X-treme Wrestling Federation

Evertrust is walking down a sidewalk, when a man with a blonde spike-mullet haircut taps him on the shoulder.

"Yo Evertrust, I'm back."

Before the champ even has time to respond, Nikki Sixx and Mick Mars give him a con-chair-to. Evertrust falls to the ground and then Vince and Tommy start to punch him in the stomach and balls. All of the men start to join in.

"Guys, that's enough. Pleasure doin' business with ya! Good luck with the final tour."

Lucius climbs the nearest building, and moonsaults off into a pin.

Evertrust kicks out as The Backstreet Boys emerge from a nearby sewer and swarm Lucius Fyre. They all take turns moonsaulting off of the nearby building as Lucius is pressed deeper and deeper into the ground with each passing second.

" Backstreet's back. "