Ambrose Helios walks into the locker room and places a towel in his locker. He looks up at some people he has never met before and smiles.
"Allow me to introduce myself, I'm Ambrose Helios. I'm the newest member of the XWF roster. It's nice to meet you..." His voice was a soft whisper.
GRRR!
Translation: Welcome
Hello, old Chap. My name is Billy Zane AIDs. I'm actually a strain of HIV that took control of Billy Zane's body.
"how nice it is to meet you both. Now tell me, who's the best around these parts?"
I am the most lethal. I mean, no one beats me. But I'm not sure of my prowess, yet. I'd say Morbid Angel, Theo, or Nathaiel Idenhauss are the ones you seek. Maybe Lazarus, if he wasn't a homosexual.
"I look forward to meeting them. I have no doubt that I will have that pleasure, sooner rather than later."
Ambrose Helios. We have a match Monday. I guess I should stop in and say hi. Look forward to seeing you in the ring. This your debut match?
"Indeed it is my debut match SwagMire, best of luck to you too. Just because I am new though, I wouldn't take me lightly. I would hate you to get the impression that for some reason I will be an easy match."