06-12-2014, 08:44 PM
Frodo is seated with his mother next to him, and Swagmire next to her. He is in a rather dingy looking closet on a dirty sofa with springs sticking out of it. He looked pleased as he lit up his crack pipe.
"Hello, Jasmine. I'm going to follow through with your little wager, and make you my pretty little play thing, but I want to address something first. My mother is not a dwarf. As you can see she is taller than I am, and black. You see, Mastermind. I was adopted. I was adopted by a black family, who are all taller than I am. My older brother, Charles, is a wrestler here in the XWF. He goes by the name Swagmire Swaggins, and as you can see he's almost a foot taller than I am. It's quite sad to think about. So, now, my dwarf mother thinks nothing of me, because my Dwarf mother is not around. Sure, she might be watching me on her TV at home, but I doubt she is, mostly because if she was I think she'd reach out to me. Would you care to find out what the mother who raised me thinks of my antics? And my threats to you?"
[pink]"I'm so glad my husband isn't around to see what a disappointment Fred has turned out to be. He is a horrible son, and a horrible namesake for our family. Luckily for me Joseph-Gordon is turning out so well, but boy do I wish I would have never adopted this cock stain
boy. God, his biological mother should have aborted him. He is such a waste of DNA."[pink]
"I know what you're thinking, my promo got dirty, now I lost the bet. Incorrect, what you said was that I have to be clean. Not anyone else. So, to get around this I will be having my children, my brother, or my manager deliver any obscenities to you. Bare in mind, my son is only 15, and my princess just turned 19. So, they may not be as well versed at the swearing as I was. Anyway, I'm going to let my brother fill you in on what I plan to do to you in the ring, and outside of it. Charles, take over."
Swagmire looks pretty uncomfortable as he pulls out some note cards to read from.
"Frodo is going to Shayouken you so hard in the genitals you become a girl, and then he will drag your limp, no dick having, pussy boy body over to the corner where he will proceed to climb up, dragging you with him, as he gets ever higher until he's seated at the top rope, then he will Choke Slam you onto the apron. At that time he will climb back into the ring, then do a diving punch onto your chest, collapsing a lung. Then he will start to fuck your wound until he either cums, or you die. If you die before he finishes, he may finish in your dead body. Ask Ann Thraxx.
After he fucks your wound he said he is going to do the Macarena. Fred, why are you doing the Macarena?! This isn't 1995, anymore."
Frodo looks angry. He keeps his voice calm, but his fists clench ever tightly.
"Charles. Please stick to the cards. I was told I could not use profanity, so I need you to. Please, brother of mine. I try and help you out whenever possible. Remember when I put on black face and robbed the store so you could be the hero and get Cousin Jamal, who you hated? I almost got shot for that one, but I did it out of love. Just please do this, or I reveal your secret to Leda."
Swagmire looks nervous as he begins to speak.
"Ok, Mastermind, you're a bitch ass nigga. My nigga Frodo gone hit you so hard you gone think yo cracka ass got hit by a semi filled with stolen rims and cement. Bitch ass cracka come to my boy's hood talking crazy. Even trying to bring a nigga's momma in on this shit. You a straight busta. Potato sack jack. Go back to sucking dick in your little Kiwi land. Get off England's dick, bitch."
Swagmire looks very uncomfortable with this. He pauses, and looks at his mother before getting up, walking away and coming back a minute later.
"I'm sorry. I'm not comfortable talking that ghetto. I haven't done that in a while. Hi, Mastermind, my name is Charles, and I love white people. I am not some ghetto thug, and I don't know if Fred will do that to you. I'm not even sure about his sissyfication thing. Where he gets his ideas is anyone's guess. It's honestly probably the drugs. I'm pretty sure he's not got Syphilis, though. Can't be sure. Anyway, yeah, he's fucked up."
Frodo leaps off the sofa and begins to attack Swagmire. We fade out as Swaggy cries in pain.
"Hello, Jasmine. I'm going to follow through with your little wager, and make you my pretty little play thing, but I want to address something first. My mother is not a dwarf. As you can see she is taller than I am, and black. You see, Mastermind. I was adopted. I was adopted by a black family, who are all taller than I am. My older brother, Charles, is a wrestler here in the XWF. He goes by the name Swagmire Swaggins, and as you can see he's almost a foot taller than I am. It's quite sad to think about. So, now, my dwarf mother thinks nothing of me, because my Dwarf mother is not around. Sure, she might be watching me on her TV at home, but I doubt she is, mostly because if she was I think she'd reach out to me. Would you care to find out what the mother who raised me thinks of my antics? And my threats to you?"
[pink]"I'm so glad my husband isn't around to see what a disappointment Fred has turned out to be. He is a horrible son, and a horrible namesake for our family. Luckily for me Joseph-Gordon is turning out so well, but boy do I wish I would have never adopted this cock stain
boy. God, his biological mother should have aborted him. He is such a waste of DNA."[pink]"I know what you're thinking, my promo got dirty, now I lost the bet. Incorrect, what you said was that I have to be clean. Not anyone else. So, to get around this I will be having my children, my brother, or my manager deliver any obscenities to you. Bare in mind, my son is only 15, and my princess just turned 19. So, they may not be as well versed at the swearing as I was. Anyway, I'm going to let my brother fill you in on what I plan to do to you in the ring, and outside of it. Charles, take over."
Swagmire looks pretty uncomfortable as he pulls out some note cards to read from.
"Frodo is going to Shayouken you so hard in the genitals you become a girl, and then he will drag your limp, no dick having, pussy boy body over to the corner where he will proceed to climb up, dragging you with him, as he gets ever higher until he's seated at the top rope, then he will Choke Slam you onto the apron. At that time he will climb back into the ring, then do a diving punch onto your chest, collapsing a lung. Then he will start to fuck your wound until he either cums, or you die. If you die before he finishes, he may finish in your dead body. Ask Ann Thraxx.
After he fucks your wound he said he is going to do the Macarena. Fred, why are you doing the Macarena?! This isn't 1995, anymore."
Frodo looks angry. He keeps his voice calm, but his fists clench ever tightly.
"Charles. Please stick to the cards. I was told I could not use profanity, so I need you to. Please, brother of mine. I try and help you out whenever possible. Remember when I put on black face and robbed the store so you could be the hero and get Cousin Jamal, who you hated? I almost got shot for that one, but I did it out of love. Just please do this, or I reveal your secret to Leda."
Swagmire looks nervous as he begins to speak.
"Ok, Mastermind, you're a bitch ass nigga. My nigga Frodo gone hit you so hard you gone think yo cracka ass got hit by a semi filled with stolen rims and cement. Bitch ass cracka come to my boy's hood talking crazy. Even trying to bring a nigga's momma in on this shit. You a straight busta. Potato sack jack. Go back to sucking dick in your little Kiwi land. Get off England's dick, bitch."
Swagmire looks very uncomfortable with this. He pauses, and looks at his mother before getting up, walking away and coming back a minute later.
"I'm sorry. I'm not comfortable talking that ghetto. I haven't done that in a while. Hi, Mastermind, my name is Charles, and I love white people. I am not some ghetto thug, and I don't know if Fred will do that to you. I'm not even sure about his sissyfication thing. Where he gets his ideas is anyone's guess. It's honestly probably the drugs. I'm pretty sure he's not got Syphilis, though. Can't be sure. Anyway, yeah, he's fucked up."
Frodo leaps off the sofa and begins to attack Swagmire. We fade out as Swaggy cries in pain.