06-25-2014, 08:53 PM
Frodo was seated at his science table in his meth lab. It wasn't really a science table, it was more like an upturned trash can with a microscope on it. Not very high tech, but whatever, the man wasn't a scientist, and to be fair the insides of the trash can were probably worth more than Matt Damon's entire career. Anyway, so he was in his meth lab working to combine the DNA he took from Azrael, and the stuff he took from him. Which was actually going surprisingly well, he just needed a host to set the DNA into. Which is where this part of the story will fall to the back burner, and we go to Katie and Sarah out on the town for some bonding.
Sarah and Katie were at a small club chilling out by the bar, Katie had the big black exes that meant she was under 21, and couldn't be served, well alcohol at least. The pair were having a decent time together, despite the awkwardness of their past experiences. You know, Sarah offering to go down on Katie, then banging her dad, then Katie walking in on the drug induced threesome where Sarah was banging Azrael, yeah, all the awkwardness. Either way, the girls found themselves an empty booth, and sat back to relax.
There was some low rent wannabe Space Cowboy on stage DJing pretty horribly, but they didn't care. Katie finished her Coke, with just a hint of Jack, because the bar tender thought she was cute, so she gave Katie the hook up. Anyway, after chugging her drink Katie made her way to the dance floor and threw her hands up over her head. She just kind of stood there wiggling around, you know that dance thing girls do that they think is totally sexy, but it's really just them waving their hands over their head. Frodo at this point randomly scratched his head, and got the thought to question how this dance move became so popular with white girls, but he didn't know why.
As she's dancing on the floor some greased up guido came over and tried to grind on her. She just danced away. He followed her, he really was trying to grind on her hard. Must not have known who she is. Eventually she turns to face him.
"Dude, what's the beef? Clearly I don't wanna dance with you."
"Aw, come on Bambina. You know you want some of this. I'm da big papi in here. Who doesn't love me? Come on."
"Seriously, back off. I'm not interested. Who falls for your shit?"
Just as Katie finished asking the question a greased up Guidette came dancing up to him, snapping her gum loudly.
"Eh, baby wanna go dance?"
The pair of Guidios danced off away from Katie. She kept dancing by herself, and eyeing a guy. He looked at her, and she did a little shake for him, and gave him a wink. He came dancing over to her and they began to dance for a while, he placed his hands on her hips. This continued for a few minutes until she dragged him back to the booth with Sarah. She shoved him in and fell on top of him, leaning in to kiss him. He held her back.
"Listen, dancing is one thing, but I can't kiss you. Sorry, I was told I was only allowed to dance. My wife'll kill me if I kiss another girl. Sorry. I think I sent the wrong signals."
He pulled himself up and moved Katie out of the booth as he left. She just flopped down in the booth and began to pout. She seems to pout a lot. Sarah's phone went off as Katie was doing this. Oddly her ring tone is Lady Gaga's "Telephone", she answered. Katie couldn't tell who it was, but she was making the pouty face to Sarah.
"Yeah, no. We're having fun. Katie was just dancing with some one, she's making a face at me like she swallowed a Cockroach. I think she needs to swallow the first part of that word."
Katie slapped Sarah gently for that. She was only half teasing about the slap, but the truth is that since Katie saw Mark Flynn all she could think about is swallowing his man meat.
"Bitch just slapped me. Oh no she didn't! Lemme go handle this ho. Wait. What? You want me to do what? I'll see. Yeah, I'm sure she'll help. Ok, see you in a bit. Loves."
She hung up the phone.
"Bitch, that was your dad. He wants us to find someone to carry the child he's created with Azrael. Apparently the girl needs to be skanky, so. Wanna carry your dad's kid?"
"Slut. You carry it. Birth it out your dick."
They giggled, as they did some girl took the DJ's area and began to rap. Neither one paid attention at first until she did "Fancy", then they both turned and saw it was Iggy Azalea performing a secret show. Without speaking a word, they knew. They were going to kidnap Iggy.
Katie was waiting for Iggy to leave, and Sarah was waiting in her car, a 2009 Ford Explorer, with the back door open. Iggy walked out the club, and Katie hit her with a taser. She went down, then Katie dragged her over the truck. The girls struggled to get her in, and once in they bound her arms and legs, and drove to the apartment.
With Frodo's help they got her up to his meth lab science center. He shooed Katie out of the lab, and strapped Iggy to a chair. He then waited for her to wake up.
"Hello, Amethyst. We're about to have sex, and then you're going to carry a human alien hybrid baby for me. I'm not sure on the gestation period, but it should be less than a year. Just long enough for you to fizzle out of the spotlight. Anyway, you won't remember this at all."
He injected her with a syringe filled with Heroin. She blinked a few times, then slowly went out. While she was out her had cut all of her clothes off of her, and fucked her a few times, but just to be safe he wore a condom. Something he doesn't do often. She also was quickly injected in the uterus with Frodo's Science Baby.
"Let's hope this works. Now we just need to put her some place where it will catch attention. I've got it."
He injected more heroin into her before dropping her off in his perfect spot.
Crack is sitting down checking the news on his Microsoft Surface tablet while eating his breakfast. He read about Iggy Azalea's disappearance and where she was found. Thinking nothing of it he finished eating and went to brush his teeth. As he walked out of the bathroom he saw Frodo coming out his bedroom wearing one of Sarah's Iggy Azalea shirts.
