09-30-2014, 09:33 PM
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"Hi. My name is Game Boy, well. It's not my real name, I don't think so anyway. I'm your typical 8 to 16-bit 17 year old, I like games and girls and fun. And, well. I guess I'm here to do some wrestling too. So, it should be fun!"
"Now I know what a few of you here are thinking, Game Boy? More like Gay Boy LoLoLoL! But let us not be juvenile here, I'm sure some of you are more intelligent to make better insults than that."
"But if you must, poke fun. I mean, that is what we're here for right? Fun. So, let's play this game. And let's all have a damn good time playing it! I'll be right here with you, holding the controller."