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Warfare 1/8/14 - part 2 (changes in the air?)
01-10-2014, 10:49 AM
Post: #1
MAIN EVENT
Tag Team Championships
Sebastian Duke
& Mystica
- vs -
Theo Pryce
& NAZI
Standard Tag, 1 Fall


The fans are in great anticipation for the main event of the evening after a very long wait!


Shane Carver makes his way out to the ring with Theo Pryce and NAZI while the original Black Circle theme "Halloween III" by The Bleeding Light plays for them. Shane proudly escorts his men down the aisle as they almost appear to be in a slow march toward the ring, just about matching the beat of the music with their steps and not really paying attention to any fans. Shane leads them up the steps and into the ring and exchanges a few words with them while ignoring the fans who mostly are booing at this point.

Shane places a hand on Theo's shoulder and a hand on NAZI's shoulder, looking them both in their eyes as the two challengers for the Tag Titles stand side by side.

Shane closes his eye for a few seconds and appears to be... praying? Theo and NAZI also lower their heads as the music continues and a much "darker" aura than usual fills the air around these men.

Shane raises his voice loud enough for all of us to hear a few of his words...

Carver: May we always be strong... may we cast down those who stand in our way... and may THE FATHER look down on us with a pure, burning hatred sent flowing into our veins and through our souls! MAY WE ALWAYS BE STRONG... AND MAY WE ALWAYS BE CHAMPIONS!

Shane opens his eye and shoves Theo and NAZI back, away from him, dusting off his hands with a satisfied smile on his face.

While this is going on, the music changes...


Sebastian Duke and Mystica both emerge from the back together! It seems clear to them that if either one of them approaches the ring alone they could easily be attacked. Theo and NAZI wait patiently in the ring with their eyes locked on their opponents, slowly stalking toward the ring.

Shane Carver exits the ring and walks right up the ramp, meeting Sebastian Duke and Mystica halfway as all of them come to a stop. Theo and NAZI watch from the ring, ready to spring into action at a split second's notice but instead, Sebastian and Mystica step aside for the XWF owner after he motions for them to do so. There does seem to be some level of distant respect that may linger between Duke and Carver from their time together in the Black Circle, but at any moment this could get very ugly. Shane also looks to Mystica and gives him an eerie nod as he passes and heads to the back...

Duke and Mystica enter the ring and the referee takes the Tag Championships to display them high in the air for a few seconds before handing them off to a ringside official.

DING DING DING...

Sebastian Duke and Theo Pryce start off on their respected sides of the ring and the match is on! The two circle each other for a moment glaring into each other's eyes, Theo Pryce has a cocky smirk across his face. The two charge and lock up with each other. They struggle for a moment, but Duke gets the upper hand locking in a headlock on on Pryce. He holds the lock, but Pryce uses his strength to will get out and send Duke to the ropes, he bounces off and comes back with a jarring clothesline to Pryce! Duke goes for the quick pin.



1....


Kickout almost immediately!! Pryce isn't going to let Sebastian Duke win so easily. Pryce rolls away and stands up in the corner. Duke runs towards him for another clothesline, but Pryce ducks it. Duke stops himself before he hits the turnbuckle and turns around into an attempted Money Talks (Cutter), but Duke pushes him away before he can land it. The crowd pops for the attempted finish to the match. Duke charges Pryce with another clothesline, but Pryce is able to duck it. He rushes over and tags in NAZI. NAZI gets in the ring and pats Theo on the back and tells him "I've got this shit." Pryce gets out onto the apron as NAZI comes face to face with Sebastian Duke. They look at each other for a moment, getting into each other's face as they trash talk each other. NAZI then goes for a punch at the same time Duke does and they begin to brawl it out trading blows as the crowd gets into the exchange. NAZI gets the upperhand and irish whips Duke to the ropes, but when Duke comes back he hits a big boot on NAZI!! Duke goes to pick him up, but looks to the other side of the ring and sees his new tag team partner Mystica standing with his hand outreached. He nods and walks over to tag in Mystica. The crowd is ecstatic for this thrilling match up. Mystica rushes over to NAZI who is on his hands and knees to deliver a dropkick to the side of the head! He then stomps on the left arm of NAZI's while using the ring rope as leverage. The ref counts to release the ropes as Mystica continues his assault on the arm.


