06-13-2014, 05:38 AM
We see Waylon driving down an old dirt road. He’s got some George Jones playing on the radio. If anyone knows Waylon there is no one better to listen to for him then some good ole George Jones. His Lip is full of some Beechnut. After driving a good 30 miles he pulls over for gas. When Waylon gets out to get gas he sees a young man staring at him from across the pumps. Waylon brushes it off and tries not to let it bother him but the boy just won’t quit staring. It finally starts to get to Waylon.
What the fuck you looking at son?
Sorry man I just can’t believe I’m this close to the Waylon!
Ummm ok well could you quit staring at me it’s a little creepy!
The young man finally walks over to Waylon.
I can’t believe you beat the Mastermind last Monday that match was amazing!
Thank you but I would like to not hear about work on my days off.
Waylon turns around to hang up the pump.
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Can I ask you one question?
Waylon turns back around you can tell he is getting very annoyed.
What is it son?
Aren’t you scared?
Scared of what? What the fuck should I be scared of?
Scared of Cain!
Why the fuck would I be scared of him for?
Well he is the RTX champion. That has to make you somewhat nervous. I mean you haven’t faced anyone like this before.
Like I said I am not fucking nervous. I’m not worried about Cain I am not worried about Ezekiel Carter-Williams V either. I don’t give a fuck if Cain was the champion of pussy eating or cum guzzling I will handle him the same way I handle everyone else here. And if you don’t get the fuck away and go back to your pump and quit asking me these dumb fucking question you’re going to see just how I can handle them.
Waylon gets in his truck as the boy walks away. Waylon gets about five miles down the road when he looks in the rear view and sees the young man behind him again. Waylon doesn’t worry about him for a while but then he can tell he is being followed. Every turn and every move Waylon cannot shake him. Waylon finally pulls off and the boy pulls in behind him.
What the fuck is your problem? You want that fucking ass kicked son? I aint got time for this goddamn shit!
I just wanted to ask you more questions.
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You are as about stubborn as Peter Gilmour is about Maria Brinks. Here fuck face I’ll answer everything you have without you asking.
I will beat Cain and Ezekiel Carter-Williams V I have a nine inch dick! I like to fuck my sister and sheep. I like to let my dog lick on my balls while I Iick on his kind of 69 style you know!
The boy just stands there with his mouth open surprise at what Waylon is saying.
Frodo Smackins is the fucking Bomb. Cain looks like a wolverine rip off faggott. I tried dick one time, or twice. Frodo did fuck Peter Gilmour, and no I don’t like Brad Paisley! Now if you would let me leave I have to get home sis is waiting she has been very friendly lately if you know what I mean!
HERO!
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Is there anything else you want to know?
The boy stands there speechless he can’t find any words to say. Hell there is nothing else to ask. Waylon gets in his truck and pulls away. The scene fades as the boy stands there looking like he just found out he had aids!
What the fuck you looking at son?
Sorry man I just can’t believe I’m this close to the Waylon!
Ummm ok well could you quit staring at me it’s a little creepy!
The young man finally walks over to Waylon.
I can’t believe you beat the Mastermind last Monday that match was amazing!
Thank you but I would like to not hear about work on my days off.
Waylon turns around to hang up the pump.
Can I ask you one question?
Waylon turns back around you can tell he is getting very annoyed.
What is it son?
Aren’t you scared?
Scared of what? What the fuck should I be scared of?
Scared of Cain!
Why the fuck would I be scared of him for?
Well he is the RTX champion. That has to make you somewhat nervous. I mean you haven’t faced anyone like this before.
Like I said I am not fucking nervous. I’m not worried about Cain I am not worried about Ezekiel Carter-Williams V either. I don’t give a fuck if Cain was the champion of pussy eating or cum guzzling I will handle him the same way I handle everyone else here. And if you don’t get the fuck away and go back to your pump and quit asking me these dumb fucking question you’re going to see just how I can handle them.
Waylon gets in his truck as the boy walks away. Waylon gets about five miles down the road when he looks in the rear view and sees the young man behind him again. Waylon doesn’t worry about him for a while but then he can tell he is being followed. Every turn and every move Waylon cannot shake him. Waylon finally pulls off and the boy pulls in behind him.
What the fuck is your problem? You want that fucking ass kicked son? I aint got time for this goddamn shit!
I just wanted to ask you more questions.
You are as about stubborn as Peter Gilmour is about Maria Brinks. Here fuck face I’ll answer everything you have without you asking.
I will beat Cain and Ezekiel Carter-Williams V I have a nine inch dick! I like to fuck my sister and sheep. I like to let my dog lick on my balls while I Iick on his kind of 69 style you know!
The boy just stands there with his mouth open surprise at what Waylon is saying.
Frodo Smackins is the fucking Bomb. Cain looks like a wolverine rip off faggott. I tried dick one time, or twice. Frodo did fuck Peter Gilmour, and no I don’t like Brad Paisley! Now if you would let me leave I have to get home sis is waiting she has been very friendly lately if you know what I mean!
HERO!
Is there anything else you want to know?
The boy stands there speechless he can’t find any words to say. Hell there is nothing else to ask. Waylon gets in his truck and pulls away. The scene fades as the boy stands there looking like he just found out he had aids!