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"Anarchist" Aaron Andrews

The camera cuts to the smiling face of Rachelle Montgomery-Andrews and she is standing behind a counter.

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She quickly lets out a primal scream, mimicking their entrance together for anyone who has followed Aaron's indy career.

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RMA: Time to wake up your neighbours and the kids because have I got a deal for you. I have been asked by management to talk about Shop XWF dot com. In order to make this occasion special, Paul Heyman and I have come up with the newest big thing. Something I like to call a brown bag special.

She holds up a brown backpack to the camera with a black XWF logo on the front.

RMA: This is how the brown bag special works. The first thing we are gonna do is go to the warehouse and grab 4 DVD's. Any random dvd's will do. We will toss those in the bag. The one catch to this is each dvd will be different. You could have any of our World War Xtreme dvd's. Lethal Lottery, High Stakes, DVD's on one particular superstar, you name it, it can find its way into the bag. That is a eighty dollar price tag you can get for the low low price of twenty five dollars.

RMA: You may be asking yourself "Can I only have one bag?" The easy answer is no. You can have up to three bags. That is twelve dvd's, each one different. A total shelf price of two hundred and forty dollars for the discounted price of one hundred. Already a steal. The next thing we are going to do is throw in t-shirts. Again folks, this is all at random. You can have t-shirts of the current Universal Champion, Azreal Erebus.

Sounds effects of a crowd cheering, right on cue.

RMA: Or maybe you can get your very own, ever photogenic Mark Fucking Flynn. Lastly you may even get the brand new shirt, one I like best. I beat Ashe Dawson. I have worked out with management, one last deal. You can spend one hundred and twenty five and send along the name of your favourite wrestler and that wrestler will pack your bag, and even sign it. How can you pass this up. You better order these. You better scoop these up while you have the chance because supplies are limited and they will go fast. Never been offered on the website before. Three bag's, Twelve different dvd's. Signed bag by your favourite wrestler. All for the low price of one hundred and fifty dollars. That is a savings of seventy five dollars. I will make one promise to you folks. If you order in the next thirty minutes, not only will you get all of that. I will personally make sure you get the I beat Ashe Dawson shirt.

RMA: So go now to ShopXWF dot com folks. Order them quickly, because once they are sold out they will be like Ashe Dawson's career, never to return.

She smiles at the camera as it cuts to commercial