05-29-2014, 10:59 PM
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||||| Hot diggity dog ding dang DAYYYUMN! THE PEOPLE'S COCK SETS THE PACE FOR MADNESS JUST BY TAKING A SHIT INTO A TOILET ON CAM! That's right playboys and playgirls, children of all ages if you're into that sorta thing too........ THE ONE, THE ONLY, THE MAN WITH THE LARGEST COCKS IN THE WORLD HAS CAUSED THE FLOOD GATES TO OPEN! I'ma break it down for a nigga right quick, ya dig? It's like this.....WHEN THE PEOPLE'S COCK IS IN TOWN, PEOPLE GET FUCKIN' LAID! The scene opens up to Rose Smith moaning Mr. XWF's name plus all of his various nick names as well as some pet names she made up for him. Cycling through the entire list would take approximately 39 minutes and 20 seconds, meaning we ain't doing that shit right now so fuck off with your Rose Smith fantasies again. The real scene opens up to Maria Brinks poking holes into some condoms when there is a knock on the door of whatever room she's in that happens to have multiple beds in it. She hurries up and hides the pin in her pussy before she opens up the door to greet Mr. XWF in all his prime, meaning he's in his full body spandex suit and glittery helmet with a massive erection showing down below. When he walks into the door his bulge actually pushes into Maria's body and sends her flying back, landing perfectly naked on one of the beds. Mr. XWF: Holy fucknut on a propane grill in July, YOU GOT UGLIER SINCE THE LAST TIME YOU PAID ME CASH FOR SIZZEX! Mr. XWF holds his wad of man meat in both hands as it shrinks quickly. Mr. XWF: No! Look what you've done! Maria: I also have been poking holes in our condoms. Mr. XWF: I know! I cum the cure for aids and I've been secretly curing you each time we fuck, stupid ass ho bag! YOU THINK THE KING OF THE COCKS WOULDN'T NOTICE SOME HOLES IN SOME CONDOMS IF HE DIDN'T WANT THEM THERE? BITCH, MY COCK CAN FEEL A SINGLE PEA UNDER HUNDREDS OF MATTRESSES! As soon as Maria hears this, she's cured of aids and is also no longer a filthy abomination of the whore kind. Just kidding. We know that can never happen. This was all as pointless as it would be to put a bar of soap in Waylon's hand, and I don't even have to make that shizzit sound cool neither! IT'S SO FUCKIN' TRUE I CAN JUST SIT BACK ON MY ROYAL COCK AND PIZZISS IN YO FIZZACE! Yellow. |
I Rock Bottomed this fucking layout baby!
Fuck dat hillbilly lookin' nigga Waylon!