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Wild Winter Nights - Part II - Joint RP vs Team Peter - RP 4
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Sebastian Duke Offline
Registered but either hasn't added self to a roster yet or doesn't RP



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(heel alignment but liked by many; has earned respect despite breaking the rules often)


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02-21-2013, 10:25 AM

Thursday, February 21, 2013 - 11:18 AM EST



Sebastian awakes as the sunlight pours in from curtains that have been drawn open. He stares at the ceiling trying to wrap his head around what happened last night.


"Did I really get drunk?"

"Did I have sex with somebody I don't even know?"

"Do I have any money left?"

"Did Asmodeus have sex too?"

"Wait."

"It wasn't the same woman was it?"


So many thoughts. So few answers. He struggles to get out of bed. As he sits on the bed and his feet hit the floor, he clutches his head with both hands.


"What the fuck did I do?"

"How do people do this all the time?"


Obviously feeling the ill effects of a hangover. From the area of the bathroom he hears the shower start up.


"Holy shit! She's still here!"


He jumps to his feet and darts for the bathroom. He opens the door slowly. Unseen to the cameras is the woman he slept with the night before.




SD: "Wait.... you're a waitress here? I thought you were..."



Duke leans to one side, revealing...










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SARAH SAINT JAMES




SSJ: "Haa. Noo. Not a waitress."

SD: "The last thing I remember was talking to a waitress, getting on the elevator, running into Asmo in the hall, and thats about it."

SSJ: "Ohh. Must've been that girl that wouldn't come with you on the elevator. See, I was already on the elevator."

SD: "Hmmm. Yeah, I don't really..."



Sarah Saint James walks over to Duke and grabs him by the arm and pulls him into the bathroom. She waves to the camera and shuts the door closing the camera guy out.







Thursday, February 21, 2013 - 2:48 PM EST



Sarah Saint James has left after satisfying Sebastian Duke not only a second, but a third time as well. Sebastian is showered and ready for the day as he exits the hotel room. Just as he exits he runs into Asmodeus yet again. Duke is floored and confused at what he sees.

His father has hair. Not very nice, but hair nonetheless.




A: "Something wrong, Sebastian?"

SD: "Um... Where the fuck did you get hair?"

A: "Oh this? You like it? I bought it at a shop down the Boardwalk."

SD: "Looks ridiculous! Let's go!"



They walk slow down the hallway as Asmodeus is forced to use his cane today.



A: "Where are we going?"

SD: "More gambling. First we have to stop by the ATM. I'm not even sure I have any money left."

A: "Who was the girl?"

SD: "Sarah Saint James."

A: "Holy shit! Did you have the SEX-UH?"

SD: "The what?"

A: "I had the SEX-UH. Did you have the SEX-UH?"

SD: "The fuck are you saying it like that for?"

A: "I like the SEX-UH."

SD: "You are a strange, strange old man!"



Suddenly, and without warning...



CRACK...




THUD!




Somehow, Asmodeus' cane snapped in half and he landed on the floor hard. Sebastian, trying not to laugh, helps his old man to his feet.




SD: "The fuck happened?"

A: "Oh that god damned tag team partner of yours! He was in my room all night. Got me drunk as hell. We watched porn on the television. He must have cut through my cane!"

SD: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA C'mon. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Let's go buy you a new one. Where is he anyway?"

A: "I don't know. We shared Tiffany. I ran into you, she left, I fell asleep, and he was gone when I woke up."



Sebastian Duke continues to try and harness his laughter as he continues helping Asmodeus down the hall.







SD: "Ya know? I'm going to take a page out of your playbook, 'Sid.' Where should we start?"

Quote:Tonight is the night I fulfill my desire for the attention and touch of something most of you will never know -- a woman. Something about the recent turn of events with Sebastian and his whore have left me in the mood and when I get in the mood, I need to do whatever it takes to fill my desires so that I don't end up going on a slaughtering spree and getting locked up before my big match Saturday.

"Ahhh yes. 'Sid's' gonna go rape some harmless woman. What is it that turned you on 'Sid'? Was it the fact I sleep with an Asian woman? Was it the fact she was a whore 'Sid'? Do whores turn you on? Judging by the fact have a striking resemblance to a certain maniacal, unstoppable killing machine who has a special affection for teen sex, I suppose it's probably true.

