Joy is seated in front of her office desk. Fingers interlaced and placed over the very organized desk. She looks directly forward and speaks.
Hey. This is your director of talent relations on Monday Night Madness, Joy Giovanni! I just wanted to take this time to put the past behind me and re-introduce myself.
I know life in the XWF can be... rough, esspecially when you haven't been on top of things, but if you ever need anything, or maybe just blow off some steam, you can come to my office. My door is always open.
I'm hard, and I'm not even a member of the Madness Roster.
Techno Viking: Techno Viking would fin....
*The sound of a sword being drawn*
Techno Viqueen: Go on.
Techno Viking: Techno Viking would just like to introduce himself.
*sound of the sword being sheathed*
So, you're offering what exactly?
Frodo is seating on the floor wearing no pants.
I thought this was an interview for Radio Disney. Joe Jonas sent me an e-invite. Odd.
Tommy Enter's her office and looks around the place.
This Place is dope...
Then Tommy see's Frodo with his pants down
.....Come on man, I NEED CANDY....
He finially looks at Miss. Joy with a look of...
I'd go Wolf of Wallstreet on your...nvm.
Easy boys! One at a time. The rest of you suck it up and wait your turn.
Zeke and I are first. We want some bad tranny ass.
(02-09-2014, 11:16 PM)Ezekiels AIDs Said: [ -> ]Zeke and I are first. We want some bad tranny ass.
Let me refer you to the only tranny I know, Barney Green. He She It is the only one who can assist you with that. You two need to swallow your pride and go talk to him her it.
Now have a nice day!
Anyone else need to get something off their chest... and on to mine?
"I can think of a few things I'd put on your chest, if given the chance," remarks the ever suave Fandango as he steps through the doorway into the already slightly filled office. He looks around the room for a moment, at the people who more or less beat him to it and chuckles.
"Now listen here dollface, I've thinkin' long and hard about this and I gotta admit; I'm a little on the surprised side that you ain't swung by my locker room yet. I got a proposal, but I think we should meet in private to discuss the terms of it. C'mon sweet stuff, us former WWE stars gotta come together, right?"
(02-11-2014, 05:14 AM)Fandango Said: [ -> ]"I can think of a few things I'd put on your chest, if given the chance," remarks the ever suave Fandango as he steps through the doorway into the already slightly filled office. He looks around the room for a moment, at the people who more or less beat him to it and chuckles.
"Now listen here dollface, I've thinkin' long and hard about this and I gotta admit; I'm a little on the surprised side that you ain't swung by my locker room yet. I got a proposal, but I think we should meet in private to discuss the terms of it. C'mon sweet stuff, us former WWE stars gotta come together, right?"
Oh Faandaangoohh! I can see you are quite the charmer. Your kind words touched me deeply.
"Hon, by the end of the night I'm sure that won't be the only thing about me that touches you deeply. Hell, words aren't the only thing I got a way with. I'm thinkin' we ditch these ankle biters, head somewhere more intimate and maybe you could manage a different set of talents that i just so happen to possess."
It appears Hunter Payne quietly walked into the office and caught Fandango's last comment.
Payne: I see you like hitting on my ex Fandango. But heed my warning... She is a complete bitch.
Do you really want my sloppy seconds anyway? You know who I dated next? Jenny Alvin. Hey, where's Jenny Alvin at anyway? I'm sure she would love to have some tea with an N'sync reject. You should hit her up next buddy.
"It isn't my fault you weren't man enough to handle her, man. But, since I know what I'm looking for, and your ex has certainly got all of it and more, I couldn't care less about whether or not she's your 'sloppy seconds '. Besides, I'm definitely capable of showing her a good time, something you obviously failed miserably at."
Do I sense some jealously in your voice Hunter? That's a bonus!
Come on Faandaangoohh, let's get out of here. Can we go dancing?
Frodo stands up, his member still flaccid as a wet noodle. Joy really isn't attractive even if she is slutty. We walks over and tries to nonchalantly look at her breasticles, but it's hard when you're this short. Still flaccid, not that nice.
So, where's the Joe Jonas interview? He specifically told me not to wear pants.
"Yeah chica, let's get outta here. We can go wherever you like."
With that, Fandango takes Joy's hand and nods towards the door. He leans in and whispers in her ear: "I'm sure we could both show each other some new moves."