I could care less who i haver just offended. Votre infraction si mon plaisir. I have been all over the world: America, Canada, Mexico, Europe, tou name it I haver been there. The nickname I go by all over the world “The Personification of Greatness” is no gimmick. I have done so much worldwide toua acquire such a title like that. I am not in XWF to play name games. I would like those toua acknowledge that. Unfortunately it is too late for TJ Wilson but it is not toua late for others to realize that. I am here toua win as always. I am here to be the best as always. I am here to personify greatness and bring a touch of class into XWF as always. Douter de moi? Je crois pas. Now if you don’t mind….
Téssmocker shoves the microphone onto Steves chest. Steve lets out a huge cough
Téssmocker: I am in the middle of a very importante photoshoot.
Soyers: But I am not….
Téssmocker: Security!!!!
Soyers exits the room as Téssmocker calls the camera crew to get off their breaks and resume to the photoshoot. The screen begins to fade.