"I bet I know what turns you on the most 'Sid.' It's your secret desire to wish it was you that had Griffin MacAlisters dick in your mouth."

Quote:The streets of Queens, NY are as good of a place as any. I lean up against the dirty brick wall of an apartment building as I light my cigarette and then close the Zippo lighter with a quick flick of my wrist. My blood stained hockey mask just happens to have small holes near the mouth, just the right circumference to stick a Kool Filter King through to serve one of my many, many, many addictions.

"You filming a sequel? 'Feder takes Queens'? Speaks more to my previous point don't you think? And Kool's? Really, 'Sid'? Kool's? Who the FUCK smokes Kools? Dam it man. Grab some Newports once in awhile! I do, though, love the fact you felt the need to emphasize the point you wear a blood stained hockey mask. Twice. Hell man, make it a trifecta! Why don't you say it....
3 TIMES... That would make it... BETTER... wouldn't it?"

Quote:white, delicious

"Wait. White delicious what? Yeah, that's what I thought, 'Sid'."

Quote:It wasn't hard to lure this little mouse back out of its hole. Sebastian is back trying to jump start his mouth and failing to notice it's not even running properly. That's not the best of it though -- we got a two for one special because now I've gotten his worthless partner to show me that he's even a bigger joke than Sebastian.

"What you are failing to see is, I didn't take the bait. I told you once, I don't speak when YOU want me to. I speak when I feel the timing is right! Don't you get it? My partner is the bait.... Baiting you.... Baiting Peter Gilmour.... Right into the trap. Right into Pandoras Box... 'Cheesy' reference right?

"This partner of mine was chosen because not only is he capable of beating both of you, but also because.... He just gets under Peter Gilmours skin! Even you, 'Sid', must appreciate that!"


Quote:I can sit next to a dumpster with my mask on and some filthy clothes that I took from a bum I recently snapped the neck of, and I can be given just as much loose change in a day as Linn was receiving in return for letting scumbags like Griffin MacAlister fuck her in the filthiest of all her lips -- the ones she speaks from with that horrid, grinding, torturous voice of hers.

"Again. Not surprisingly, is more Griffin MacAlister references. I'm beginning to think what started out as a joke for me, is sadly turning into a reality to you. You seem very thrilled to talk about MacAlisters sex life. One can only think that you really do have much affection for him.

"You want to bring up Linn and her past transgressions? Go ahead. That's fair game. It's out in the open.

"Ask yourself something Sid Feder... Where is Flo? Is she safe? While you concentrate on this big match in a couple days do you even know where she is? Where she goes, Sid?

"I do...

"You talk about me missing things right in front of my face. Fair point.

"I have more then 250 members of the Brotherhood answering to my each and every whim. You think I don't have what I need at my disposal to... have her secured for, lets call it... safe keeping? Is that a risk you're willing to take, Sid?"


Quote:At least you can swallow it just like she swallowed Griffin's load, and now you can move past it and come to terms with it in order to go through with the marriage!

"You ramble a lot Sid. No doubt you were rambling pretty rapid fire in order to get to your real point. Wishing it was you, yourself, swallowing Griffins load.

"Like your on Saturday, Griffins day will also come. Griffins days will end when I end them. Like you will too, Sid, Griffin also failed at ending me. He tried to end my life and I can assure you, the day will come when he is put down...

"For good!

"That day is not today. It is not Friday. It is not Saturday. No, Saturday it is your day. Your moment to fail, like many others before, and others after.

"Alas, we come to the end of your mindless drivel. I was beginning to fall asleep from not only boredom, but also your stupidity. You're like a big stupid dog that cant stop eating! Just eats and eats and eats and eats until your gut literally explodes.

"Don't let your gut explode Sid. I'd like to end you without the aid of your own stupidity...

"Facts are facts, Sid. Pete. Fact one, you both bore me to death. Fact two, neither of you can lace my boots. Fact three, I don't run and hide. Fact four, I don't lose to the Black Circle. Fact five, you're both about to lose. Fact six...

