06-15-2014, 11:07 PM
The camera fades in to the mansion of Mastermind, in particular his gym.
His gym is filled with his fans, that have come once again from all around the world, for his weekly address. Once again Mastermind has flown them in. There's also fans from the XWF.
Suddenly the lights go out in the gym, and then when they come on, Mastermind is seen standing on the right hand side of the rings corner post. He waves to his fans.
They start chanting: "Mastermind.... Mastermind.... Mastermind..."
Mastermind jumps down from the corner, and he grabs a microphone.
"Good evening ladies and gentlemen, my fans of all ages, and good evening to Frodo Smackins, who will be watching this promo."
The fans start booing: "Booooooooooooooooooooo."
Mastermind holds up his hand, so that there is quiet.
"No, no, don't be like that peoples, I have to give it to him this week, he has come out with some great promos, and this week has been a fun week toing and froing, I also have to say Frodo has certainly blurred the lines of competition, well done Frodo Smackins, well done."
The crowd chants: "Toing..... Froing... Toing... Froing... Toing.. Froing.."
"In case you don't know what toing and froing is Frodo, it's backwards and forwards. I must say this whole week has been a challenge, the best challenge I've had since last week with Waylon."
The crowd chants: "Booooooooooooooooo"
Once again Mastermind sticks his hand up to silence the crowd.
"No, no, once again Waylon bet me fair and square, but it just goes to shows that Frodo's man crush on Waylon knows no bounds, but that's neither here nor there. I want to respond to some allegations that Frodo has come out with in the last 24 hours, roll the tape."
On the huge television screen at the side of the gym, Frodo's promo started:
The promo pauses. The camera looks back at Mastermind who has been pacing back and forth in the ring.
"Yes I will admit to what Frodo is saying is true. I did go back and digitally edit my promo, I just thought I needed to fix it up, and make it true to what it was. Not leaving it there to act unprofessional. I didn't read what I had written, so therefore your accusations are worth while, but at least I fixed up a mistake, I was the one that was being professional."
The crowd chants: "Professional... Professional... Professional...."
Mastermind nods to play some more of the promo.
The camera turns back to Mastermind, who is on the ropes looking downwards. He starts laughing. The crowd starts laughing.
"You've got you're facts wrong Frodo Smackins, so that means you are liable. I could put an injunction onto you. I am not a kiddie fucker, nor am I a sheep fucker... So that's just liable..."
The crowd chants: "Frodo's liable... Frodo's liable...Frodo's liable."
"So that's your first accusation that is going to get you into my bad books. The second one is about me ignoring what you are accusing me of with my attempt to cover up the fact that I changed my promo. Well I told you a few minutes ago, and I'm coming clean about it now. But what you said about being a shame to white race makes you racist. You're the one who is a racist coward. I know that you are a King of the Dwarves. Do I question you over it? No. So that's your second accusation that is going to get you into my bad books.""
The crowd chants: "Accusations... Bad books... Accusations.... Bad books.."
"The promo where I used kids about what Frodo is saying, was done by the approval of their parents. Their parents came to me and said how shocked they word when their own kids started using the words that Frodo has said. The fact that these kids watch Wrestlng even as young as 5 or 6, come on Frodo, kids watch wrestling all the time. As Wrestlers like any other professional sportsmen and women from around the world, we are role models. So of course what ever comes out of your mouth will have an effect, so don't be naive enough that it doesn't"
The crowd chants: "Frodo's naive... Frodo's naive... Frodo's naive"
"The fact that you use you're daughter Katie, you're son Joseph Gordon and you're brother Swagmire to brush around the issues of the week, tells me that you aren't ready for our match. You haven't prepared for our match. You've been preparing Katie, Joseph Gordon, and Swagmire all week long to come out and attack me as what you do best, so that you can get off on drugs, mentioning dare I say it cocks, sex, and rock and roll."
The crowd chants: "Cocks.... Sex... and rock and roll... Cocks... Sex.... and rock and roll.... Cocks.... Sex... and rock and roll.."
Mastermind smiles and looks at the camera.
"Let's hope that doesn't get put up on the quote of the week boards in the XWF."
The crowd chants: "Quote of the week... Quote of the week... Quote of the week..."
Mastermind lifts his hand to make the crowd go quiet again.
"Okay everyone who's ready to receive a beating come Monday Night?"
The crowd chants: "Frodo.... Frodo.... Frodo...."
Mastermind looks into the camera.
