05-21-2014, 08:33 PM
"Ok, I'm going to intterupt my adventures so that I can speak plainly to my opponent today, I hope she's paying attention. I might do this again before our match, so prepare yourself, Mandolin Rider. Shit, is Mandii short for Mandolin? I don't even know, it seems to make sense. Who knows, but besides that, what kind of name is Kareca? Is it Swahili or something? Please, I'm really confused on this, I need answers. I need them like McAdams needs Gosling to read the story of their life to her. Well, Old McAdams who was played by Gena Rowlands, and old Gosling was James Garner. Who the fuck cares? I hate that movie. Unless you like it, in which case I might be persuaded to watch it.
You know what else I hate? I hate Magic Mike, Channing Tatum looks like a foot. And Kevin Nash was shit in that, but he's shit in everything. Or would be if he wasn't in jail for killing Mr. Law. I'm digressing, yeah I took that word, deal with it. Mandii, when we meet in the ring it'll be a victory for me. Not just because I'm going to get a win in the match, but like I'll get to be in the ring with you, and you smell like Cotton Candy. I think I may have died again, this time instead of ghosting I get to live my wildest dreams. No, that's not true. If it were I would be a 60 foot tall Penguin running around stepping on the Pittsburgh Penguins. Why? Because I hate the Penguins, fuck them. WINGS BABY!
I think I'm getting distracted. It's hard for me to insult you now. Now that I've made you the champion of my heart, I can't be mean. I mean, I could say you're a pig nosed tranny looking bitch, but that just makes you more beautiful to me. I can talk about how you lost your title not even in a match because you're that level of shit, but I'm happy it's gone, you look prettier without it. Besides, I was beginning to think you thought you were better than I am because of that silly piece of tin. You're not better than I am because of that tin.
I'm not even sure you are better than I am, sure you've won that piece of tin, but I conquered death. You're younger than I am, but at the same time you're also more likely to get raped in a dark alley than I am. But it's ok, I'll either protect you or send Smith to protect you. Maybe I'll be the one who rapes, and be in the alley. I doubt it. I don't want to rape you. Only pretty girls get raped. It's ok, I'll still have the same feelings for you even if you're not the prettiest. I'm ugly, you're ugly, it can work. Let's not sweat the small stuff, babe. You're far from the best catch in the fed, but I'm always fucked up and my standards are pretty low.
I mean, I did fuck a Ram, a dog, a gay vampire, a prostitute who kind of looked like said gay vampire, Maria Brink, Carla Harvey, a Tranny, and maybe a llama. I'm not sure on the llama one. It could have been you for all I know, you do kind of look like a llama. It's ok, though. My Llama Princess, I still think you're spiffy. Just like Jiffy Lube. Speaking of Jiffy Lube, Llama Girl, what kind of car do you drive? I'll buy you a new one, one more suited for someone of your Transexual Llama needs. We should probably get you a conversion van. That way you and all your friends can drive around in it.
I'm sorry, I'm coming off a little mean. I don't want to hurt your feelings. I just want you to think I'm cool. Do you think I'm cool? I can be hip, and cool. I can, I promise. Ok, no I can't. Couldn't even be hip when I was younger. But I am rich, I think that counts? I own a club, and a restaurant, we ate at my restaruant. Remember than conversation? I fired the ugly waitress before leaving you there. Good times. I've fired a lot more ugly waitresses since then. Please call me. I have to go.
Bye."
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You know what else I hate? I hate Magic Mike, Channing Tatum looks like a foot. And Kevin Nash was shit in that, but he's shit in everything. Or would be if he wasn't in jail for killing Mr. Law. I'm digressing, yeah I took that word, deal with it. Mandii, when we meet in the ring it'll be a victory for me. Not just because I'm going to get a win in the match, but like I'll get to be in the ring with you, and you smell like Cotton Candy. I think I may have died again, this time instead of ghosting I get to live my wildest dreams. No, that's not true. If it were I would be a 60 foot tall Penguin running around stepping on the Pittsburgh Penguins. Why? Because I hate the Penguins, fuck them. WINGS BABY!
I think I'm getting distracted. It's hard for me to insult you now. Now that I've made you the champion of my heart, I can't be mean. I mean, I could say you're a pig nosed tranny looking bitch, but that just makes you more beautiful to me. I can talk about how you lost your title not even in a match because you're that level of shit, but I'm happy it's gone, you look prettier without it. Besides, I was beginning to think you thought you were better than I am because of that silly piece of tin. You're not better than I am because of that tin.
I'm not even sure you are better than I am, sure you've won that piece of tin, but I conquered death. You're younger than I am, but at the same time you're also more likely to get raped in a dark alley than I am. But it's ok, I'll either protect you or send Smith to protect you. Maybe I'll be the one who rapes, and be in the alley. I doubt it. I don't want to rape you. Only pretty girls get raped. It's ok, I'll still have the same feelings for you even if you're not the prettiest. I'm ugly, you're ugly, it can work. Let's not sweat the small stuff, babe. You're far from the best catch in the fed, but I'm always fucked up and my standards are pretty low.
I mean, I did fuck a Ram, a dog, a gay vampire, a prostitute who kind of looked like said gay vampire, Maria Brink, Carla Harvey, a Tranny, and maybe a llama. I'm not sure on the llama one. It could have been you for all I know, you do kind of look like a llama. It's ok, though. My Llama Princess, I still think you're spiffy. Just like Jiffy Lube. Speaking of Jiffy Lube, Llama Girl, what kind of car do you drive? I'll buy you a new one, one more suited for someone of your Transexual Llama needs. We should probably get you a conversion van. That way you and all your friends can drive around in it.
I'm sorry, I'm coming off a little mean. I don't want to hurt your feelings. I just want you to think I'm cool. Do you think I'm cool? I can be hip, and cool. I can, I promise. Ok, no I can't. Couldn't even be hip when I was younger. But I am rich, I think that counts? I own a club, and a restaurant, we ate at my restaruant. Remember than conversation? I fired the ugly waitress before leaving you there. Good times. I've fired a lot more ugly waitresses since then. Please call me. I have to go.
Bye."