07-28-2014, 08:23 PM
"Of course I do, but I was busy thinking with my cock. I saw Zoey, and how cute she looked, and thought she'd be a good fit because I wanna hold her. Mistakes were made, but humans aren't perfect, so we move on and do the best we can. With or without her, I am going to step in the ring and fuck shit up until I can't fuck shit up. I will come at you harder than you give me credit for. I will fight you even if Jasmine taps out and gives up. Enigma. You are going to have to put me down hard to keep me from coming at you. I will promise you, win or lose you will not be happy when we're done. You will hurt, and you will crave another match with me. Alone. You, me, and the ref. No interference from the Heyman Alliance or Black Circle.
Let's talk about mistakes, though, Niggy. Let's discuss your mistake of trying to be some mysterious thing. Yes, thing. You're not a man, men are worth remembering. There's only one thing worth remembering about Enigma. How he nut rides his brother. Don't try and hide it, you don't want to separate yourself from Sebastian. And no, I don't mean that like Santos is so boring he's not worth remembering. I mean it as in you've done nothing. Nothing to prove your worth a thing. You parade around here as if you're important, but you are far from it. You're just another mistake management made.
But come on, it's more fun to point out other people's faults than look in the mirror and see yourself for what you are underneath. You're a moderately successful serial killer catcher, or Batman knock off, or whatever you are doing these days, but then you're just a Batman clone. Isn't that right? You've decided to live out every little boy's fantasy of being the caped crusader and a wrestler. Oh, wait. You're only doing that last one part time. I forgot. You show up maybe once every two months, act like we should give a shit and then vanish when you realize we don't. Good plan, keep doing it and we might forget how bland you really are.
That's actually something I want to touch on, if we look at the people in this match, most of you can barely be considered wrestlers. It's like you don't even realize you're being paid by the XWF, most of you would rather discuss having sex with Griffin MacAllister, or robot dinosaurs or whatever stupid ass garbage you talk about instead of actually focusing up on the match at hand. Love how that works, by the way, Olive. You barely acknowledge being a wrestler, or even have matches, and yet you find the time to cast judgement on those that you deem not worthy of being wrestlers. Good showing there, love the irony that you're too full of yourself to see. And love how it applies to the Duke Brothers, Diaz, and Azrael, but you're too much of a dried up snatch to say something to them about it. Because you're only good at calling people out when you're pretty sure you can take them. Pussy. Should have let my fist your ass.
It's ok, guys, I forgive you for being too pussy to mention the match until the very last gun is fired, if ever at all. It helps keep your mind off being less relevant than Barney Green. How sad is that, out of the normally mouthier opponents only Sebastian and Azrael have any right to criticize anyone for not being a real wrestler. At least they have some level of regularity in their comings and goings. It's not just when they need to feel loved that they show up. And I'm not even going to expand upon the hilarity that this isn't even Diaz in the match; someone actually wanted to be Diaz, dunno why, but they did. I'd wonder why no one wants to be Sebastian, but Enigma's right here. Trying his hardest to make big brother proud. Is it working Dookies? Are you proud of your botched clone, I mean little brother? Are you happy that he's probably going to even get the Uni title the same exact way you did? Because he so much wants to be you that he can't even come up with an original cash in idea. Oh, I know you didn't say your intentions yet, Nig Nog, but you don't have to. We know you're just going to do exactly what Older Duke would do. Is it hard being like the Borg and having that Hive Mind? Will you try and assimilate Azrael when this is finished?
