07-01-2014, 01:23 PM
"Crack! Come here! I need help training. I'm fighting a ninja! A real live Ninja. This is gonna be just like Ninja Scroll, but way less porno-riffic."
Frodo was in the living room doing karate kicks and punching stuff. As Crack walked in the room Frodo did a jumping spin kick so horribly it ended with him falling onto the floor face first. Imagine it if you will. Crack just walked to the Midge, stood over him, and looked down in confusion.
"Santos isn't a ninja. He's a drunk who smokes a lot. Your ninja training will be of almost no use. You should probably just work on fighting someone with almost as bad of habits as yourself."
Frodo twisted so his legs and ass were in the air and he was laying on his back looking up.
"The fuck you talking about? I'm facing Red Ninja. I specifically asked Ozy to match me against Red Ninja. Why do I wanna face Santos? I've already faced him, in a triple threat last man standing. He was the first man down. Like a bitch."
"Yeah, well Paul Heyman booked this, and you're facing Tony Santos for the TV title. So, good going. Maybe you can knock him out again. It is only a 15 minute long match. If he even lasts that long."
Frodo jumps up to his feet. His fists ready in the boxing position.
"Paul Heyman? 15 minutes? Mafia Men? What? Tv Title. I'm gonna get to kick Gregor's ass?"
"Um, I think it's Gruger"
"I've heard it both ways."
"Whatever, they have nothing to do with your match. You're facing Santos not them."
Frodo lowers his fists and mopes over to the couch where he collapses in a puddle of sorrow and disappointment.
"I know, but Santos is sooooo boring. I wanted someone I can make fun for a week straight, then rape in the ring, then parade around afterwards forcing them to accept my awesomeness and the fact that they're my bitch. Like I did with Jasmin, Caliban, or Hank Lane. This is just not going to be as fun. At least I get the stupid title from this."
Frodo kept pouting on the sofa when Sarah came in with Katie, she was holding a bag from Victoria's secret in one hand and a bag full of Fancy Feast, you know the canned Cat Food.
"Hey, hun, I'm home. And I bought your favorite snack. Fancy Feast!"
She noticed Frodo was pouting on the couch, and saw Crack looking bewildered. Frodo looked at her, got up in a huff and flailed as he turned around and stomped to his room. Sarah dropped the Fancy Feast on the ground.
"The fuck did you do to Freddie‽ Why is he like this‽ He was so happy this morning. What did you do to my little Dwarf King?"
"I told him he has to face Santos not some Ninja. He's going for a title shot and he wanted to fight some douche who dresses like a ninja. Or one of those dude who thinks they're in the Mafia. I'm not sure how that ruined his day. He's going up for the third highest belt in the federation. I'd assume that'd make him happy."
"What the fuck did you ruin that for him for? Let him train for the ninja! Why couldn't you let him be happy"
She walked over and slapped Crack in the face before doing an about face, retrieving the Cat Food and storming to Frodo's room. Katie just looked confused. She walked into the kitchen, sat her bag on the counter and opened the fridge.
"Hey, I'm getting a drink. You want one?"
"Sure. How was your shopping with Sarah?"
Crack sat down on the couch and flipped on the TV. Katie came over and sat right next to Crack and handed him a cold Coke. He looked a little confused.
"You said you wanted a drink. You didn't say you wanted booze. Did you want a beer instead?"
He chuckled, and tussled her hair.
"Nah, it's fine."
"Good. Shopping was fun. I got a new toy, and some new outfits. One really sexy one for when Flynn finally musters the courage to ask me out. I know he's been wanting to for a while. Wanna see the new outfit?"
"Ye-ye-Yeah. Def."
"Ok, I'll go put it on and show you. Keep your eyes closed. I want to be a total surprise."
She got up, walked to the kitchen, grabbed her back, and walked to her room. 5 minutes pass and she comes out in a dinosaur outfit. She walked in front of Crack, and stood in a semi seductive pose.
"Ok, open em."
He opened his eyes and burst into a fit of laughter.
"What? You don't think it's cute. Will Mark like it?"
"No, it is. I was just expecting something else. When you said really sexy one. I expected you to show me that one. Not your Dinosaur outfit. But I must say, you are Frodo's daughter for sure."
"Thank you, I think. But no, the sexy outfit isn't for you. Although, I am a business woman, so if you offer me something I like I might show you it."
She winked at him.
"I've got an idea. You show me your outfit, and I'll take you out anywhere you want."
"Fine, but Daddy can't know. Stay right here, I'll call you when I'm ready."
She walked back to her room, and called for Crack to come in a minute or so later. He scampered over there to find Katie standing in her room dressed as a Pirate. Eye patch and all.
"Like this one better?"
"Yeah, it's a little more form fitting, but I was still expecting something erotic."
"Oh, you mean like me in lingerie, or less?"
"Yeah, that's what I thought you meant."
"Why? Are you saying you like me or something?"
"Katie, you know you're a good looking girl, and you know that a lot of people would like to have you in their bed."
"You wanna see my coochie."
She said it and began chuckling. Frodo popped up in the door way eating a can of Fancy Feast.
"Sup, Katie. Nice Pirate outfit. Sup, Crack. Nice boner. What's going on?"
Katie blushed, gigled, and did that little foot push thing girls do when they're nervous.
"Crack wants to see my coochie."
