05-18-2014, 09:49 PM
Crack was still in the shower when Katie came out of her room, when Frodo ran up to her with a crazed look in his eyes.
"You're not going to work today, Katie. You and me are going shopping! Just us. It'll be fun, like Daddy Daughter time. We never got to do this before, let's do it now."
Katie got an excited look on her face, she loved Daddy Daughter time. It was when she'd get to really feel like princess. No sharing of Daddy, no questions about what she was doing, just her and her daddy. The Princess and King of Dwarves. Yay for daddy daughter time.
"Of course I want to do this. But who'll run the club, and what are shopping for?"
Frodo got excited! He loved explaining this shit to people, made him feel all special and important.
"It's for Mandii. She lost her title, so I'm going to have a special belt made for her. A 'Champion of my heart' belt. As fot the club, Smith can handle it. He's good like that. It'll be fun"
Katie just shook her head, there was no way some stupid fake belt will help make Mandii fall for Frodo, she never was going to and he needed to accept that.
"Daddy, don't you think it's weird to try and date a girl 5 years older than me?"
"No. No more so than me having my daughter run a whorehouse for me. That's normal, we are a normal family, goddmmit. There is nothing odd about us, except how odd it is that you keep asking these questions like we're some kind of freakshow. Katie, you make it seem like you think we're not normal."
With that Frodo walked off to shower, yes with Crack still in the shower. At some point he must have explained the situation to Crack because he came storming out of the shower angrily and went to his room slamming the door shut behind him. Anyway, Frodo got out of the shower and few minutes later and rushed to get dressed in his room. Crack walked in Frodo's room once he was sure the Hobbit was wearing pants.
[yellow]"What the fuck are you doing, man? You're cutting me out of your life for her? Dude, you don't know if she's your daughter and you're spending a lot of money on her, and forgetting about Joseph-Gordon for her. It's not right, man. You've got to figure out if she is yours or not before basing your entire life around her."[yellow]
"Relax, bro. I've got this. I'm only taking her with me because I need a woman's opinion on what I get Mandii, and she is a woman. Plus, I might need a female's opinion on the gift for Maria and Gilly. It's not easy picking out a wedding present, you know that. I'll get the test later today, it'll be cool."
[yellow]"Fine, but don't cut all of us off for her. That ain't right."[/yellow
Crack left and went back to his room. He was planning on violently jacking it to Katie, since he did steal a pair of her panties. Or he thought they were hers, when they were really Frodo's. Fuck yeh, he wears that shit. Makes him feel pretty, kind of like how Duke wears leather to try and feel like a man, even though we know he's not. Anyway, Frodo and Katie headed off to find new gifts for people. First, they went to the local trophy shop. Frodo had called ahead, and if he paid extra they would custom make a wrestling championship belt for him, and deliver it to Mandii's house.
He paid extra, and some to get it exactly right, and thus it would be ready in almost no time, so Mandii could have a bit of shiny back. Yay Frodo, doing good for all the women in the world who lost their titles to Morbid Angel. On to the next stop, SEARS, where Frodo could pick up a really awesome Drop in stove with an attached microwave on the range hood. Maria would love that, she could successfully make Gilly's chicken Parm even easier now. That would surely stop her from getting beat so hard.
Speaking of getting beat, does anyone else find it odd that Frodo is facing the man who lost so hard it became possible for Frodo and Scorpio to become tag champs like they did? Thanks, Sea Bass Tin, for losing so hard you bent the rules. Good going, you fat slob of leather daddy love. Maybe one day you can get your belt back, bitch.
Anyway, Frodo and Katie had one more stop to make before the end of the shopping adventure, they went to a store Frodo knew of and picked up something special for Duke, and something for Crack. On the way home Frodo made them stop at a UPS store so he could have the package delivered to Duke in the ring, which they happily accepted.
Once home Frodo handed Crack two boxes, he opened the first and it was a new Fleshlight and the box set of Doctor Who: The David Tennant years. He slowly opened the second box, and it was a giant dildo.