1!
2!
3!


He lets go and the ref starts to yell at Mystica who turns and holds his arms in the air as if he hadn't done anything. NAZI has pulled himself to his corner and throws his good arm up for Theo to make the tag. The ref looks past Mystica and sees the tag. Mystica turns around just in time for Theo Pryce to kick him in the gut and nails a DDT to the mat! Pryce gets up to grab Mystica's legs as he locks in a Boston Crab. The ref asks Mystica if he gives, but he shouts a bold face "NO!!" Mystica attempts to reverse the hold, but he isn't strong enough to do it as Theo applies more pressure. Mystica winces in pain, but he won't give up as he is able to gather enough strength to pull himself to the ropes! The ref begins the count as Theo won't release.



1!
2!
3!
4!!!!


He lets go and walks over to Sebastian Duke and does a gesture around his waist symbolizing holding a championship belt. Duke shakes his head as Theo Pryce laughs it off. He walks over to Mystica and kicks him in the head, thus keeping him down. Pryce tags in NAZI who is still nursing his arm a bit, but is not as bad as earlier. He walks over and grabs Mystica he wrenches the arm of Mystica and puts him in the Auschwitz Armbar. He wrenches at the arm of Mystica as he yells in his ear, "HOW DO YOU LIKE IT!!!!!" Duke shouts for Mystica to get out of the hold and make the tag. Mystica tries to wiggle out of the hold, but NAZI has it locked in. Mystica decides to roll onto the back of NAZI, but his arm is bending farther than it should!!! This may have been a bad move on Mystica's part, but it pays off as he begins to headbutt the back of his head to the back of NAZI's. This causes for the release and Mystica rolls away holding his arm in pain. NAZI holds his own head in pain as Duke and Pryce both call for their respective tags. Mystica is up on his feet and so is NAZI. They tag in and all hell breaks loose as Sebastian Duke and Theo Pryce charge each other. It starts with a clothesline to Pryce who quickly gets up and charges Duke with a clothesline of his own who then gets up and repeats another clothesline to Pryce who then does the same!!!! What a clothesline battle between these two!! Duke is up and charges again with a clothesline and Pryce does the same causing a double clothesline knocking each other down!! The crowd bursts with excitement and applause.



Duke and Pryce are both on the mat collecting their strength and resting. The ref starts the count for both men to get up.


1.....!



2....!!




3.....!!



Duke is stirring as well as Pryce.



4.....!!!



5.....!!!



6.....!!!



They both get up at the same time as the ref stops the count and tells them both to continue. Duke yells for Pryce to lock up and they do. This time Pryce gets the upperhand and places him in a headlock of his own. Pryce then knees Duke in the gut and places his arm over his head. Suplex from Theo Pryce!! The mat shakes as the force of the large Sebastian Duke topples onto the mat. Theo looks to the crowd and wipes the sweat from his brow as he pulls Duke up. He irish whips him to the ropes and runs to the other ropes himself. He meets back with Duke in the center for a Pryce Check!!!!




Wait.....




DUKE HAS LOCKED IN PANDORA'S BOX!!!! He countered the Pryce Check into a Pandora's Box, holy hell!!! The crowd can't believe and neither can the ref as he stands their stunned. Duke finally gets his attention by shouting. The ref rushes over and asks for Pryce to give up. He yells, "HELL NO!!" The ref continues asking, but Pryce continues to say no. Duke has the hold locked in and they are in the center of the ring. If Pryce doesn't give up he will pass out. Wait...here comes NAZI!! He Goosesteps right onto Sebastian Duke's throat causing him to release the hold. Duke holds his throat in pain as NAZI continues to stomp on it, but the ref pulls him away and yells for him to get out of the ring. Mystica runs in and rushes past the ref hitting a Hurricanrana on NAZI!! NAZI rolls out of the ring and Mystica rushes back to his corner as Duke has started to crawl towards it. He reaches for the tag and Mystica is now the legal man. Theo Pryce has found the corner as his resting place while all this goes on, but Mystica heads over and begins to stomp on Pryce in the corner. He pulls him up and hits a Russian Leg Sweep. Mystica quickly rushes to the top rope and gets ready to leap off, but NAZI rushes up about to knock him off, but Mystica changes direction and leaps off with a flying Crossbody to NAZI on the outside!!! The crowd is loving it!!



