Frodo, Crack, and Beef decided to head out and hit the town after a fun filled day of pills, porn, and Katamari Dacami, yeah only the first one fuck sequels. The trio hit up some new gothic bar that Frodo had heard about. He really wanted a nice little spooky twink, and Zak had refused him already. At the bar Crack and Beef already picked up a pair of gothy slut sisters, leaving poor little hobbit all alone, but just as Beef and Crack left who should walk in but the man of Frodo’s recent hunt.

Well, hello Spooky balls. How's life?

Hey, Frodo. Life's ok, I guess. You?

Better now that you're here. What can I buy you?

Vodka, straight.

Frodo began ordering plenty of booze for ol' darkness hoping to ply him of his emo pants. Before long the pair were trashed, badly. This wouldn't end well. They picked a fight with a few people in the bar, using Minx as bait to get them to say something inappropriate, and attack. They left the bar, and fought a couple of people in the streets, good times.

Before long they ended up ditching Minx and heading to Frodo's place. At his home, which he shares with Crack, so you can totally hear gothy moans from Crack's room, Frodo began to kiss Zak.

Come on, let's get those pants off, and me on. You know you want to.

I can't, I'm taken.

So was Liam Neeson's daughter, but he fixed that. Lemme be your Liam Neeson.

No, Frodo. I'm sorry.

This went on for a while before they decided on a plan.

The next morning the pair woke up in Frodo's bed, in underwear only. Frodo has no memory of him and Zak sexing it up, but it must have been good, cause he was involved.

Morning, Moonshine. Enjoy my hobbit hole last night?

Zak groaned and looked at Frodo before making sure his boxers were still on. The one time he goes out drinking without someone is the one tine he wakes up with someone...great. His memory was pretty fucked and short of his ribs feeling like they were busted open, nothing else felt off...Except...Zak's hand shot out and he grabbed Frodo's chin, forcing the smaller man's head to either side.

What are you doing?

Making sure I didn't rip into your throat.

Satisifed with the lack of added holes on Frodo's upper half, Zak reached over and grabbed Frodo's alarm clock before chucking it at the blinds, blocking out the morning sun.

What the hell?

Too bright and why are you yelling? Damn...

The vampire sat up and looked over at the pile of clothes with a sigh, You know we didn't do anything...besides, you wouldn't be awake if I did enjoy your hobbit hole, as you so kindly put it. Hell, I would bet my paycheck you wouldn't be layin there with a smile on your face.

Zak looked over his shoulder at Frodo, a smirk on his lips as he suddenly felt quite hungry,You wouldn't know if Crack is done with that whore, would you? I highly doubt she would be missed...And whats with the nickname? Moonshine?

The look Frodo gave Zak made him toss his head back and laugh.

I like moonshine, don't you? And if we didn't do it why am I wearing my I got laid briefs? Also, who says I can't handle you? I've had a lot of training.

As Frodo began to make obscene gestures with his pelvis, the soft moans of a gothic slut being pounded hard began to drift into the room.

Guess I have to wait to feed.

No, feast on me. Make me like you, then ravish me. Come on, take me in ways I've only ever dreamed of. I'll be your bells, you be my Edward!

Zak just stared at Frodo as the slut moaned away.

Bells? Edward? Really?! Zak's eyes flashed darkly and a frost overtook the room. While he didn't object to the idea of using Frodo to numb some of the burn, he wasn't about to use Frodo for anything else.

Training or not, you would never be able to survive. I've had lovers say the same thing before they perished in the morning. Honestly, their bodies might still be at the amusement park.

Zak's dark laugh caused Frodo to stop moving and sit up. His eyes looked at the frost on the walls before looking at Zak.

Did you-

Zak smirked and moved so he was leaning closer to Frodo, his fangs extended and his eyes black, I can do so many things, Frodo. A demon God among men. You wouldn't want to be a vampire. A man forced into slavery by a burning lust for only blood...no...not you. You would hate knowing that after each sexual encounter, you want nothing more than to watch their life spill all over the bed.

Zak could hear Frodo's heart beat race the closer he got to the smaller man, You, even sober, you still want me...don't you?

Who said I was sober? I keep pills on the night stand. I woke up a little bit before you and popped some X. I don't like waking up sober. But yes, I looked over at you before I took the pills and still wanted you.

Frodo wrapped his arms around Zak's torso and kissed him on the neck. Zak just sat there, but Frodo could tell that Zak wanted to hug the little hobbit back.

Want some X? Maybe then I can slide in you since you don't want to be inside me.

Zak's head dipped down to rest on Frodo's shoulder, his black eyes focused on the smaller man's pulse point. He relished in the warmth radiating from Frodo but the vampire missed the strong arms of his mate.

I can't take X....Well...not as a pill...besides, I have to stay away from the drugs...How long before its out of your system?

Frodo pulled away from Zak, nipping at his ear slightly before looking at the hungry vampire. Zak couldn't tell if Frodo was just lost in the blackness of his eyes or planning something else. The little man's mind never made up its mind and it startled Zak just slightly.

Oh, a few hours. But if you notice the moans stopped, you can go get the skank if you want. But first you have to be honest with me. Why did you stay the night?

