05-16-2014, 04:22 AM
Here we go again this week another piece of shit opponent. I raped Ace Eagles in our match last week and now I get this little puss that calls himself the savior. Who the hell you saving Peter Gilmour from getting butt raped by Frodo again!
I’ve seen you around that there locker room acting like you’re something cause you got that fancy haircut and have them nice clothes. Well bub I’m gonna be the first and the last to let you know this. Ya aint shit. There is only one savior bub and that’s Jesus Christ himself. Me and sis go to church every goddamn Sunday and a motherfucker like you is going to bring the demons out of me.
XWF looks down on me cause my clothes are torn or my boots aint new. But they have these weird fucks like a guy calling himself the savior, or Frodo who is running around raping motherfuckers, and then even people like Gilmour and Swagmire who try to get Frodo to fuck em its sick!
But still I get looked down on cause I get a piece of ass off my sister from time to time. You see it as something bad. But the way I see it the closer kin the deeper in. It’s like my dad told us when we were younger.
He said: It aint nothing but practice.
But of course that was when he caught me putting peanut butter on my dogs cock and licking it off. No one taught me that I was supposed to put the peanut butter on me. Hell I was misled for 5 damn years. Then I shot that damn dog for making me do that.
Just think Mr. Savior if I’m gonna shoot my dog you know man’s best friend what the hell im gonna do to you. I’m not positive but I think this is your first match in the XWF aint it. Well son I hate to end you as fast as you came in but that’s what I do.
Look at Ace Eagles I humped his head so hard in our last match he signed up for warfare he doesn’t even wanna be on the same show as I am. Bad this is I spit that beechnut in his eye I seen him the other day with a eye patch on.
I’m not here to take it easy on some asshole. I don’t care if you go around calling yourself god I’m just gonna give you an even harder ass beaten. I grew up fighting boy. While you were at home learning hot to use a calculator. I was out on the farm fighting with my cousins to keep them away from ole sis.
You city folks don’t know much about nothing when it comes to scrapping. I could be hitting you with a left and then here I come with a right you just never know.. The only thing you know is that your ass got whooped and your eyes got filled with premium beechnut tobacco.
You should consider yourself lucky that beechnut aint no cheap brand. Now if you decide not to show up I understand. But I’m giving you this warning about what’s going to happen. My trash bag is packed and I’m ready to roll. I understand if youre a no show. But if you do show up bring a rag to wipe out the beechnut and pack a lunch cause your gonna be there a while.