10-30-2014, 07:52 PM
*Gator sits on his couch, Todd pointing the camera at him*
"Doctor D'Ville, my friend. I'm not making excuses, I was clearly stating the obvious. Zeke got pinned and we lost. I'm pissed off but I didn't shift the blame completely to him, we all could have worked harder at War Games. You, you are the one making excuses for me. My team lost because I ran them into the ground? because I took charge and worked the hardest? Fuck, you're right! I worked my ass off so I let my team down, flawless logic. I was stating what happened you are the one trying to put excuses in my mouth. I'm glad I hold a very special place in your heart delivering your first loss, not your only loss mind you, sure we can strike the other off the record. Charity event, all for good fun so if you want to gloss pass losing to LH Harrison that's fine. I won't judge you for brushing a loss under the rug, you can judge me for making excuses as you said but I won't judge you for just straight up ignoring a loss. It's cool you know. You are a smart man D'Ville, sometimes anyway. I haven't defended my belt as much as I've wanted to, that's half my bad, half the company's bad for not finding me worthy contenders. Fuck, I did take 2 weeks off as well, had to, doctor's orders you see, a real doctor not the you kind of doctor. I've got a pretty bad heart, I don't want to get into the details but basically I could end up dead by the end of the week just from the amount I'm working. King of the ring, title defence and a Halloween event Vinnie Lane is hosting, I'm a busy boy. But, I won't end up dead, I'll be more alive than ever. You on the other hand, well last time we met the odds were stacked in my favour, they still are really, no time limit, no promo limit but somehow the odds are still stacked in my favour. I've beat you once and you can bet your ass I can do it again. I know how you move and I know how you work, I know how to take you down. I'm one of very few people who saw the doctor lying on the mat cross eyed and broken. But let's go to War Games shall we, now you know I took control of my team and ran in head first. My team lost but I fucking tried my hardest, you? Must have been an easy week for you riding on Morbid's coattails against a team with an absent captain, the only man on the opposing team that could pose a threat. So, you cannot brag about your victory at War Games, you were in a handicap match against four inept assholes. So, Doc, it's so nice we can have another session again, it truly is. We'll both be take out the rabble in rounfdone and meet each other with smiles from ear to ear, not a single drop of sweat on our bodies because let's face it, who the fuck even are these dumb kids in round one? Nobodies. I may have beat you once but I recognise that you are somewhat of a threat, a good opponent, my best opponent. So, we'll meet in round 2, I will shake your hand and kindly welcome you to the mat my friend."
"Simon! Sorry, couldn't tell the difference. Frodo! What the fuck was that man? You realise spitting out swear words doesn't count as an actual sentence right? Would have worked better if you listed them as bullet points. Yes, I do think I'm better at trash talk than most. Your clone, just a reminder bee tee dub, you called Simon your clone, a clone is an exact replica of you. Just wanted to drill that point in. Anyway, your clone basically admitted defeat to me. One second he complimented me in a promo and in the next he gave up talking to me, claiming he was my friend now. Well fuck a duck, if this guy copied everything from you than that means history will repeat itself, by Monday are you going to just quit on me too? With you Frodo, it seems even more likely seeing as you quit the XWF for a while, hey that's not bad or anything, I took 2 weeks off but I informed everyone about it first. You, you stuck around in Belize and let someone take your place so you could still collect a paycheck because you are just that fucking greedy. You are just that fucking lazy and you just seem to copy and paste the same old shit over and over again. Oh, that was a metaphor by the way, Simon didn't catch one last week so I just want to make it clear since the both of you seem so fucking braindead. I could talk about how you change personalities again, I could, but you went and switched places with Simon so you already one upped the personality switch, and I know the only reason you switched was so you could try and take the glory of winning a crown, which you are not going to fucking win, but you just so conveniently pop back up when something shiny is dangling there, something that can make you relevant again. Fuck, D'Ville was right you really are a leprechaun trying to hoard some gold. I could stop you or one of the many others could stop you, truthfully I couldn't care less who stops you I just don't want to see that fucking crown on your unnaturally round head. Oh, and for a guy as egotistical and self absorbed as yourself, you sure love sucking other people's dicks. I don't give a fuck about Santos! Fucking Tony award!? I'll take that Tony award and shove it up his ass! I'll turn him into a goddamn Popsicle and beat the hell out of you with him like a drunk step father with a leather 'Everything's Bigger In Texas' belt!"