"You can't stop the unstoppable...

"Trust me."








Thursday, February 21, 2013 - 3:17 PM EST



Duke and Asmo, along with his new cane, have just settled down at a couple of slot machines. Asmodeus begins scratching his nether regions.



SD: "What the hell? Quit scratching yourself!"

A: "Can not help it. It itches! Plus....


"It burns like all hell when I pee!"




Sebastian.... *facepalms*.....




Suddenly...






Loud Womans Voice: "DARNELL! Look who da fucks here!"



Sebastian's eyes grow wide. The voice is unmistakable. It belonged to that rather large black lady at the library in New York City. When Sebastian was searching for the location of Nick Donnelly he had a run in with this lady. She then called her man friend, Darnell, over to take care of Sebastian. Long story short, Sebastian quickly dispatched Darnell and his large beastly woman. They met large plate glass windows at the library. He was banned from the library after the incident.

Sebastian Duke turns toward the large womans voice, expecting the worst.

He was right.




CRASH!!




Darnell has just busted a beer bottle over Sebastians head. Duke, blood pouring out of the top of his head, falls to the floor in a daze.

Asmodeus. Poor, noble, loyal, Asmodeus. He stands as Sebastian falls to the ground. Using his new cane...




SWING






MISS




The large black lady rips the cane from Asmodeus' hands and tosses it to Darnell. She then proceeds to put Asmo in a sloppy side headlock. She rips off his fake hair with her free hand...




Large Black Lady: "Daayumm nigga! You hair be faker den mines!"



Duke starts to get up as Darnell watches his woman viciously assault Asmodeus. Darnell winds up with the cane getting ready to nail Asmo with his own cane.


???: "Awwwwwww shit! WHAT DA FUCK IS THIS????????"






That voice! He's back! Sebastian's partner has returned to them!





He drops down two MASSIVE fucking bags, one from each hand, with big dollar signs written on them in black marker.





Darnell and the Fat Fuckin Black Bitch both turn and they can't believe it!!!!!!






There he stands in alllllll his glory, without his robe on, fully exposed just as he was always meant to look!!!!!!










THE LOVE MUSCLE WHO LOVES TO TUSSLE!

THAT CRASS, ASS FUCKIN' BASSSSSSSTARD!

BIG SARGE LARGE N' IN CHARGE!

ADMIRAL APPENDAGE!

DR. X-TREMITY!

THAT DUDE WHO FUCKS GILMOUR'S WOMAN FOR CAAAAASH!

THAT BOY WITH THE BIG OL' DICK!

THAT SKULL CRACKIN, BITCH MACKIN, CENTERFOLD TACKIN, COCK JACKIN, PULL DOWN YOUR SHADES SO HE DON'T CATCH YA WACKIN, NEVER SAY DIE, EATIN THAT PIE, DICK TO THE SKY, JIZZ IN YOUR EYE, UNSTOPPABLE, INSATIABLE, UNQUENCHABLE, OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND LET HIM STUFF IT LIKE YOU WERE ASKIN' FOR A LUNCHABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT BOOTY TAPPIN, PUSSY SLAPPIN, DOWN N' DIRTY SCRAPPIN, MOTHER FUCKING FAP FAP FAPPIN......................

FAT FRUITY FUCK FAILURE PETER GILMOUR'S WORST NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!!

THEEE PEOPLE'S COCK!!!!




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It's like time itself stood still while everyone just stood there looking at Mr. XWF. Why is there a bulge between his legs from looking at that fat black woman?



Mr. XWF: "Yo, fat black bizzitch! You look like Rose Smith covered in chocolate! Why don't ya cum on over here and try to put me in that headlock so I can take this size 22.........and I ain't talking about a shoe...........and shove it straight up your hairy fuckin' asshole!"



The fat black bitch roars and charges at Mr. XWF, no doubt looking to snap him in half like a Milky Way and chomp him to pieces. He readies himself and lets her stupid ass punch him right in his dome! She breaks her hand instantly but he grabs her fat hand and repeatedly jams it into his hard helmet again and again!



Mr. XWF: "Yeah bitch! HIT THAT SHIT! POUND MY BIG HEAD!!!!!"