Zak just stared at Frodo then got up and walked over to the door and called for the slut to come in. She walked in and wiggled around thinking they wanted something more fun.

Hello boys, you guys wanted me? I hope you're not going to be too rough, I'm still sore from Crack.

Before the sentence was finished Zak had already begun to feed on the poor trollop. As she slowly hit the floor Frodo's eyes got bigger than disco ball.

You're cleaning that up...After you answer the question.

Zak looked at the body before looking at Frodo, his eyes still black. The vampire slowly crawled onto the bed, moving towards Frodo with his head cocked.

Do you still want to be like me?

Zak placed his hand on Frodo's chest, pushing the man back against the headboard. Zak simply licked his lips before laughing at the fear that flashed thought the man's eyes.

As good as sex with you sounds, I would rather have sex with my mate. I would love a drinking buddy. Please don't think that I simply use you. I trusted you enough to not rape me in my sleep and if I had left, I have a pretty good feeling I would have ran into John Madison and....she? Doesn't take no for an answer. Please, my little hobbit...don't turn away a friend.

Zak's hand gently cupped Frodo's cheek, smiling softly as the smaller man leaned into his hand slightly.

Frodo puts his hand on Zak's. He stares at the vampire boy for a minute before speaking, I'd never turn you away, not once. Zak, I've never felt this way about another male before. Normally it's just a hump-em dump-em thing. With you, I actually want to be around you. You fascinate me.

Frodo kissed Zak's hand.

Zak smiled and gently brushed his thumb along Frodo's cheek,I know you haven't...but I've never been fascinating to anyone short of my Mate and ex-wife. What do you find so fascinating that you've tried three different times to get on my dick?

Slowly, the vampire moved to sit on the other side of Frodo, his hand never leaving Frodo's. There was something eating at the back of the vampires' head as he was worried about his lover. He hadn't heard from the alien turned vampire since their fight but it still gripped at his heart. Frodo's lips on his wrist snapped the vampire back to reality and he smiled, his black demonic eyes watching the smaller man.

I like that you've turned me down so much, you're beautiful, and there's something mysterious about you. I understand you're with someone, and monogamy doesn't mean much to me, but it does to you. I'll wait as long as I have to, all the while being your friend. I just want you to be in my life.

Frodo went in to kiss Zak, on the cheek.

Zak smiled softly and nipped Frodo's ear gently before pulling away, You love the chase. Knowing you were so close, you could taste it, just for it to be pulled away from you. Friends, confidants, drinking buddies...I trust you won't go too far and decide you cannot wait to take a bite out of the poisoned apple. Some things are best when they are only taken at the proper time.

It was funny how Zak's personalities slid from one to the other. He had his charm, both as a vampire and a human, his education and birthrank...perhaps...

Would you like to see London? I'm positive you would enjoy the village. Perhaps, after our tour of Greenland...It's not like it would be that much of a jump nor take too much time out of our...your life.

Moonshine, with you I'd go anywhere. And no, I'll wait until you're ready for things. I'm not going to try and force anyone into anything. Except maybe a match.

Frodo looked at Zak, his dark eyes staring back at the Dwarf King, and then Frodo leaned in to kiss Zak.

Why did you stay drinking with me?

If I had been alone, there wouldn't have been a bar left. You forced me to stay human, keeping the demon at bay for a night. I like the nickname...you should keep calling me that.

The vampire smiled before lying back against the pillows. Frodo placed his hand over Zak's heart, as if looking for something.

It hasn't moved since I was 21. No pulse, no calming beat...

It calms me, I can feel it move just a little bit when I'm touching it. It wants to move, it wants you to be mortal again. Can we fix this, affliction? Make you like I am, again?

Crack yelled out through the wall suddenly, What are you guys doing with Candy? She's not moaning, and I know she's not going down on either of you. What's up, I could use some attention in here.

She's dead, dude. You can still use her body if you want; I think it's still a little warm. Come grab it.

Sick, dude. I'm not banging a dead girl. How'd she die?

Zak placed his finger over Frodo's lips, a smirk painted on his own, Hush...let him find out on his own...but I must leave...you can come to the park...listen to the rumors. You will find my coven home.

I'll come tonight, but I have to figure out how to hide this body first.

Before you come to the park, wrap her up and bring her with you. I’m sure Nova and I could use some fresh organs for a few medical and non medical uses. I’m sure the dogs would love a decent treat with what’s left.

Frodo stared at Zak, looked back at Zak and gasped as Zak pulled him in for a hug. Zak smirked as he pulled away, grabbing his clothes and leaving the room in a sprint. He ran to the basement of the building, and disappeared from there. Crack came in the room as Zak left, he just stared at the body, which Frodo had laid in his bed and acted as if he was about to mount it.

[color=lightgreen]What in the hell is wrong with you? I know you're going to fuck the body, but why act like it? And how did she die?

I don't know, Zak and I were getting ready to double team her and she just collapsed dead.

You weren't going to double team her, Zak was shouting pretty loudly last night about how he could never cheat on his partner, Nova I think he said. You got angry and said you would put on your got some ass briefs to confuse you both in morning. Then you guys got quiet. Candy got a little worried by the sudden silence, but once I started humping again her fear either subsided, or she stopped caring. Now she's dead. I guess that's good, I forgot to use protection.