X-treme Wrestling Federation

We come up on Swagmire sitting in Frodo's living room waiting for Steve Sayors to come over. Sayors wanted to interview Swagmire for his first ever XWF interview! It was going to be about Peter Gilmour's last promo, and their upcoming match. In the mean time Swagmire was sitting on the couch playing Mario Kart against Katie and Joseph-Gordon. Naturally Katie was winning because Joseph Gordon still can't drive, and Swagmire didn't play video games. Final lap approaching, and it was close for who was coming in second. Katie managed to cross the line first, and Swagmire quickly followed second. Joseph-Gordon was fourth with some random bot coming in third.

"Suck my clit, bitches. Winner's nap!"

Katie collapsed laying across Swagmire and Joseph-Gordon. Since she was in the middle she began to use her toes and feet to bother JG by tickling his face. Suddenly there was a timid knock at the door. Swagmire jumped to his feet knocking Katie down on the floor.

"Ow! Why do you guys keep abusing the cute one?

Swagmire opened the door and welcomed in Steve Sayors, XWF resident creeper, and interviewer extrordinaire. Steve walked in waiting for something bad to happen. He was expecting something, since it was Frodo's house after all. None the less he came in and shuffled his way over to the couch and sat down next to Joseph-Gordon, and accidentally stepping on Katie's hair. She just gave him a pouty look as she stomped off to her bedroom.

"Hello, Swagmire, can I call you Swagmire?"

"You can. So, you had some questions?

"Yeah, first, did you watch Peter's promo? And if so what were your thoughts?"

"I did watch it, and let me say, Peter Gilmour has some serious issues. I mean, nigga needs to be locked up. He's been saying things all over the place this last week that need to be commented on. How long will this interview be? Do we have time to cover it all?"

"We have as much time as you feel you need. This is all about you."

[orange]"Good, let me begin by pointing out one big flaw here. Gilmour said I wanted this match. I did offer him a title shot, that is correct, but I am not a champion so the title shot thing kind of collapsed when I lost my title. He, however, did specifically say he wanted to face me when Giovanni was asking for contenders in this match.

Peter Gilmou Said:griff me and you can team up and face morbid and a partner of his choosing if u like.. if not i could face that coward Swagmire

See, he said it right there. He asked for this match, not me. Obviously facts do not apply to Peter, because later he goes on to say this.

Peter Gilmou Said:But I was not who I am right now. I was a bumbling fool who had no focus and only thought about himself. But I am not that man you see here. I am more of a killing machine. I am stronger, faster and smarter than my former self. I am not concerned about myself and wanting titles.

And later claims to again be another person, not the old Gilmour. Which means he was never the champion, and he never was anything more than a fly swatting bitch boy. Unless he is the same old Peter Gilmour. He acts like the same old Gilmour. Loses like the same old Gilmour. Claims to be friends with the same people that old Gilmour claimed friendship to. Which is it, Peter? Then we'll talk about the issue of his supposed sex with Frodo. Not supposed, there's video evidence of it happening. Everyone here knows it happened, except Peter. But then, if he's a different person all together just carrying on the name then he didn't have sex with Frodo. Except he contradicts himself in his claims. Damn, this nigga is confusing.

We're not even at the halfway point, there. See, if Classic Gilmour is just past Gilmour come to surface, as we've been lead to believe, then why is Gilmour fighting him so hard? Another thing, he keeps getting a lot of facts wrong. Like all the time. It's not even funny at this point. He thinks I'm the homosexual of the brothers, I'm not. Neither is Frodo to be honest. He's just a bit free with his sex. He also claims that Frodo had Maria tongue Frodo's asshole. No, Frodo tongued Maria's. He also fucked Maria, hard. And anally, or so she asked. But of course all of that was either rape or a dream, depending on what time of day you ask Pete.

That's another thing, he says everything he doesn't like is only a dream, and didn't happen. Can we all do that? Can we all pretend that we don't live in the world we live in? Ok, so I didn't get forced into retirement, I am still a cop. Good deal. No wait, it doesn't work that way. Just because we say something didn't happen, or happened a certain way doesn't change how it happened. Especially if there is video proof of it happening. Sorry, Frodo fucked Maria Brink in her rot kitchen, and she cooked me bacon and Chicken Parm. Deal with it, .

That's another thing, you like to call everyone a when you're the one who had semi-consensual sex with Frodo, and another big point I want to mention, I said this to you.

(05-11-2014, 05:41 PM)SwagMire Said: [ -> ]Now, I'm gonna enjoy not being you while Freddie fucks Rose Smith for the next 3 weeks. Or Jennifer. Whatever this new thing is called."

Your answer.

(05-11-2014, 05:49 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: [ -> ]its called Jack ;)

Either you're too stupid to get the joke, or you just really admitted to being a homosexual. I'm thinking it was a Freudian slip, since you are the one being sued for sexual harassment by the entire male roster. Wait, that's the old Peter, isn't it? Or are you the old Peter? Jesus man, set shit straight and run with it. Or don't. It just makes it easier to make fun of you for. Have fun losing to me. And don't worry, you don't have to name a stipulation since I'm just going to ignore it anyway. I mean, why should I abide by yours if you won't abide by mine? Oh yeah, because I'm better than you, so I will abide by it. But here's the rub, swamp thing, you cannot make a stipulation involving Freddie. He's not in this at all. And you absolutely cannot force me to kill myself, sorry. Doesn't work that way. You don't get unlimited power over me.

As for his other possible stipulations. Shine your shoes? A little racist, but I can do it all day. Listen to every In this moment cd? I can do that, hell I'll ask Maria to sing them to me as Frodo eats her out. She's in his bedroom right now. Next? Run around the arena naked? Can do that, hell I'll do it before our match. By the way, you said listening to In This Moment would make my head explode, not a real endorsement for your favorite band. No, really. Terrible endorsement. For shame.

I also want to clarify, I am not afraid of you. Not in the least. Not once. Also, Theo can hold a candle to you, literally and figuratively. He beat you, he was the king of the XWF, and unlike you, his name doesn't evoke laughter. And I never had sex with Maria Brink. I flat out refused, because she's fuck ugly. Frodo fucked her, twice now at least, but that doesn't say much. The man fucked sheep, dogs, and Zak Misery. His record is pretty spotty. Seriously, get shit straight. And one final thing. You said Joseph-Gordon and Katie weren't real. Nigga, look at JG, he's sitting on the couch confused. And Katie just ran off to her bedroom. Fucking ]

Sayors just sat there confused as a naked Maria Brink came running out of Frodo's room with a black eye. As she ran for the door a butt plug fell out.

[b]"Crazy drugged out hobbit beat me in the eye with his dick! Tell him to call me tomorrow."

Katie then came running out of her room with a hair brush and began to beat Steve with it repeatedly. He was twitching and she was on top of him, bet that hasn't happened in a while, beating him. At one point her hair brush snapped and so she pulled a sock full of butter out from under the sofa and began to hit him with that.

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