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The camera fades in to the mansion of Mastermind, and it finds him in his chair, once again facing the wall, with the back of the chair facing the camera. Mastermind is heard playing a violin.

"It seems to me Waylon that you're upset? Am I sorry that you're upset? No, not really, I don't really give a dam what's making you upset. I know why you are upset. Here's what I think about that."

Mastermind plays the violin, and then begins to laugh. Mastermind turns his chair around, and faces the camera. He points to the other side of the room. Up on his clothes line are the two t-shirts.

One says:

I

MASTERED

AVERY
KAIN'S

MIND

and the other says:

I

MASTERED

OUTSIDER
JOEL'S

MIND


"Not that I think you give a crap, but I bet Outsider Joel on Wednesday just gone, and he couldn't get out of Mind Controller move, and I know once I put you into it as well, you won't either. But that's not until Monday, so that's neither here nor there for the mean time. I want to focus on something else today. So let's get down to it."

Mastermind picks up his remote from the side of the chair, and turns the television on the side of the wall on. He plays a piece of Waylon's last promo.

Quote:You think I got into this business by luck.

Hell No!!!

I worked hard to get here. I didn’t pay my way through like you. You’ve paid your way since you been here.

Your green card.

Your cars!

Mastermind paused the promo.

"I didn't expect a hill billy like yourself Waylon to be envious, and jealous of success. Wow, that's calling the kettle black. I know you didn't get into business by luck, it was sheer determination. All Hill Billy's are good at fighting. You're a country lad at heart. If you couldn't fight coming from the country then there's something wrong with you, and there's nothing wrong with you Waylon is there.

Mastermind smirks.

"Don't think for one minute that this here around me, my mansion, my car, my 'green' card, I didn't earn it either. I worked hard for all the wrestling federations that I have been in before the XWF, all the championships that I won before the XWF, and all the money that I have before the XWF. You don't know how to save, being a hill billy. I do. I know what to spend my money on. Don't be a green hick. Don't be a hater, be a fighter. Stay true to yourself and wrestle to the best of your ability."

Mastermind continues with the promo.

Quote:But out of all of those things what makes me the sickest is you pay for your fans. You admitted it yourself in your last promo.

That’s fucking sad you know that. You pay all this money and they stick you with a guy that doesn’t even have clean overalls. Yet since I worked hard to learn what I know and to do what I do. Who you think the fans respect more?

Mastermind pauses again.

"Um where did I admit to paying my fans to be my fans? How did you come up with that conclusion? My fans want to be my fans, I don't pay them to be my fans. Most of my fans are overseas, some are down on their luck, and don't get paid like most hill billys. So out of the kindness of my heart, I fly them in, let them stay with me a few days, and fly them home, and I do it all again. They want to be my fans, they like being my fans. I don't really need to explain anything to you, but you've misconstrued the point. Do you even know what misconstrued means Waylon? That's a big word for you.

"The fact you made sickest into a sentence shows you know what you're saying.

"Whose fans are the most respecting. I think all our fans respect the both of us. Do country bumpkins have fans? I guess they do."


Mastermind smirks again, and plays some more of the promo.

Quote:Tell them I fuck animals. They know this.

Mastermind pauses and scratches his head.

"Get your facts straight Waylon, I never told my fans that you fuck animals. But that's just sick if you do. But show me where in my promos that I said you fuck animals, show me where and I'll bow down to you. This promo doesn't count."

Mastermind continues with the promo.

Quote:But you tell them I stupid for showing up early for our match. That’s where you are wrong. I’m stupid for showing up learning a place inch by inch wall by wall.

Hell you’re the dumb one for not thinking about it first. I will know this place better then you. So while you’re backstage, I’ll know where you’re at. When you’re changing or talking to someone. I’ll know all about it.

Then when you’re all alone, I’ll know that to. You see son I’m one step ahead. Your may have the mind but I have the power. I can hurt you when you don’t its coming, I can trap you like a fly in a spider web with nowhere to go. So you can sit back and say your training for our match.

Mastermind pauses the promo.

"Waylon do you ever do research? Do you even know what research is. Our match at Century Link Center in
Omaha, Nebraska, I've been to that place before a few hundred times for other matches outside the XWF. I've even got shares in the Century Link Center. I'm a silent owner. So I know that place inside, and out like the back of my hand. So I already know the place better than you even do. Who's the dumb one now for not even researching."


Mastermind gets up and walks over to the other side of the room, and grabs a drink of water, and drinks it. Then he goes back to his chair and continues the promo.

Quote:You study films and think you know everything. I study areas of weakness whether that is body, mind, or the area. I will take you out.

By the end of the show Monday I will make you beg. I will make you bleed and hurt more then you have ever been hurt.

I will treat you like an animal on my farm. Beat you and treat like dirt, but still get what I want from you to make me look good.

Mastermind looks at the camera in a searching thought way.

"I'd hate to be an animal on your farm. Poor animals.

Anyways like I said I think you better find out what the word research means and actually do, because if you didn't see my match on Wednesday Night you better go watch it, because it will be I that will make you beg, it'll be I who'll make you hurt, it'll be I who might make you bleed, because once you're in my Mind Controller submission move there is no turning back. You will have no opportunity to get out of it. You will have to tap out.

You continue being the hill billy that you are thinking you are the best wrestler in that country hick town of yours, and think you can outsmart me, but dude you better do some research."


Mastermind plays some more of the promo.

Quote:You may think you have everything because you live in a mansion, drive nice cars, and have all the money you need. And for a guy like you that is great.

But that’s not what I want. I don’t care who loves me what I live in or what I have. I just love the sport. That’s why I show up early. I may be a hillbilly like you say I admit that but I’m not someone that is easily out smarted.

You can study me on the big screen TV all you want. Day after day minute after minute. But at the end of the week when it comes time to fight I’m still going to be one step ahead of you.

Mastermind pauses the promo, and turns the television off.

"Another misconception of yours. The fact that I live in a mansion, drive nice cars, and have all the money that I ever needed is because I love what I do. I work my arse off. I continue to work my arse off, and I enjoy it. I'm rich yes, I drive nice cars, yes, but I also love the wrestling business. Yes. At the end of the day that is what counts.

Why do I study you on screen? Why do I do it day after day, minute after minute? The simple answer is to be ready for you come Monday Night Madness. I'm already one step ahead of you mate. Why? Because I'm in your head. You're there days early being a pest, trying to figure out where the best spot is, trying to get it down to a fine art, but at the end of the day I know it already. Because why? Because I'm that dam good."


Mastermind picks up his violin, and starts playing it again, and turns his chair around to face the wall.

The camera fades out.