Crowd: HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!!



Bodies are everywhere in this match. NAZI and Mystica are on the outside, Pryce is in the ring and Duke is on the apron!! The ref has no choice but to start the count on Mystica to get back in the ring or he will be DQd.


1!!
2!!!
3!!!
4!!!
5!!!
6!!!


He's not getting up, nobody is getting up. The crowd is booing the ref for continuing his count.


7!!
8!!!


He pauses and takes in that the crowd doesn't want the match to end and neither does the ref so... he slides out of the ring. What the hell? The ref picks up Mystica and rolls him back in? Is this legal? The ref doesn't care, the fans deserve to have this match continue. He looks around and smiles towards the crowd.



Crowd: Thank you Referee!! Thank you Referee!!!




He starts to pander to the crowd and waves to this, buying time for everyone to get up. NAZI is back on the apron and Duke is up. Pryce has slide back to the corner and Mystica is getting back up. NAZI tags himself in and looks to get retribution on Mystica. He grabs Mystica buy the hair and pulls him up. He sets up and hits the White Powerbomb!! Here's the cover.



1.....


2.....






KICKOUT!!



NAZI isn't happy about this and proceeds to kick Mystica in the face. He pulls Mystica away from his side of the ring and White Whips him into a corner. NAZI elbows him in the face and puts him in the Totenkopf Tree of Woe!! Mystica is upside down in the corner. NAZI heads to the opposite corner and gives a NAZI salute to the audience as he runs to the other corner to hit a massive Sieg Heil Spear!!!! NAZI keeps his shoulder in Mystica's stomach and lets Mystica's legs fall onto his back. NAZI lifts Mystica out of the corner onto his shoulders. He walks over to Theo and he slaps Mystica in the face. Theo puts a thumbs down as NAZI backs up and sets Mystica up for The Iron Cross!!!! Theo runs in the ring as Sebastian Duke gets in. He goes for another Pryce Check, but Duke dodges the move and Duke gets nailed!!! This time it connects with no Pandora's Box counter. Pryce gets out of the ring and pulls Duke with him. This gives NAZI enough time to goosestep around the ring with Mystica set up for the Iron Cross. The fans boo and NAZI loves it. He leaps in the air to deliver it, but Mystica counters into a pin attempt!!!! The crowd explodes and Theo panics.



1....!!





2...............................










Theo Pryce breaks up the pin. He picks up Mystica and irish whips him setting up another Pryce Check, but Mystica has had enough and hits the Mystikick as a counter!!!!!! Pryce is down!!! Mystica collapses holding his ribs from the beating he took from NAZI who has now gotten back up. He rushes Mystica and stomps on his already hurt ribs. NAZI grabs Mystica by the head and slams him down locking in The Concentration Clamp in the process!!!!! Mystica is in the center of the ring and doesn't seem to have the strength to counter!!! The fans are going crazy as the ref asks for the give up, but Mystica won't give him. The move is locked in for an insanely long time, nobody can believe the guts that Mystica has to keep up with this submission. NAZI is shouting in German for Mystica to tap, but he won't as it seems Mystica is fading!!! The ref checks on Mystica and grabs his free arm. He lifts it in the air and it comes down.



1!



He lifts it again and it comes down a second time.




2!!!!!



This could be it as the ref raises it once more and lets it fall....





