RoboWrestler1: Let, me, keep, this, short, and, sweet.
I, have, already, pinned, Uni, versal, champ, ion. Will, demand, title, shot, soon. Will, win.
I, already, won, gauntlet. Won, 10, G's. Got, paid. Got, laid. Did, not, even, pay, the, hook, ers, that, night. He, he, heeee.
Not, enough. Want, more.
I, want, tag, gold, around, my, robo, waist. Got, no, partner. Who, wants, to, join, me? Every, one, inter, ested, please, tell, me, reasons, why, and, I, will, choose, best, partner.
Let's, get, paid. Let's, get, paid. Let's, get, paid.
"I suppose I'll step up to answer the call. I've yet to make make me debut, albeit, but I'm definitely a good competitor. I'll help you because I do need to make a strong debut, and teaming up with the winner of the Mini- Gauntlet to make a run at some tag team gold will definitely help."
Woe enters the scene and smiles at the robot and snarls in the direction of Derrick Silva.
WOE: You want a tag partner that can go the distance and break bodies and wills? You need Woe. Not this rookie that doesn't know the difference between his ass and a hole in the ground.
Woe walks up to the robot and extends a fist.
Derrick shakes his head profusely and cuts in between Woe and RoboWrestler1.
"Sorry for the interruption, but Woe, Robo also asked for why you want to help him. Whoever has the best reason, he will choose. Unfortunately for you, numbskull, you didn't even say a reason, only saying he needs you."
"Yeah, I think you should pick Woe I mean, it's not like he's on a massive losing streak or anything. He'd just be using you to actually get a win for once."
Woe turns around looks at Real Soviet Damage.
WOE: Excuse me, fucker? Who the fuck do you think you are coming in here talking shit to me? What have you won? What have you done? And Derfuck the reason that he needs me is because I can give him exactly what he wants. Money. Oddly I see nothing but failure in you two gentlemen's future. And if you want that to be assured sign up for a fight with WOE! Robowrestler1, if you want someone who knows the ropes and actually has some experience let me know. I'm willing to go to any lengths to win something!
"Oh sure Woe, why don't you do what Masterbitch couldn't do and throw your losing streak into double digits? Trust me, I know my way around a ring. Robo would be far better off picking me instead of some damn idiot who keeps losing 24/7."
"Woe has won. Once. Now me? I've beaten some people, and been a tag champ. You want me, you pay off Swaggy's debt."
"What have I won? What have I done? I won gold at the 2008 Olympic Games. That's right, you're talking to an Olympic gold medallist. Your words mean nothing to me as you are quite clearly the worst performing wrestler in the XWF."
"Seeing as how Robo would do anything for money, and didn't even pay the hookers who laid him, I doubt he'd pay off Swaggy's debt so he can get a former Tag Champ, also considering there are quite a few of former Tag Champs on the market. Anyway, yeah, I know Woe once won. Against Masterbitch of all people, in a house show where nothing counts. Therefore, I'm not going to even consider that."
(09-24-2014, 02:44 PM)Derrick Silva Said: [ -> ]"Seeing as how Robo would do anything for money, and didn't even pay the hookers who laid him, I doubt he'd pay off Swaggy's debt so he can get a former Tag Champ, also considering there are quite a few of former Tag Champs on the market. Anyway, yeah, I know Woe once won. Against Masterbitch of all people, in a house show where nothing counts. Therefore, I'm not going to even consider that."
"Hey, cock breath. How many of these former champs are out here offering to help? How many people here escaped from the Ukraininas? How many people are on the Heyman Alliance A-Team? Lemme tell ya, me and Tommy Gunn. Fuck you. You're not even on the Failure Squad. You're a jizz tasting 
bitch. Guess who the fuck is the better choice, you or me? Not fucking you. Goddamn flunkie. Get AIDs."
(09-24-2014, 03:03 PM)Fordo Swagkins Said: [ -> ] (09-24-2014, 02:44 PM)Derrick Silva Said: [ -> ]"Seeing as how Robo would do anything for money, and didn't even pay the hookers who laid him, I doubt he'd pay off Swaggy's debt so he can get a former Tag Champ, also considering there are quite a few of former Tag Champs on the market. Anyway, yeah, I know Woe once won. Against Masterbitch of all people, in a house show where nothing counts. Therefore, I'm not going to even consider that."
"Hey, cock breath. How many of these former champs are out here offering to help? How many people here escaped from the Ukraininas? How many people are on the Heyman Alliance A-Team? Lemme tell ya, me and Tommy Gunn. Fuck you. You're not even on the Failure Squad. You're a jizz tasting bitch. Guess who the fuck is the better choice, you or me? Not fucking you. Goddamn flunkie. Get AIDs."
"Well, jeez, aren't you rude. I was just saying Robo probably isn't going to pick you because your offering up a money stipulation for him to choose you. And yes, I will admit, I'm not at the level quite yet to face someone on the likes of you, or Angelus, though I can certainly handle the likes of Woe and Soviet Damage. No disrespect intended with my last comment and with this one."
Gooooodamn! Ya'll like a buncha thirsty niggas fightin' over a passed out white bitch.
