10-20-2014, 01:03 PM
The camera cuts to a sheepish, weary Fedor Orlov, known as Real Soviet Damage to the XWF universe. Instead of the usual white trunks and elbow pads, Damage is sitting in a wheel chair wearing a fancy suit. He is holding a microphone, as he raises it to his lips.
"Hey folks. Some of you may know me as Real Soviet Damage. As you all remember, I was put into hospital due to a bad bump I took from fellow wrestler Gein, in my match versus Bryan James. Despite what rumours are going round, the bump was not caused by Gein but by me, I didn't land properly on the canvas, thus placing me in an induced coma for a week or so. Unfortunately, I am in no state to compete, nor do I have any interest in competing again. So I'm afraid this will be my goodbye to the ring. I'd like to thank Bryan James for the short-lived yet exciting feud that I had with him from the very beginning of the company to my injury. Dwight Schrute for testing my capabilities on the microphone in English, which was one of the hardest things to learn on arrival. Doc Shaw for going ahead with jobb-"
Damage smiles and winks at the camera.
"-being enhancement talent to me, making me look like a much better wrestler than I actually am. Also I'd like to thank uh..."
Damage turns and leans off screen, a barely audible "Can I mention is name even though he isn't contracted? Okay." before coming back in-front of the camera.
"Shades. No matter if he lied or whether he bullshitted to gain a world title. He spoke highly of me when I first joined which led to my push and he was the first person who actually admitted he liked the character. Also, I'd like to thank home town friend Morbid Angel for helping both how to cut a promo for an english audience and also build a match. Finally, I'd to thank Shane for being Shane and signing me in the first place! Even if you did send me pictures of yourself eating your own shit out of a bowl on Skype... that scared me for life! Oh and also everyone who wished me a recovery! Иисус , который был долго... Hehe..."
Damage wheels his wheelchair forward and smartens his suit before leaning forward himself.
"When I said this would be the end of my wrestling career, I didn't mean the wrestling business! From now on, Fedor Orlov will start hosting interview sessions for both old and new talent in a new unscripted, uncensored show. The aim is to gain insight into both the characters and the person behind them, but also answering questions from you, the fans! If you want to be apart of the new show, send me an email on www.XWF99.com . Thanks guys, I'll see you around!"
"Hey folks. Some of you may know me as Real Soviet Damage. As you all remember, I was put into hospital due to a bad bump I took from fellow wrestler Gein, in my match versus Bryan James. Despite what rumours are going round, the bump was not caused by Gein but by me, I didn't land properly on the canvas, thus placing me in an induced coma for a week or so. Unfortunately, I am in no state to compete, nor do I have any interest in competing again. So I'm afraid this will be my goodbye to the ring. I'd like to thank Bryan James for the short-lived yet exciting feud that I had with him from the very beginning of the company to my injury. Dwight Schrute for testing my capabilities on the microphone in English, which was one of the hardest things to learn on arrival. Doc Shaw for going ahead with jobb-"
Damage smiles and winks at the camera.
"-being enhancement talent to me, making me look like a much better wrestler than I actually am. Also I'd like to thank uh..."
Damage turns and leans off screen, a barely audible "Can I mention is name even though he isn't contracted? Okay." before coming back in-front of the camera.
"Shades. No matter if he lied or whether he bullshitted to gain a world title. He spoke highly of me when I first joined which led to my push and he was the first person who actually admitted he liked the character. Also, I'd like to thank home town friend Morbid Angel for helping both how to cut a promo for an english audience and also build a match. Finally, I'd to thank Shane for being Shane and signing me in the first place! Even if you did send me pictures of yourself eating your own shit out of a bowl on Skype... that scared me for life! Oh and also everyone who wished me a recovery! Иисус , который был долго... Hehe..."
Damage wheels his wheelchair forward and smartens his suit before leaning forward himself.
"When I said this would be the end of my wrestling career, I didn't mean the wrestling business! From now on, Fedor Orlov will start hosting interview sessions for both old and new talent in a new unscripted, uncensored show. The aim is to gain insight into both the characters and the person behind them, but also answering questions from you, the fans! If you want to be apart of the new show, send me an email on www.XWF99.com . Thanks guys, I'll see you around!"