"Tomorrow night is the culmination of mind games. Big word for you Frodo, it means coming to a conclusion. You've dogged the issue of our challenge by using your family, but lets not forget part of the challenge was.. Play the piece."
The camera shoots to the television.
The camera shoots back to Mastermind
"You failed Frodo, and you dam well know it. Here are a few instances that you have come up short with."
"To which the beautiful Alexandra Callaway responded to you"
Just before the television showed the piece the crowd chants.
"Alexandra Callaway is beatiful.. Alexandra Callaway is beautiful...."
"To which you reply."
The camera looks back at Mastermind. The crowd is booing.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk.., Deal's off mate. You failed the challenge."
The crowd cheers and chants: "Frodo fails.... Frodo fails..."
"But I'll guarantee you this Frodo Smackins. Tomorrow you will face me, the Master of Minds, I am that dam good. Tomorrow you feel the Mind Sleeper, and the Mind Controller, and tomorrow you will feel what is like to tap out. I won't lose tomorrow Frodo.
Frodo Smackins, you have had a good laugh at me this week
Realize that when tomorrow comes it'll be all
Over for you. Because when I get through with you
Don't be complaining that I won. It'll be all
Over. You won't know what'll hit you.
Swearing won't get you anywhere.
Mate, you're life is about to change
Albeit for just one night
Challenge me, and you'll get you comeuppance
Know it, feel it, remember who it was that dealt you a lesspn
It'll be me, me, me,
Not you, you, you
Say it, live it, breathe it. The Master of Minds is too good for you.
Good luck tomorrow Frodo, it'll be your last bit of luck when you face me."
The crowd roars and chants.
"Mastermind.... Mastermind... Mastermind..."
[i]"That's it for me, huge supper out the back."
The lights go out, and the crowd roars. When they come back on, Mastermind is no where to be seen. The crowd piles out of the gym, and the camera fades to black.
His gym is filled with his fans, that have come once again from all around the world, for his weekly address. Once again Mastermind has flown them in. There's also fans from the XWF.
Suddenly the lights go out in the gym, and then when they come on, Mastermind is seen standing on the right hand side of the rings corner post. He waves to his fans.
They start chanting: "Mastermind.... Mastermind.... Mastermind..."
Mastermind jumps down from the corner, and he grabs a microphone.
"Good evening ladies and gentlemen, my fans of all ages, and good evening to Frodo Smackins, who will be watching this promo."
The fans start booing: "Booooooooooooooooooooo."
Mastermind holds up his hand, so that there is quiet.
"No, no, don't be like that peoples, I have to give it to him this week, he has come out with some great promos, and this week has been a fun week toing and froing, I also have to say Frodo has certainly blurred the lines of competition, well done Frodo Smackins, well done."
The crowd chants: "Toing..... Froing... Toing... Froing... Toing.. Froing.."
"In case you don't know what toing and froing is Frodo, it's backwards and forwards. I must say this whole week has been a challenge, the best challenge I've had since last week with Waylon."
The crowd chants: "Booooooooooooooooo"
Once again Mastermind sticks his hand up to silence the crowd.
"No, no, once again Waylon bet me fair and square, but it just goes to shows that Frodo's man crush on Waylon knows no bounds, but that's neither here nor there. I want to respond to some allegations that Frodo has come out with in the last 24 hours, roll the tape."
On the huge television screen at the side of the gym, Frodo's promo started:
Quote:Aside from the fact that you go back and digitally edit your promos after you've been called on them, which is bullshit and makes you look bad,
The promo pauses. The camera looks back at Mastermind who has been pacing back and forth in the ring.
"Yes I will admit to what Frodo is saying is true. I did go back and digitally edit my promo, I just thought I needed to fix it up, and make it true to what it was. Not leaving it there to act unprofessional. I didn't read what I had written, so therefore your accusations are worth while, but at least I fixed up a mistake, I was the one that was being professional."
The crowd chants: "Professional... Professional... Professional...."
Mastermind nods to play some more of the promo.
Quote:but also because you like to rape sheep and kids. It's sickening to think there's a country like you out there. The biggest thing about you that I find repulsive? Your attitude of dismisal. You get questioned, and you ignore it. Because you're a disgusting coward, a shame to the white race. I hope you lose and cry."
The camera turns back to Mastermind, who is on the ropes looking downwards. He starts laughing. The crowd starts laughing.
"You've got you're facts wrong Frodo Smackins, so that means you are liable. I could put an injunction onto you. I am not a kiddie fucker, nor am I a sheep fucker... So that's just liable..."
The crowd chants: "Frodo's liable... Frodo's liable...Frodo's liable."