MYSTICA CATCHES HIMSELF!!! MYSTICA IS STILL KICKING!! No I mean he is kicking NAZI in the back of the head. NAZI keeps it held on, but Mystica locks in a headscissors on NAZI. He takes this opportunity to bash NAZI's forehead in with the heel of his boot. This causes NAZI to finally let go and so does Mystica. Sebastian Duke has gotten back up and Mystica pulls himself over to him with all his strength. He reaches out for Duke and thank goodness for that long reach of Mystica's as he gets the tag!!! NAZI does the same for his corner, but nobody is there!!! Theo Pryce is still on the outside. Sebastian Duke walks over to NAZI, laughing like a demon. Duke runs to the corner and clotheslines NAZI in the corner. He pulls him out of the corner and hits a stiff shot to the throat of NAZI. He lifts him up and the crowd knows what's about to happen. He sets up for the Soul Shot, but NAZI is able to wiggle out miraculously!! He dodges another stiff shot to the throat and Heils into the already sore throat of Sebastian Duke!!! Duke backs up to the ropes and Mystica runs in, but NAZI catches him and sets up for The Iron Cross!!!! He hits the Cross!!!!! Mystica is down and NAZI turns back to Duke who hits another stiff shot to the throat of NAZI and picks him back up!!!! Sebastian Duke hits the Soul Shot!!!!! It's over!!!!




Duke goes for the pin.



1......






2......









Theo Pryce breaks up the pin! Duke is infuriated and rises to hit hit Theo, but is caught with Money Talks!!!!!! Pryce collapses from pure exhaustion and rolls out of the ring!!! All four men are now down and out!!!













Oh shit...










Who is that coming out from the back???



















It's...



































SHANE CARVER!!!!!



He steps out with a mic in hand...

Carver: In the interest of the well being of every competitor in the ring, I am going to need to go ahead and turn this match into a no disqualification LUMBERJACK MATCH!

The fans give a mixed reaction.

Carver: And the lumberjacks are... THE BLACK CIRCLE! Let's go take care of business guys.

Shane waves his men from the back and starts walking down the ramp himself but then turns back, realizing nobody has followed him out. He waits a few seconds on the ramp...

Carver: This is the part where we all go down to the ring and do what we discussed privately! LET'S GO!

Shane waits for his Black Circle... but nobody comes out!

Everyone involved in the match is still recovering from the hell they've put each other through...

Carver: What is the problem! Do I have to do this all by myself?

Shane crosses his arms and taps his foot. Now we know he's getting upset! Look how hard his foot is tapping!

What's this?!?!!? THE X-TRON LIGHTS UP!

AND THE BLACK CIRCLE ARE TIED UP SOMEWHERE BACK STAGE!

Mr. Supernova is tied to a chair and gagged with a sock in his mouth. John Madison is handcuffed to a steel pipe and blindfolded. Shane sees this on the screen and starts losing his mind!

Carver: No! What the hell is going on?! Waggle bagga!!!!

Shane throws down his mic and storms to the back in search of his men as back in the ring...

Mystica with the MYSTIKICK!!!! He just took NAZI out with that unexpected running enzuigiri after NAZI had been momentarily distracted by what was going on up the rampway.

Theo Pryce sneaks up behind Mystica and... MONEY TALKS!

But here comes Sebastian Duke with a huge running boot to Theo, knocking him into the ropes and when Theo stumbles back he's caught with a SOUL SHOT!

DUKE wastes no time pulling up NAZI into DARKNESS FALLS! Duke looks like he is going to carry it straight through into a Pandora's Box but in an instant he changes his mind and goes for the pin! The ref makes the count...

...1




































...2














































...THREE!

Winners: Sebastian Duke & Mystica

Backstage, Shane Carver can hear the announcement echoing and he is not happy! He still can't find wherever the other Black Circle members have been locked away.

Carver: I know this has to be your doing, Eli! You're going to pay for this!!!!

Shane turns a corner and storms down the hallway but then someone steps out of the shadows, just watching Shane walk away. The camera zooms right in on the man's face...






It can't be...








What's he doing at Warfare?!????









I don't believe it!











Nobody can believe it!!!!!








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Yes! Yes it is! Some people weren't even sure if "Administrator" was a real person based on his elusiveness and unusually strange past appearances, such as when he exploded through the wall during the original 2013 Lethal Lottery draft.

Administrator watches as Shane Carver walks farther down the hall in search of his men.

In a low voice...

