05-16-2014, 09:06 PM
Frodo and Crack were sitting on the sofa. They were watching reruns of Punky Brewster. Good show, but it's not really important because something major was about to happen. Check it out guys, it's gonna get Cray Cray. as only a Frodo Promo can do. I mean, who expects sanity from this shit? That's like expecting Gilmour to not cry, it just won't happen. Sorry for those who expect otherwise, a spoiler, you will see a penis. Maybe two. It happens, anyway, Katie comes walking into the room followed by Beef. Looks like he's back from wherever he went.
"Hey, Daddy. Hey, CrackerJack. So, um, this dude kept following me, said he needed to speak to Midge, and said you'd know him. He promised it wasn't creepy."
In case you forgot, Beef is one of Frodo's closest friends, but he got side tracked with his mother getting sick. He's back, yo. He looks like this.
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"MIDGE! Holy cat balls! I've missed you. Man, I heard you went to jail or rehab, then died. What the hell is with that?"
"Yeah, I went to rehab for pills, then I kind went overboard and beat some dude with a laptop, then went on the run. I got arrested, then Gwen helped me escape. It was awesome, like an episode of Prison Break without the Demi Lovato Rape. Oh, and I raped someone. I don't know if you got caught up on that part. Yeah, some dude named Peter Gilmour. I ass raped him hard, and he faced Charles in a wrestling match tonight. If Pete lost he had to admit we made love, and he liked it. Well, Peter lost tonight. He admitted that I was in him, and he liked it. What you been up to?"
Crack got up and grabbed a couple of beers. He popped the top off of one and handed it katie, then opened his. He sat back down and began to drink his beer, he wasn't a huge fan of Beef. Last time he saw Beef he ended up almost hooking up with a tranny. Beef was not a good people. So, he just sat there drinking his beer and waiting for Beef to leave.
"Bro, that's hella fucked up, but what happened with the death thing? I went to your funeral. Or I think it was yours? Then I get some call back from you saying you're back? What happened?"
Katie walked over to where Crack was sitting, with her beer in hand, and sat right on Crack's lap, facing him. Without moving her arm she deepthroated her beer bottle. Crack's jeans got a little tighter.
"Yeah, well, I met this guy, Zak, was his name. And we started dating, but before we got together I went to London to hide out, and hooked up with some dude who turned out to be the assistant for a guy in the fed with me. Odd story. Anyway, Zak and I were together and happy, then he found out about me boning that dude in London, we fought, and split. Then I lost a fight where if I lost I had to be this dude's slave. Well, I was his slave, then he hosted a show where I faced an irish bitch. I won, then the dude who I was a slave for threw a flagpole through my chest. I died. Yeah fun. Anyway, came back."
Katie started to gyrate her hips on Crack's lap, yeah he was getting full on hard. She pulled her top off, Frodo wasn't paying attention. She then stood up and took her bra off before doing a little spin and letting her skirt rise up just enough to show off a hint of her ass to Crack. Was no one catching this show besides Crack? Damn, who cares. Crack was loving every second of it. Even if he shouldn't.
"Damn, that's fucked up. How'd you come back anyway?"
Katie turned away from Crack, so he could only see her back, and her skirt, which she quickly lowered. Her ass now bare minus the little bit of thong showing through. Crack was loving this more than he should. She turned to him and dropped to her knees, and started crawling towards him. He opened his pants for her.
"Funny story. I was ghosting around messing with people, since I was dead, and it was tons of fun. Well, one day Charles decides to take Joseph-Gordon to a strip club and there was this girl dancing, and Charles paid for Joseph to get a private dance, they fell in teenage interest, and hung out until her shift ended. They boned, I ghosted in and talked to JG after he got dressed, while she changed. She popped back up, turns out she's my daughter. So, Charles gets a call from some mad doctor, Dr. Zero, who had my body. Turns out I wasn't really dead, he just kept me hooked up to a machine that preserved me and let my mind wander and appear places. So, here I am, back from the dead."
Katie had Crack's penis in her mouth and was going to town on it. Crack was surely loving this more than he should. He was running his hand through her hair, she had to have done this a lot of times before. No wonder Joseph-Gordon kept going back.
"Man, that's fucking sick. Speaking of sick, you know your daughter is blowing Crack right now. I'm gonna handle this."
As Crack started to cum in Katie's mouth Beef pulled out a pistol and aimed it right at Crack's head. He pulled the trigger. A body goes limp, and Katie screams.