Darnell starts toward them with the cane in his hand but Sebastian intercepts him and grabs the cane, shoving Darnell into some slot machines!

Ching chang ching ding dong cha ching! The slot machines start spitting out coins and Darnell can't help but turn his attention to grabbing some coins, allowing Duke to bash him in the skull with the cane.

Mr. XWF drops down to his knees and headbutts the fat black bitch in her fat, bulging pussy. Why the fuck is her pussy bulging?




Mr. XWF: "Bitch, why the fuck is your pussy bulging!!!!??!!!!??!!!!!!?????"



That's what we wanna know! Mr. XWF yells for the cane and Sebastian tosses it to him. He catches it and starts stabbing the fat bitch between the legs! AND SHE LIKES IT?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?



Mr. XWF: "Oh shit you like that? FUCK THAT THEN!"



He steps back and winds up...................SAH-WING!!!! He hits a home run, bashing her in the skull and sending her right into Darnell!!!!!!! Sebastian throws a table at both of them and then dumps a slot machine over on them!



Mr. XWF: "Yeeeeah! YEEAAHHH!!! LET'S FUCK THIS PLACE UP!"



Mr. XWF starts flipping tables, punching random innocents, throwing anything he can find that can be grabbed, and then goes back to beating on the fat black bitch. He pulls her up by the hair and begins laying into her with lightning fast right hands. All her blubber shakes all over her body as she strikes faster, faster, faster, and finally backs up so he can spit down onto his cock and then he leaps forward SMASHING HER IN THE FACE WITH A LEAPING WET COCK BUMP!!!!!! She falls backward right into Sebastian's grasp who hits her with a huge side suplex right onto a bunch of broken shit all over the floor!!!!!

Darnell comes charging from the side but Asmodeus trips him and Sebastian catches him by the throat. He lifts him for a choke slam but holds him in the air so Mr. XWF can run forward and headbutt him in the dick before Sebastian slams the fuck out of him and sends him to dream land!!!!!!!!!!




Mr. XWF: "Oh I smelled that one! Ol' boy needs to bathe his cock! He been fuckin that fat ugly bitch too much and that's just as bad as fucking Rose Smith!!!!!!!!!!!"



They notice the security team shoving their way through the crowd of spectators.



SD: "I think it's time we get out of here!"



Mr. XWF grabs his two big bags of money and they make their escape, shoving people and punching and kicking them as needed...........or in Mr. XWF's case much more than needed.



Asmodeus: "Stop stomping that white lady! She hasn't done anything to us and we have to get out of here!"

Mr. XWF: "Bitch looked at my cock funny! FUCK THIS HOE!!!!!"



He stomps and then breaks the woman's husband's nose by swinging one of his bags of money into his face.

They continue making their escape just in time after destroying the casino and Asmodeus is still scratching the living shit out of his balls.




Mr. XWF: "Yeah baby scratch that shit! YEEAAAAHHH!!!!!!"



They keep running as far as they can until they feel they're safe.



Mr. XWF: "Alright guys slow down I've got to show you what I've been doing all this time before I found you again. Look what's in these bags!"

SD: "How much money did you win?"



Mr. XWF opens the bags and pours out a bunch of dildos, vibrators, rubber fists, rubber pussies, rubber tits, condoms, jars of lube, anal beads, cock rings, and a picture of Rose Smith with a dick drawn on her face.



Mr. XWF: "I hit the jackpot! I've won more than I could have ever hoped for and I'm gonna share this shit with both of you! YOU BEST BELIEEEEEEVE WHEN WE GET BACK TO OUR ROOMS WE'RE GONNA BE PARTYING LIKE TRUE PIMPS UP IN THIS BITCH! IF YAAAHHH SUH-MEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LAAAOOOOWWWWWWW.......................... ROSE SMITH'S STANK ASS GRAND CANYON OF A PUSSY ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THE WAY OUT HERE IN ATLANTA BABY!!!!!"

SD: "Atlanta? We're in Atlantic City."



Mr. XWF, Sebastian and Asmodeus, continue walking the boardwalk as they debate their plans for Gilmour and "Sid" as the scene fades out.
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