05-02-2014, 05:33 AM
"It's not Easy being Easy."
"Isn't that right?"
"You came in here like a bat out of hell, throwing down the gauntlet as if you were a somebody."
"As if you had accomplished something."
"And yet, since that time what have you done?"
"Taken a beating?"
"And then taken another beating?"
"And now on Monday night you are going to take another beating and if you are lucky it will be over quickly as possible."
"But then again, I might get bored and in my boredom I may just do something drastic..."
"But I will leave that possibility up in the air, I'll let it linger in your thoughts, wondering, what is the big bad Tommy Gunn going to do to me?"
"And just when you think you've figured it out, I'll throw a curve ball and totally fuck up your world view."
"But don't take it personal Easy, I mean, this is personal, it's very personal but it's not your fault this is happening to you."
"Blame Ozymandias for putting you in a match with me."
"Blame SwagMire who is too much of a pussy to just face me one on one he had to conjure up this "win two singles matches" nonsense."
"And so here we are."
"You get to take a beating because SwagMire is too much of a pussy to do so."
"Sorry Easy but I'm not sorry, your career ends Monday night while mine takes another step forward."
"Isn't that right?"
"You came in here like a bat out of hell, throwing down the gauntlet as if you were a somebody."
"As if you had accomplished something."
"And yet, since that time what have you done?"
"Taken a beating?"
"And then taken another beating?"
"And now on Monday night you are going to take another beating and if you are lucky it will be over quickly as possible."
"But then again, I might get bored and in my boredom I may just do something drastic..."
"But I will leave that possibility up in the air, I'll let it linger in your thoughts, wondering, what is the big bad Tommy Gunn going to do to me?"
"And just when you think you've figured it out, I'll throw a curve ball and totally fuck up your world view."
"But don't take it personal Easy, I mean, this is personal, it's very personal but it's not your fault this is happening to you."
"Blame Ozymandias for putting you in a match with me."
"Blame SwagMire who is too much of a pussy to just face me one on one he had to conjure up this "win two singles matches" nonsense."
"And so here we are."
"You get to take a beating because SwagMire is too much of a pussy to do so."
"Sorry Easy but I'm not sorry, your career ends Monday night while mine takes another step forward."