Frodo looked at Crack, then back to Katie.
"Nah, that nigga's gay."
Frodo was in the living room doing karate kicks and punching stuff. As Crack walked in the room Frodo did a jumping spin kick so horribly it ended with him falling onto the floor face first. Imagine it if you will. Crack just walked to the Midge, stood over him, and looked down in confusion.
"Santos isn't a ninja. He's a drunk who smokes a lot. Your ninja training will be of almost no use. You should probably just work on fighting someone with almost as bad of habits as yourself."
Frodo twisted so his legs and ass were in the air and he was laying on his back looking up.
"The fuck you talking about? I'm facing Red Ninja. I specifically asked Ozy to match me against Red Ninja. Why do I wanna face Santos? I've already faced him, in a triple threat last man standing. He was the first man down. Like a bitch."
"Yeah, well Paul Heyman booked this, and you're facing Tony Santos for the TV title. So, good going. Maybe you can knock him out again. It is only a 15 minute long match. If he even lasts that long."
Frodo jumps up to his feet. His fists ready in the boxing position.
"Paul Heyman? 15 minutes? Mafia Men? What? Tv Title. I'm gonna get to kick Gregor's ass?"
"Um, I think it's Gruger"
"I've heard it both ways."
"Whatever, they have nothing to do with your match. You're facing Santos not them."
Frodo lowers his fists and mopes over to the couch where he collapses in a puddle of sorrow and disappointment.
"I know, but Santos is sooooo boring. I wanted someone I can make fun for a week straight, then rape in the ring, then parade around afterwards forcing them to accept my awesomeness and the fact that they're my bitch. Like I did with Jasmin, Caliban, or Hank Lane. This is just not going to be as fun. At least I get the stupid title from this."
Frodo kept pouting on the sofa when Sarah came in with Katie, she was holding a bag from Victoria's secret in one hand and a bag full of Fancy Feast, you know the canned Cat Food.
"Hey, hun, I'm home. And I bought your favorite snack. Fancy Feast!"
She noticed Frodo was pouting on the couch, and saw Crack looking bewildered. Frodo looked at her, got up in a huff and flailed as he turned around and stomped to his room. Sarah dropped the Fancy Feast on the ground.
"The fuck did you do to Freddie‽ Why is he like this‽ He was so happy this morning. What did you do to my little Dwarf King?"
"I told him he has to face Santos not some Ninja. He's going for a title shot and he wanted to fight some douche who dresses like a ninja. Or one of those dude who thinks they're in the Mafia. I'm not sure how that ruined his day. He's going up for the third highest belt in the federation. I'd assume that'd make him happy."
"What the fuck did you ruin that for him for? Let him train for the ninja! Why couldn't you let him be happy"
She walked over and slapped Crack in the face before doing an about face, retrieving the Cat Food and storming to Frodo's room. Katie just looked confused. She walked into the kitchen, sat her bag on the counter and opened the fridge.
"Hey, I'm getting a drink. You want one?"
"Sure. How was your shopping with Sarah?"
Crack sat down on the couch and flipped on the TV. Katie came over and sat right next to Crack and handed him a cold Coke. He looked a little confused.
"You said you wanted a drink. You didn't say you wanted booze. Did you want a beer instead?"
He chuckled, and tussled her hair.
"Nah, it's fine."
"Good. Shopping was fun. I got a new toy, and some new outfits. One really sexy one for when Flynn finally musters the courage to ask me out. I know he's been wanting to for a while. Wanna see the new outfit?"
"Ye-ye-Yeah. Def."
"Ok, I'll go put it on and show you. Keep your eyes closed. I want to be a total surprise."
She got up, walked to the kitchen, grabbed her back, and walked to her room. 5 minutes pass and she comes out in a dinosaur outfit. She walked in front of Crack, and stood in a semi seductive pose.
"Ok, open em."
He opened his eyes and burst into a fit of laughter.
"What? You don't think it's cute. Will Mark like it?"
"No, it is. I was just expecting something else. When you said really sexy one. I expected you to show me that one. Not your Dinosaur outfit. But I must say, you are Frodo's daughter for sure."
"Thank you, I think. But no, the sexy outfit isn't for you. Although, I am a business woman, so if you offer me something I like I might show you it."
She winked at him.
"I've got an idea. You show me your outfit, and I'll take you out anywhere you want."
"Fine, but Daddy can't know. Stay right here, I'll call you when I'm ready."
She walked back to her room, and called for Crack to come in a minute or so later. He scampered over there to find Katie standing in her room dressed as a Pirate. Eye patch and all.
"Like this one better?"
"Yeah, it's a little more form fitting, but I was still expecting something erotic."
"Oh, you mean like me in lingerie, or less?"
"Yeah, that's what I thought you meant."
"Why? Are you saying you like me or something?"
"Katie, you know you're a good looking girl, and you know that a lot of people would like to have you in their bed."
"You wanna see my coochie."
She said it and began chuckling. Frodo popped up in the door way eating a can of Fancy Feast.
"Sup, Katie. Nice Pirate outfit. Sup, Crack. Nice boner. What's going on?"
Katie blushed, gigled, and did that little foot push thing girls do when they're nervous.
"Crack wants to see my coochie."
Frodo looked at Crack, then back to Katie.
"Nah, that nigga's gay."