X-treme Wrestling Federation

While you are too busy staring at my pretty face. I am just gonna pin you.

Evertrust, not at all confused by being in multiple places at once with a variety of people who share easily thwarted agendas, kicks out and grabs Barney Green's phone after it bounces on the ground a couple times. Evertrust uses the phone to take a selfie and then tosses it to Barney, who catches it and looks at the picture Evertrust just took. Barney's eyes open wide with shock as a cracking sound can be heard and his face becomes gray. Barney's entire body soon follows in this transition as Maverick looks on in disbelief, hopefully realizing his own presence doesn't actually constitute a real pin. Evertrust looks at Maverick and smiles.

" Green is just so pretty, he deserves to be immortalized like a Michelangelo sculpture; don't you agree? "

Before Maverick can answer, Evertrust snaps his fingers and disappears so he can tend to the other pin that is simultaneously happening to him by an even more effeminate looking man than Barney Green.

The stone Barney tips over and shatters to pieces, revealing a blood soaked Barney who is gasping for air and choking up brown and red vomit all over himself.

lol