"Figured if you didn't like the first one you could fuck yourself with the second."
Fade to Crack's angry face.
"You're not going to work today, Katie. You and me are going shopping! Just us. It'll be fun, like Daddy Daughter time. We never got to do this before, let's do it now."
Katie got an excited look on her face, she loved Daddy Daughter time. It was when she'd get to really feel like princess. No sharing of Daddy, no questions about what she was doing, just her and her daddy. The Princess and King of Dwarves. Yay for daddy daughter time.
"Of course I want to do this. But who'll run the club, and what are shopping for?"
Frodo got excited! He loved explaining this shit to people, made him feel all special and important.
"It's for Mandii. She lost her title, so I'm going to have a special belt made for her. A 'Champion of my heart' belt. As fot the club, Smith can handle it. He's good like that. It'll be fun"
Katie just shook her head, there was no way some stupid fake belt will help make Mandii fall for Frodo, she never was going to and he needed to accept that.
"Daddy, don't you think it's weird to try and date a girl 5 years older than me?"
"No. No more so than me having my daughter run a whorehouse for me. That's normal, we are a normal family, goddmmit. There is nothing odd about us, except how odd it is that you keep asking these questions like we're some kind of freakshow. Katie, you make it seem like you think we're not normal."
With that Frodo walked off to shower, yes with Crack still in the shower. At some point he must have explained the situation to Crack because he came storming out of the shower angrily and went to his room slamming the door shut behind him. Anyway, Frodo got out of the shower and few minutes later and rushed to get dressed in his room. Crack walked in Frodo's room once he was sure the Hobbit was wearing pants.
[yellow]"What the fuck are you doing, man? You're cutting me out of your life for her? Dude, you don't know if she's your daughter and you're spending a lot of money on her, and forgetting about Joseph-Gordon for her. It's not right, man. You've got to figure out if she is yours or not before basing your entire life around her."[yellow]
"Relax, bro. I've got this. I'm only taking her with me because I need a woman's opinion on what I get Mandii, and she is a woman. Plus, I might need a female's opinion on the gift for Maria and Gilly. It's not easy picking out a wedding present, you know that. I'll get the test later today, it'll be cool."
[yellow]"Fine, but don't cut all of us off for her. That ain't right."[/yellow
Crack left and went back to his room. He was planning on violently jacking it to Katie, since he did steal a pair of her panties. Or he thought they were hers, when they were really Frodo's. Fuck yeh, he wears that shit. Makes him feel pretty, kind of like how Duke wears leather to try and feel like a man, even though we know he's not. Anyway, Frodo and Katie headed off to find new gifts for people. First, they went to the local trophy shop. Frodo had called ahead, and if he paid extra they would custom make a wrestling championship belt for him, and deliver it to Mandii's house.
He paid extra, and some to get it exactly right, and thus it would be ready in almost no time, so Mandii could have a bit of shiny back. Yay Frodo, doing good for all the women in the world who lost their titles to Morbid Angel. On to the next stop, SEARS, where Frodo could pick up a really awesome Drop in stove with an attached microwave on the range hood. Maria would love that, she could successfully make Gilly's chicken Parm even easier now. That would surely stop her from getting beat so hard.
Speaking of getting beat, does anyone else find it odd that Frodo is facing the man who lost so hard it became possible for Frodo and Scorpio to become tag champs like they did? Thanks, Sea Bass Tin, for losing so hard you bent the rules. Good going, you fat slob of leather daddy love. Maybe one day you can get your belt back, bitch.
Anyway, Frodo and Katie had one more stop to make before the end of the shopping adventure, they went to a store Frodo knew of and picked up something special for Duke, and something for Crack. On the way home Frodo made them stop at a UPS store so he could have the package delivered to Duke in the ring, which they happily accepted.
Once home Frodo handed Crack two boxes, he opened the first and it was a new Fleshlight and the box set of Doctor Who: The David Tennant years. He slowly opened the second box, and it was a giant dildo.
"Figured if you didn't like the first one you could fuck yourself with the second."
Fade to Crack's angry face.