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02-22-2013, 11:38 AM
The AP recently let this float across the wire:
"Today marks a turning point in the wrestler known as Cyren's career. It has been said that since his 'resurrection', he has become deranged and sadistic - these are big qualifiers to a man who needed none to begin with. He has been overheard swearing to media analysts that he will, "Smack that b*tch Shecky up and decockitate Griffin...."
At one point in a press conference this morning, the esoteric superstar removed all of his clothes save for a small picture of Lexi Sheckler attached to his genitalia. He began coating himself in milk chocalate whilst cutting his own chest with a ceremonial athame. He was speaking in equal parts Sumerian and Scottish Gaelic.
Towards the end of the session, he grabbed a small young boy with leprosy from the audience and began smacking him with a fish sandwich purchased from Burger King.
What this entails for the XWF Roster? Stay tuned...
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