Frodo Said:You're not shit, and you'll never be shit.
"Hey thanks buddy. Look at that already complimenting me, beating Simon's record of sucking my dick already, good for you Frodo. I kinda zoned out for minute after you said this sorry, I smiled and laughed to myself that you're actually giving me a compliment already. But I'm pretty sure you said something about telling you about someone I beat that would impress you. Nice. Asking me a question that I won't be able to answer because no matter what I say you would just smack it away and act like you don't give a fuck. So, what's the point? Tell you what Frodo, why should I give a fuck what you say? Why should I give a fuck what you think? Why should I give a fuck about your fucking history, your fucking future or your fucking present? Don't answer that, because I'll tell you. I don't give a fuck about you, never have, never will. Why don't you copy off your clone Simon and repeat everything he said about me, yeah maybe you'll beat a few of the others but by the time it comes to you and me, well, you'll pull a Simon and kneel at my feet, saying we should be better friends. Haha, you think you're smart for letting some actor take your place? You think that would act as some kind of bullet sponge so if you ever fucked up or got beat you could just stroll back in and say 'Haha! It was a ruse all along! Everything Simon did does not affect me!' ... Hate to burst your bubble Frodo, but you said it yourself. Simon was a clone of you. Every one of his fuck ups are your fuck ups. So, your plan didn't work you dumb cunt, that's a problem when your IQ is as high as your height. So, go ahead copy Simon, call me thief because I already proved you wrong, call me a fraud because I already proved you wrong, just go ahead and copy Simon so I can prove you wrong all fucking over again. Also, why do you want that crown anyway? You gonna pull the same stupid shit as your brother and lay down for some other kid? Or are you just going to admit defeat already and copy Simon? Go ahead, call me a copycat, show the world that you are no better than the imposter that replaced you."
"Kessler. I'm gonna call you Kes, I'm pretty sure we won't face each other and honestly I'm drawing a blank on what to say to you here. You are very fucking bland, and you lost to Ghost Tank man! Fucking Ghost Tank! Shit, I would never show my mask in public if I lost to that fucking Universal monster reject. You talked about our similarities. But, here's something else we don't have in common, you believe your head and shoulders above the rest. Me? I know I'm better than the rest, sure some guys are on my level, but you are not. You're crawled into a ball at some of the other fuckers feet. I see potential in you but you are not a king, you are not a champion. Maybe in time, but right now you are less than the dry white shit you get around your mouth when you're dehydrated. I'm pretty sure we won't go one on one if Santos gets out of his drunken haze, so this is just a precaution. You can't beat me. You won't beat me. I am a fucking nightmare to rookies like you. Remember that."
"SANE! I honestly want you to win so I can call you the Mad King. Get it? Justin Sane, Mad King. Yeah pretty cool, hope that puts a fire in your belly. But it'll be a big fucking shame if I take the crown and keep the belt away from you within the same week. Honestly, I don't know what to say about you either, you definitely have the talent to make it to the finals but can you handle the pressure? A crown and a belt just out of your reach, damn shame. Oh, and I'm sure other people have told you but pinned a spaced out Azrael is no big deal. Ask around, you'll find out that Az just let guys win just for fun, he gets a kick out of us 'inferior' lifeforms thinking they got a victory over him. Seriously dude I'm not joking, hate to break it to you. I would like to see you take the crown so I can call you the Mad King, but I also want Scully wiped off the face of the Earth and I want Frodo to shut the fuck up for once. But sadly wishes don't come true."
"All of you, every last one of you are running head first into a brick wall when you go up against me. You can try but I don't go down easy. Just try and stay on my good side this week and some of you might make it out of this tournament alive."