Yo, Tinman, you want to do this for real? Holla.
"Yeah, offer redacted. I don't fight Cinnamon. I do another F word with him. Ain't that right, big dick playa?"
(09-24-2014, 04:51 PM)Azrael Erebus Said: [ -> ] (09-24-2014, 04:10 PM)Fordo Swagkins Said: [ -> ]"Yeah, offer redacted. I don't fight Cinnamon. I do another F word with him. Ain't that right, big dick playa?"
"I get the fact that you know that you don't stand a chance at facing me and winning and want to pass it off on the fact that we fucked a couple times but who did you think you'd be facing, if you teamed with Robo and he wants tag gold?"
"Thought he meant tag trios. I'm all for stomping Ryback's face. Even if it's almost as cute as Diaz' was. Not half as cute as Mandii's, though. And I'm not afraid, but I don't fight people I plan to sleep with again, especially ones who are on the same team as I am."
"I won't partner with him. I thought he was just saying things oddly because he's a robot. I didn't think he'd be dumb enough to think a robot can stop the Great Cinnamon. Also, if I change my name to Kendall Sawyer will you sleep with me?"
Well since you're in the tag title giving mood, why don't you reprimand your previous statement and give a real, already formed tag team a chance?
Hope and Honor!
I, want, the, tags. I, want, the, trios.
I, want, it, all. Will, have, it, all. Bank, on, it.
Yankem, and, Silva. So, far, you, two, are, being, highly, con, sid, ered. I, will, allow, another, day, to, pass, before, making, my, decision, for, the, tag, shot.
For, the, trios, I, may, end, up, choosing, both, of, you, if, you, are, both, down, with, that. Holla, at, your, robot.
How is this nigga an Azraelian but his name ain't Muhammad or Apu or some shit? Get at me Iron Man, we'll deal with this Jihadi fuckboy and his pet white bitch, no problem. And I'm down down for that trios shit too.
"I'm more than down for that trios shot. The flat- out unpredictability of Yankem, my striking ability, and yyour ability to go with nay wrestling form would be greatly appreciated. Anyway, when we're done with Erebus and Sawyer, they'll be in hospital beds."
(09-25-2014, 03:04 AM)Derrick Silva Said: [ -> ] Anyway, when we're done with Erebus and Sawyer, they'll be in hospital beds."
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"Well, it's been a day... and Robo hasn't responded back yet. Anyway, I'd throw my name in there, but I'm quite busy with my current title, especially since two weeks from now I'll be facing considerable challengers in the form of either Enigma or LH Harrison. I will be paying attention to that tag match, however."
"Erm... Robo? I don't mean to be rude but... you there? I'll tell you what: I'll pay you ALL my X-Bux provided if you choose me for the Tag Titles shot over Yankem."
"I'm going to go ahead and put my name forward. I am better than Yankem and Silva put together. They are untested, but no matter. Even if they win 100 matches in a row, they will never... EVER, be an Olympic gold medallist. You saw my match on Warefare, I dominated. After I will beat Bryan James to death, it will become clear why you should pick me and not these rookies."
"Nice try there, Fedor, but no. You and James tied. Sure, you and James might have made Dwight and Shaw your bitches, but that doesn't change the fact that you and James tied and are now facing each other next Warfare in a Mexican Shoot Match inside a steel cage."
"We may of tied, but I dominated that match. Everyone knew that I should've got the pin. Sit down, shut up and know you place, rookie."
"Ruskie boy is afraid to face me. Don't even consider him, he's a pussy."
(09-26-2014, 02:10 PM)Derrick Silva Said: [ -> ]"Erm... Robo? I don't mean to be rude but... you there? I'll tell you what: I'll pay you ALL my X-Bux provided if you choose me for the Tag Titles shot over Yankem."
Send, me, the, mo, ney. Time, to, get, paid.
Vladimir Butin. How do you suppose Isaiah is untested? He actually WON his match. Unlike you who got lucky with even a tie.
"All sent! Time to wreck shop!"
"Amazing, Silva, you wormed your way into a Tag Team title match off of bribery. Here's to hoping you fall flat on your ass."
"Actually, you're correct Harrison. However it is up to debate whether he dominated like I did."
HAHAHAHAHA! Looks like you got a little spineless shit for a tag team partner, Robo! Maybe you should reconsider someone... brutally honest.
"Eh, Derrick's still got a day before promos cannot be sent in for Warfare, so if he sends it in tomorrow before midnight, he should be good to go since it looks like Erebus and Sawyer are no- showing. Besides, he might also be a little distracted preparing a promo for his OTHER main event."
You mean the match he's going to be missing? Yeah better go looking for a new partner.
Oh and he has two days to show up for Warfare. Stop lying.
(10-05-2014, 03:33 PM)Woeful Said: [ -> ]You mean the match he's going to be missing? Yeah better go looking for a new partner.
Oh and he has two days to show up for Warfare. Stop lying.
"Ugh, I'm going to stop organizing team meetings after the one I already did organize. It's causing me to jumble up the dates. But, nevertheless, all of them look like they are going to no show."