Oh, I know, you've got some sort of semi snappy come back for me when this is all said and done, but save it. No, seriously, save it. No one wants to hear that shit, not even Daddy. Promise, if we wanted to know what you thought of me or what I had to say, we'd just ask Jacob the Messenger to fill us in on Sebastian's opinion. At least Jacob is mildly interesting to pay attention to, and worth keeping around. What exactly do you bring to the table? Nothing, nothing good or original. You steal your entire life from everything you come in contact with. Got your past time from Batman and Red Hood, got your name from a Marvel Heroine, got your look from a mixture of Daft Punk and Frank from Donnie Darko. Got your attitude from your brother. Damn, there is nothing original about you. Not a goddamn thing. And yet you, you of all copypastas, feel that you have the right to judge people. Good going. Do keep it up. And keep listing the accomplishments you only were able to earn without your big brother. Go on, we have time for you to think on that for a while. Stupid
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Let's talk about mistakes, though, Niggy. Let's discuss your mistake of trying to be some mysterious thing. Yes, thing. You're not a man, men are worth remembering. There's only one thing worth remembering about Enigma. How he nut rides his brother. Don't try and hide it, you don't want to separate yourself from Sebastian. And no, I don't mean that like Santos is so boring he's not worth remembering. I mean it as in you've done nothing. Nothing to prove your worth a thing. You parade around here as if you're important, but you are far from it. You're just another mistake management made.
But come on, it's more fun to point out other people's faults than look in the mirror and see yourself for what you are underneath. You're a moderately successful serial killer catcher, or Batman knock off, or whatever you are doing these days, but then you're just a Batman clone. Isn't that right? You've decided to live out every little boy's fantasy of being the caped crusader and a wrestler. Oh, wait. You're only doing that last one part time. I forgot. You show up maybe once every two months, act like we should give a shit and then vanish when you realize we don't. Good plan, keep doing it and we might forget how bland you really are.
That's actually something I want to touch on, if we look at the people in this match, most of you can barely be considered wrestlers. It's like you don't even realize you're being paid by the XWF, most of you would rather discuss having sex with Griffin MacAllister, or robot dinosaurs or whatever stupid ass garbage you talk about instead of actually focusing up on the match at hand. Love how that works, by the way, Olive. You barely acknowledge being a wrestler, or even have matches, and yet you find the time to cast judgement on those that you deem not worthy of being wrestlers. Good showing there, love the irony that you're too full of yourself to see. And love how it applies to the Duke Brothers, Diaz, and Azrael, but you're too much of a dried up snatch to say something to them about it. Because you're only good at calling people out when you're pretty sure you can take them. Pussy. Should have let my fist your ass.
It's ok, guys, I forgive you for being too pussy to mention the match until the very last gun is fired, if ever at all. It helps keep your mind off being less relevant than Barney Green. How sad is that, out of the normally mouthier opponents only Sebastian and Azrael have any right to criticize anyone for not being a real wrestler. At least they have some level of regularity in their comings and goings. It's not just when they need to feel loved that they show up. And I'm not even going to expand upon the hilarity that this isn't even Diaz in the match; someone actually wanted to be Diaz, dunno why, but they did. I'd wonder why no one wants to be Sebastian, but Enigma's right here. Trying his hardest to make big brother proud. Is it working Dookies? Are you proud of your botched clone, I mean little brother? Are you happy that he's probably going to even get the Uni title the same exact way you did? Because he so much wants to be you that he can't even come up with an original cash in idea. Oh, I know you didn't say your intentions yet, Nig Nog, but you don't have to. We know you're just going to do exactly what Older Duke would do. Is it hard being like the Borg and having that Hive Mind? Will you try and assimilate Azrael when this is finished?
Oh, I know, you've got some sort of semi snappy come back for me when this is all said and done, but save it. No, seriously, save it. No one wants to hear that shit, not even Daddy. Promise, if we wanted to know what you thought of me or what I had to say, we'd just ask Jacob the Messenger to fill us in on Sebastian's opinion. At least Jacob is mildly interesting to pay attention to, and worth keeping around. What exactly do you bring to the table? Nothing, nothing good or original. You steal your entire life from everything you come in contact with. Got your past time from Batman and Red Hood, got your name from a Marvel Heroine, got your look from a mixture of Daft Punk and Frank from Donnie Darko. Got your attitude from your brother. Damn, there is nothing original about you. Not a goddamn thing. And yet you, you of all copypastas, feel that you have the right to judge people. Good going. Do keep it up. And keep listing the accomplishments you only were able to earn without your big brother. Go on, we have time for you to think on that for a while. Stupid
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