"What the actual fuck, man? That was a fucked up dream. I've gotta stop smothing before bed, this shit is getting weird."
Crack got up and went to take a piss before returning to his room to jerk off to that wildly innappropriate dream he just had.
Fade to Crack's sack
"Hey, Daddy. Hey, CrackerJack. So, um, this dude kept following me, said he needed to speak to Midge, and said you'd know him. He promised it wasn't creepy."
In case you forgot, Beef is one of Frodo's closest friends, but he got side tracked with his mother getting sick. He's back, yo. He looks like this.
"MIDGE! Holy cat balls! I've missed you. Man, I heard you went to jail or rehab, then died. What the hell is with that?"
"Yeah, I went to rehab for pills, then I kind went overboard and beat some dude with a laptop, then went on the run. I got arrested, then Gwen helped me escape. It was awesome, like an episode of Prison Break without the Demi Lovato Rape. Oh, and I raped someone. I don't know if you got caught up on that part. Yeah, some dude named Peter Gilmour. I ass raped him hard, and he faced Charles in a wrestling match tonight. If Pete lost he had to admit we made love, and he liked it. Well, Peter lost tonight. He admitted that I was in him, and he liked it. What you been up to?"
Crack got up and grabbed a couple of beers. He popped the top off of one and handed it katie, then opened his. He sat back down and began to drink his beer, he wasn't a huge fan of Beef. Last time he saw Beef he ended up almost hooking up with a tranny. Beef was not a good people. So, he just sat there drinking his beer and waiting for Beef to leave.
"Bro, that's hella fucked up, but what happened with the death thing? I went to your funeral. Or I think it was yours? Then I get some call back from you saying you're back? What happened?"
Katie walked over to where Crack was sitting, with her beer in hand, and sat right on Crack's lap, facing him. Without moving her arm she deepthroated her beer bottle. Crack's jeans got a little tighter.
"Yeah, well, I met this guy, Zak, was his name. And we started dating, but before we got together I went to London to hide out, and hooked up with some dude who turned out to be the assistant for a guy in the fed with me. Odd story. Anyway, Zak and I were together and happy, then he found out about me boning that dude in London, we fought, and split. Then I lost a fight where if I lost I had to be this dude's slave. Well, I was his slave, then he hosted a show where I faced an irish bitch. I won, then the dude who I was a slave for threw a flagpole through my chest. I died. Yeah fun. Anyway, came back."
Katie started to gyrate her hips on Crack's lap, yeah he was getting full on hard. She pulled her top off, Frodo wasn't paying attention. She then stood up and took her bra off before doing a little spin and letting her skirt rise up just enough to show off a hint of her ass to Crack. Was no one catching this show besides Crack? Damn, who cares. Crack was loving every second of it. Even if he shouldn't.
"Damn, that's fucked up. How'd you come back anyway?"
Katie turned away from Crack, so he could only see her back, and her skirt, which she quickly lowered. Her ass now bare minus the little bit of thong showing through. Crack was loving this more than he should. She turned to him and dropped to her knees, and started crawling towards him. He opened his pants for her.
"Funny story. I was ghosting around messing with people, since I was dead, and it was tons of fun. Well, one day Charles decides to take Joseph-Gordon to a strip club and there was this girl dancing, and Charles paid for Joseph to get a private dance, they fell in teenage interest, and hung out until her shift ended. They boned, I ghosted in and talked to JG after he got dressed, while she changed. She popped back up, turns out she's my daughter. So, Charles gets a call from some mad doctor, Dr. Zero, who had my body. Turns out I wasn't really dead, he just kept me hooked up to a machine that preserved me and let my mind wander and appear places. So, here I am, back from the dead."
Katie had Crack's penis in her mouth and was going to town on it. Crack was surely loving this more than he should. He was running his hand through her hair, she had to have done this a lot of times before. No wonder Joseph-Gordon kept going back.
"Man, that's fucking sick. Speaking of sick, you know your daughter is blowing Crack right now. I'm gonna handle this."
As Crack started to cum in Katie's mouth Beef pulled out a pistol and aimed it right at Crack's head. He pulled the trigger. A body goes limp, and Katie screams.
| Crack Woke up |
"What the actual fuck, man? That was a fucked up dream. I've gotta stop smothing before bed, this shit is getting weird."
Crack got up and went to take a piss before returning to his room to jerk off to that wildly innappropriate dream he just had.
Fade to Crack's sack