09-26-2014, 12:59 PM
Frodo rushes and drop kicks Maven, then hooks the pin. Before the ref can count it, Swagmire runs in and hits the Dirty Jerker XTreme on the ref. He goes down like a sack of Shane's potatoes, giving Swag a chance to start kicking Mavey Wavey in the head.
"You're not even a paper champion. You're a fucking liar who's too to get what's being said. You didn't prove shit by getting the title the way you did, and you definitely didn't prove shit by beating a Camera man. Hell, Swag is a better champ than you were, and he laid down for a kid. You're the poster child for fucking abortion. If I thought my kid woulda turned out like you, I'd go back in time and punch his mother in the stomach when she was pregnant with him. Fuck you, you title shitting homo."
the ref slowly gets to his feet and begins to count.
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"You're not even a paper champion. You're a fucking liar who's too to get what's being said. You didn't prove shit by getting the title the way you did, and you definitely didn't prove shit by beating a Camera man. Hell, Swag is a better champ than you were, and he laid down for a kid. You're the poster child for fucking abortion. If I thought my kid woulda turned out like you, I'd go back in time and punch his mother in the stomach when she was pregnant with him. Fuck you, you title shitting homo."
the ref slowly gets to his feet and begins to count.
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