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Owen Octavious Carter comes out on stage holding a microphone.


Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Owen Octavious Carter and I am here to give the final thought on behalf of my client Classic Gilmour.


First, has anyone else noticed how Kendall Sawyer has been ducking the question that is on everyone's mind? Sure, nobody has come out and said it but we all know it's there, and Kendall is hiding behind every nook and cranny to dodge that bullet.


Well no more, missy. It's time for you to magically grow a set of balls and address the issue you have with my client.


My first question for you is, do you believe that you deserve to be in that triple unification match after losing to Gilmour Classic the week before?


Second question. What was it like after my client defeated you in that ring after you said something along the lines of him being "warm up?"


Third and final question. Should you win, how long do you expect to keep the World Title with a beast like Gilmour Classic on the prowl?


My next question is for the fake Peter Gilmour.


Fake Gilmour, why did you go through the trouble of getting my client to agree to a match, only for you to back out and postpone it?


Is it because you recognize the power of my client and therefor thought that you could avoid your imminent death by rescheduling? I've never seen such a pathetic display in my life!


My client had been pushed into a corner by you and Ozymandias, but he still accepted the challenge with all that ridiculous stipulation attached. A stipulation where should my client lose, he would have to eat my feces.


There you go again, fake Gilly. Showing us how you're nothing but a Gilmour fan with your inability to come up with something original. You just take things that my client invented and you try to make it your own.


Second question, how does it feel to confess to being something that isn't true? My client laid out the entire story of when he was raped but not before you came out and confessed that YOU were raped. So in a sense, your confession wasn't at the hands of Swagmire, but at the hand of my client GILMOUR CLASSIC.


You said it yourself in a separate promo. You said that you didn't get raped, that it was "GC" who did. Sadly, no one listened. And you ended up confessing anyway and now everyone thinks that you were raped by a midget.


See the power my client holds, fake Gilmour? He can make your life a living hell without even touching you.


Final question, fake Gilmour. Are you ready for the wedding? I'm sure you are. You probably got big plans to show up at the wedding. Sadly, me and my client will be expecting it. We will counter it, and we will make you look like an even bigger joke than before. You thought that having to confess being raped was embarrassing? Wait until you see what we have planned next.



OOC laughs wickedly.