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The camera fades in to the private jet of Mastermind, as it heads from Gotham CIty, Illinois to Los Angeles, California for his next match. Monday Night Madness. He is to face Bobby Zi.

He doesn't look in a good mood. He looks at the camera.

"I keep hearing complete dribble coming out of your mouth Bobby. It's no wonder that you don't compete all the time, because all you do is dribble your way through promos. Now you're talking about drinking beers, and how long it takes you, and how you compare it to the former of the Ark of the Covenant title. That's one great thing I suppose, you can use maths to decipher all that. You know what you're new job can be if your wrestling career doesn't work out? A mathematician."

Mastermind smiles and sits forward, grabbing his X-Treme Title.

"Seriously Bobby I think the stress is getting to you. You have the weight of a nation coming down on you. I mean another loss to New Zealand doesn't look good in the Sports History books. Now you're taken up drinking. Am I surprised or what?

"You're the one who's a joke Bobby, and I think you better get your drinking sorted out. You have too much time on your hands. Do something productive with your time.

"I have every clue to know what I am in for with you Bobby, but I don't think you know which way or another on how to tackle me, and beat me. You will grasp at fresh air come Monday, and then you'll be thinking, where's my next beer coming from? Do I even deserve a beer? Do I even deserve to be in the ring as the Master of Minds. When I have you beat, and you are thinking that, then your mind is mine. Your mind is mine now, and you don't even know it.

"Comments like verbal retorts, comparative name games, and being taught a lesson.

"Here's a lesson Bobby, it's not 'Chris and Me' it's 'Chris and I', simple Grammar.

"If you want to try and beat me at language and calculations Bobby, you need to back it up and be professional. Grammar comes with the territory. Once you learn to grasp that, then you may beat me, but you won't beat me Monday Night. Because we know you're a copy cat, simpleton, who doesn't know what he's getting at with maths and grammar.

"You are way out of your depth it's not funny. It's hilarious. I pity you and I mean that in respect to you."


Mastermind sits back laughing, and then closes his eyes. The camera fades out.