"Hey, I take it either you or Sarah is an Iggy fan. She was found naked with a lot of Heroin in her system. They found her sleeping with Wallabies. Oddest thing."
Frodo just chuckled.
Sarah and Katie were at a small club chilling out by the bar, Katie had the big black exes that meant she was under 21, and couldn't be served, well alcohol at least. The pair were having a decent time together, despite the awkwardness of their past experiences. You know, Sarah offering to go down on Katie, then banging her dad, then Katie walking in on the drug induced threesome where Sarah was banging Azrael, yeah, all the awkwardness. Either way, the girls found themselves an empty booth, and sat back to relax.
There was some low rent wannabe Space Cowboy on stage DJing pretty horribly, but they didn't care. Katie finished her Coke, with just a hint of Jack, because the bar tender thought she was cute, so she gave Katie the hook up. Anyway, after chugging her drink Katie made her way to the dance floor and threw her hands up over her head. She just kind of stood there wiggling around, you know that dance thing girls do that they think is totally sexy, but it's really just them waving their hands over their head. Frodo at this point randomly scratched his head, and got the thought to question how this dance move became so popular with white girls, but he didn't know why.
As she's dancing on the floor some greased up guido came over and tried to grind on her. She just danced away. He followed her, he really was trying to grind on her hard. Must not have known who she is. Eventually she turns to face him.
"Dude, what's the beef? Clearly I don't wanna dance with you."
"Aw, come on Bambina. You know you want some of this. I'm da big papi in here. Who doesn't love me? Come on."
"Seriously, back off. I'm not interested. Who falls for your shit?"
Just as Katie finished asking the question a greased up Guidette came dancing up to him, snapping her gum loudly.
"Eh, baby wanna go dance?"
The pair of Guidios danced off away from Katie. She kept dancing by herself, and eyeing a guy. He looked at her, and she did a little shake for him, and gave him a wink. He came dancing over to her and they began to dance for a while, he placed his hands on her hips. This continued for a few minutes until she dragged him back to the booth with Sarah. She shoved him in and fell on top of him, leaning in to kiss him. He held her back.
"Listen, dancing is one thing, but I can't kiss you. Sorry, I was told I was only allowed to dance. My wife'll kill me if I kiss another girl. Sorry. I think I sent the wrong signals."
He pulled himself up and moved Katie out of the booth as he left. She just flopped down in the booth and began to pout. She seems to pout a lot. Sarah's phone went off as Katie was doing this. Oddly her ring tone is Lady Gaga's "Telephone", she answered. Katie couldn't tell who it was, but she was making the pouty face to Sarah.
"Yeah, no. We're having fun. Katie was just dancing with some one, she's making a face at me like she swallowed a Cockroach. I think she needs to swallow the first part of that word."
Katie slapped Sarah gently for that. She was only half teasing about the slap, but the truth is that since Katie saw Mark Flynn all she could think about is swallowing his man meat.
"Bitch just slapped me. Oh no she didn't! Lemme go handle this ho. Wait. What? You want me to do what? I'll see. Yeah, I'm sure she'll help. Ok, see you in a bit. Loves."
She hung up the phone.
"Bitch, that was your dad. He wants us to find someone to carry the child he's created with Azrael. Apparently the girl needs to be skanky, so. Wanna carry your dad's kid?"
"Slut. You carry it. Birth it out your dick."
They giggled, as they did some girl took the DJ's area and began to rap. Neither one paid attention at first until she did "Fancy", then they both turned and saw it was Iggy Azalea performing a secret show. Without speaking a word, they knew. They were going to kidnap Iggy.
| Hours later behind the club. |
Katie was waiting for Iggy to leave, and Sarah was waiting in her car, a 2009 Ford Explorer, with the back door open. Iggy walked out the club, and Katie hit her with a taser. She went down, then Katie dragged her over the truck. The girls struggled to get her in, and once in they bound her arms and legs, and drove to the apartment.
With Frodo's help they got her up to his meth lab science center. He shooed Katie out of the lab, and strapped Iggy to a chair. He then waited for her to wake up.
"Hello, Amethyst. We're about to have sex, and then you're going to carry a human alien hybrid baby for me. I'm not sure on the gestation period, but it should be less than a year. Just long enough for you to fizzle out of the spotlight. Anyway, you won't remember this at all."
He injected her with a syringe filled with Heroin. She blinked a few times, then slowly went out. While she was out her had cut all of her clothes off of her, and fucked her a few times, but just to be safe he wore a condom. Something he doesn't do often. She also was quickly injected in the uterus with Frodo's Science Baby.
"Let's hope this works. Now we just need to put her some place where it will catch attention. I've got it."
He injected more heroin into her before dropping her off in his perfect spot.
| THE NEXT DAY! |
Crack is sitting down checking the news on his Microsoft Surface tablet while eating his breakfast. He read about Iggy Azalea's disappearance and where she was found. Thinking nothing of it he finished eating and went to brush his teeth. As he walked out of the bathroom he saw Frodo coming out his bedroom wearing one of Sarah's Iggy Azalea shirts.
"Hey, I take it either you or Sarah is an Iggy fan. She was found naked with a lot of Heroin in her system. They found her sleeping with Wallabies. Oddest thing."
Frodo just chuckled.