"So that's your first accusation that is going to get you into my bad books. The second one is about me ignoring what you are accusing me of with my attempt to cover up the fact that I changed my promo. Well I told you a few minutes ago, and I'm coming clean about it now. But what you said about being a shame to white race makes you racist. You're the one who is a racist coward. I know that you are a King of the Dwarves. Do I question you over it? No. So that's your second accusation that is going to get you into my bad books.""
The crowd chants: "Accusations... Bad books... Accusations.... Bad books.."
"The promo where I used kids about what Frodo is saying, was done by the approval of their parents. Their parents came to me and said how shocked they word when their own kids started using the words that Frodo has said. The fact that these kids watch Wrestlng even as young as 5 or 6, come on Frodo, kids watch wrestling all the time. As Wrestlers like any other professional sportsmen and women from around the world, we are role models. So of course what ever comes out of your mouth will have an effect, so don't be naive enough that it doesn't"
The crowd chants: "Frodo's naive... Frodo's naive... Frodo's naive"
"The fact that you use you're daughter Katie, you're son Joseph Gordon and you're brother Swagmire to brush around the issues of the week, tells me that you aren't ready for our match. You haven't prepared for our match. You've been preparing Katie, Joseph Gordon, and Swagmire all week long to come out and attack me as what you do best, so that you can get off on drugs, mentioning dare I say it cocks, sex, and rock and roll."
The crowd chants: "Cocks.... Sex... and rock and roll... Cocks... Sex.... and rock and roll.... Cocks.... Sex... and rock and roll.."
Mastermind smiles and looks at the camera.
"Let's hope that doesn't get put up on the quote of the week boards in the XWF."
The crowd chants: "Quote of the week... Quote of the week... Quote of the week..."
Mastermind lifts his hand to make the crowd go quiet again.
"Okay everyone who's ready to receive a beating come Monday Night?"
The crowd chants: "Frodo.... Frodo.... Frodo...."
Mastermind looks into the camera.
"Tomorrow night is the culmination of mind games. Big word for you Frodo, it means coming to a conclusion. You've dogged the issue of our challenge by using your family, but lets not forget part of the challenge was.. Play the piece."
The camera shoots to the television.
Quote:Between now and Monday you can't do any promo using all those swear words, and including talking about cocks and what not, you know what I mean, or let alone anyone else in this federation including Peter,
The camera shoots back to Mastermind
"You failed Frodo, and you dam well know it. Here are a few instances that you have come up short with."
Quote:"Why the fuck do you continue to pester people, as if anyone cares what you have to say or do? In all seriousness, do you think this federation was better before you, or after you came along?
"To which the beautiful Alexandra Callaway responded to you"
Just before the television showed the piece the crowd chants.
"Alexandra Callaway is beatiful.. Alexandra Callaway is beautiful...."
Quote:"Frodo, Rayne is a cakewalk compared to you. Rayne maybe annoying, but he knows when to back off. You are incapable of that."
"To which you reply."
Quote:"Fuck off, you whore. If anyone wanted your opinion they'd either ask Eli, Griffin, or Radio's. It's common knowledge that you only get opinions from the last cock stuffed down your throat. This week it was prolly your dad's though."
The camera looks back at Mastermind. The crowd is booing.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk.., Deal's off mate. You failed the challenge."
The crowd cheers and chants: "Frodo fails.... Frodo fails..."
"But I'll guarantee you this Frodo Smackins. Tomorrow you will face me, the Master of Minds, I am that dam good. Tomorrow you feel the Mind Sleeper, and the Mind Controller, and tomorrow you will feel what is like to tap out. I won't lose tomorrow Frodo.
Frodo Smackins, you have had a good laugh at me this week
Realize that when tomorrow comes it'll be all
Over for you. Because when I get through with you
Don't be complaining that I won. It'll be all
Over. You won't know what'll hit you.
Swearing won't get you anywhere.
Mate, you're life is about to change
Albeit for just one night
Challenge me, and you'll get you comeuppance
Know it, feel it, remember who it was that dealt you a lesspn
It'll be me, me, me,
Not you, you, you
Say it, live it, breathe it. The Master of Minds is too good for you.
Good luck tomorrow Frodo, it'll be your last bit of luck when you face me."
The crowd roars and chants.
"Mastermind.... Mastermind... Mastermind..."
[i]"That's it for me, huge supper out the back."
The lights go out, and the crowd roars. When they come back on, Mastermind is no where to be seen. The crowd piles out of the gym, and the camera fades to black.