04-14-2014, 03:24 AM
- the image shows a Cheat that's eating in a restaurant. Thanks to the plates we can find out it's a Taco Bell. Bio is recording and we can see a "live" in one conrder. They're having a conversation, Cheat talks pretty relaxing and not very angrily, maybe due to an overload stomach -
Cheat: ... yep, this shit is awesome. As usual. Oh, and talking about shit, Swagmire Swaggins. I was just trying to help him with the other day promo, but the guy is trying so hard to bring our little encounter at the cage to the personal field. It wasn't my purpose but he's really touching my eggs. You know what I mean. He even insult my mother. What that comes from? She has a thyroid problems, it's not something like she eating a lot, she's changing that since last time she had a by-pass and now she's avoiding eat a yogurt after the five kilogrames of ribeye. Maybe you would think it's too much, but trust me, she need it, last time we didn't give enough she started to try kill everyone there, but for obvious reasons she couldn't and finally getting her to the sixth by-pass in a week. And now this fucker is insulting a person with a problem. So, when are we going to start the live twitcam.
The Biographer: We're already live.
Cheat: So everybody knows now that my mum is that manatee that the Swag showed.
The Biographer: Yep.
Cheat: ¬¬ ... Ossom.
The Biographer: Do your stuff.
Cheat: Ok guys, hi guys from the net, we're in Cheat Lucena's twitcam, you can write your question, I'll answer gladly the questions I think are good enough to be answered by the Cheating Juggernaut and you can twit funny facts and insults to the man that I'll face at my wrestling debut at Madness to the hadstag #SwaggyDuggyQuackQuack , a man that not a long time ago made a very disrespectful promo when he's suppose to be a former respectful cop, whose name is Swagmire Swaggins, and to be honest I couldn't be more scared. Let me say something to you scumbag piece of shit, It's the first time that I face a match without trying to mock and insult as much as I can my opponent, maybe as a result as the not so "strong" or "hard" challenge that you suppose to Cheat Lucena, The Worst In The World and you pay me saying that I rape grandpas, that I watch gayporn and shit like that when I'm not only not mocking you, I'm trying to save your big fat black momma (yes, it HAS to be a big flat black momma because noneone would believe that hot chick is anywhere near to your genetic chain) from be ashamed again by his idiotic son again and I want you to change your ways in order to be a better person but you are not being thankful at all. Let me remember you why we're facing each other at Monday Madness: I was the United States champion, I was beating the fuck out of you, in fact I pinned you at the Elimination Chamber but in the proccess I was forced due to the weight of your fucking big fat black ass to get my shoulders touching the mat meanwhile I was pinning you, that simple, and me, Cheat Lucena, I'm pretty annoyed by the fact that I lost my title because of this big fat black ass. If that would not happen and I simply pin you clear, I'll never be facing you here at Madness in a match, I'll never that you were so scared to face that you didn't want to accept to be under Cheat Rules stipulations. You were defeated by me, you refused to made the things more interesting this Monday, you refused to accept my help when I gently offered to you and your mum and you're going to get your groin destroyed by me because I don't like when people treat me like that. This is the situation, you make me angry, you even insult my mum and you're going to suffer the consecuencees. How is the twitcam working, any good question? any good insult?
- now starts a quick dialogue between a Bio that's reading questions and twits and Cheat's just reply, meanwhile, he's eating -
The Biographer: Why always Taco Bell? It's that a good question? it comes from Nanai34
Cheat: Because we like it. Really Bio? That's the best question that the people have said? I know it wouldn't be lot of people asking because they usually don't like me but I can believe you.
The Biographer: "Swag's a cocksucker that would get his fucking neck broken and their balls dried by ma boy Cheat #swaggyduggyquackquack" - The Iron Sheik
Cheat: HAHAHAHA, that's a good one. Pretty accurate, Sheik. I'm afraid to tell you Sheik that I would not break his neck as long as I don't need to, don't forget who you're talking to, the master of the Spanish Rogue, the Worst in the...
The Biographer: "내가 양키 영토에 미사일을 발사하겠다고 위협하기 전에 삼촌 똥거야 눈물 속임수 #SwaggyDuggyQuackQuack" - Kim Jong Un.
Cheat: Talking about bad people, ma boy Kim Jong. I don't know the fuck you just wrote playa. I hope someday you invite me there and I'll bring the guy to me to sent it to one of yours labor camps. Oh, sorry, you got any of this things, I didn't say that. ;)
The Biographer: A twitcam question... the fuck happened to the book? RonKoerge
Cheat: Ask that to yourself
The Biographer: Do you really wanna me writing "and he got eliminated himself"
Cheat: You have no writting skills. It's not about what happen to me, it's about how you reflect it there. At the end I'm the one doing your work fucker. Take notes meanwhile you're managing me this Monday because this Swagmire Swagings thing would a be pretty writable thing.
The Biographer: Whatever... hey... this is something interesting... "I got some info about Swagmire that you may liked. If you want it, be on Taco Bell at 12 #swaggyduggyquackquack" - @mysteriousguy
- Cheat's then stop eating and looks nerviously to the cam, looking afraid -
Cheat: That's in a few minutes, Bio.
The Biographer: Yeah... the guy should be close. And you'll get something interesting about this fucker.
Cheat: I... to be honest, I don't like this kind of things very much.
The Biographer: What do you have to lose with this? You may hurt him, he insulted you.
Cheat: Bio, I pay you, please, record it and all that shit, but I don't want to be here in that moment.
The Biographer: What? You're the one interested!
Cheat: Cut the cam.
The Biographer: Ok.
- a pretty afraid Cheat gets up at the last moments of the recording -
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