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It was a moderately weathered day. It was mid-day. There were several leaves scattered on the ground in the park. It was autumn. The sun was shining and the grass was green. It was a good day to be alive. My friend John Cena brought us matching jackets just in case we got cold. It’s always good to be prepared!

My friend John Cena and I brought sandwiches to the park for our awesome picnic. They were tuna sandwiches. However something else was fishy at the park my friend John Cena recommended. It suddenly started to rain! The hands on my friend John Cena’s watch started spinning! The leaves on the ground began to float, fly, and soar across the beautiful sky! The sun seemed to disappear with the rainwater covering it! The grass became sickly and decayed from being over watered! This was bad! Very bad! Our awesome picnic was ruined! My friend John Cena was devastated!

My friend John Cena and I picked up our sandwiches and ran somewhere the rain couldn’t get us. However, my friend John Cena and I didn’t know where it would lead us.


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It looked a little creepy from the outside, but my friend John Cena and I were in a hurry. We were in such a hurry that we left our matching jackets with my friend John Cena’s face on them behind in the mud.

Anyway, the place was empty and my friend John Cena and I were so happy to get out of the rain. We could finish our tuna sandwiches in here! My friend John Cena and I were about to takes bites out of our sandwiches, but then we started hearing spooky sounds.


I was never so scared before in my life, so my friend John Cena held me close and said everything was going to be okay, and then he put his entire fist in my mouth to quiet me down. My friend John Cena's fist reminded me of something. It made me think...

My friend John Cena knew all about ghosts. My friend John Cena isn't afraid of anything. Once time, my friend John Cena hit Big Show with an Attitude Adjustment and almost killed him. My friend John Cena wasn’t scared then, either.

A year ago my friend John Cena went Trick or Treating and knocked on doors. I was afraid of all the Halloween decorations, but my friend John Cena wasn’t. The next day I made a promise to be more like my friend John Cena. That meant I shouldn’t be afraid.

So, I took my friend John Cena’s fist out of my mouth after he pumped a few times and then I wasn’t scared anymore. That abandoned house may have been haunted, but my friend John Cena and I aren’t afraid of anything.

My friend John Cena and I started exploring the haunted house and looked for the source of the spooky noises. My friend John Cena and I looked under tables and inside of books, but we didn’t find ghosts anywhere. Maybe the house wasn’t really haunted, but if it was my friend John Cena and I were ready to tag team some ghost ass.

My friend Jill Lorder is teaming with me against a homosexual couple and I was hoping to practice my moves on the ghosts. I’m a little rusty because I haven’t fought anybody since I played Mortal Kombat with my friend John Cena. My friend John Cena played as SubZero against me and opened a can of whoop ass on, so I guess I need more practice.

I’m not worried about ring rust because my friend John Cena taught me that fighting is all about heart. My friend John Cena has the biggest heart there is and he says I have a big heart too. That means I can’t lose. Icenigga’s friends have another thing coming if they think they can push this black ass around. On Wednesday I’ll pin them with HUSTLE, LOYALTY, and RESPECT.