Admin: Heh... heh... heh... he isn't going to find his Black Circle in time. How easy to distract the one eyed fool while my deed is carried out. No more will this company revolve around The Black Circle fighting The Congregation. There are too many competitors and this company is too large to be consumed by a rogue owner and his own selfish battle with another stable in his company. It's time for THE ADMINISTRATOR NETWORK to save this company and quite possibly save the entire industry in the process.

Administrator waves the camera off and we go back to ringside where Sebastian Duke and Mystica have just exited to the back and Theo Pryce and NAZI are just recovering after their hard fought battle. They seem a little uneasy about how things went with Carver and they're looking around as if they are expecting to see Shane or one of the Black Circle members...

As Pryce and Nazi finally make their way up the aisle toward the back, two men in Guy Fawkes masks dressed in all black jump the barricade yielding baseball bats and attack from behind!

One man lands a brutal shot to Theo Pryce's head which sends him crashing down on the ramp. Nazi is caught in the back of the knee cap by a vicious swing that buckles him and sends him crashing to the concrete floor. Both men pull Pryce to his knees and then one hoists him up as the other crashes down SPIKE CRADLE PILEDRIVER! Pryce looks like he may be dead!

Now the men grab Nazi and send him off of the ramp 20 feet below onto the hard cold concrete! The fans are in shock as they let out a loud "Oooooooh!!"

Next, one of the masked men takes a few steps back. He looks into the masses of fans who are awestruck, not really knowing what to expect. Next he takes a running start and takes flight! Shooting star leg drop onto the concrete!

Fans: Holy shit... holy shit... holy shit...

Pryce, Nazi and one of these masked men are absolutely motionless as the fans go nuts, still not completely sure who is under the masks but they have some strong hopes! The other masked man makes his way down off the ramp onto the concrete and tries to revive his masked partner in crime. As he hoists him up on his shoulder the lights flicker on and off then off for about five seconds. When they return, Nazi and Theo Pryce are left laying in a pool of their own blood and the masked men are nowhere to be found...

"Applaud, ladies and gentlemen..."

That voice... it's THE ADMINISTRATOR!

He steps out onto the stage with a mic in his hand, looking at the handy work of those two masked individuals.

Admin: This is the part where we all applaud.

He drops the mic and claps slowly, keeping a stern face as the fans aren't sure how to react. As his clapping increases in speed, more fans join in and an overall cheer begins to fill the air. Sometimes the uncertainty and mysterious components of a situation can be very exciting because THERE'S NO TELLING what could happen next... and that's how The Administration Network likes it.

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01-10-2014, 11:28 AM
Post: #2
Two weeks in a row I have defeated the Black Circle's resident NAZI. Beyond a shadow of a doubt, the man is weak. It's either that, or the force of Darkness is too strong for the Black Circle.

Theo Pryce...

I'm now coming for the crown.

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01-10-2014, 11:30 AM
Post: #3
(01-10-2014 11:28 AM)Sebastian Duke Said:  Two weeks in a row I have defeated the Black Circle's resident NAZI. Beyond a shadow of a doubt, the man is weak. It's either that, or the force of Darkness is too strong for the Black Circle.

Theo Pryce...

I'm now coming for the crown.

Bring it.



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01-10-2014, 12:38 PM
Post: #4
he coming for you SUCKA!

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01-10-2014, 12:42 PM
Post: #5
(01-10-2014 12:38 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:  he coming for you SUCKA!

Yes Peter I understand that. I have a grasp on reading comprehension. Try it sometime. Might save us all from having to listen to your contradictory nonsense.



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01-10-2014, 12:52 PM
Post: #6
'The Father' is not happy with the recent turns the XWF has taken... It's no wonder he has awoken from his slumber! It's no wonder 'the father' calls for A LIVE SACRIFICE! The time for The Black Circle to conquer IS NOW! And that sacrifice will be THE ADMINISTRATOR, ELI JAMES and anyone else who opposes us!

The Black Circle will have no trouble snuffing out multiple fires. Who ever said the double guillotine went out of style? It may be physically troublesome to transport but the payoff is very much worth it when it arrives. I'm thinking the old "Double Header" might be making an appearance on Warfare next week... and I'm thinking The Administrator and Eli James can share the blade together.

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01-10-2014, 01:09 PM
Post: #7
I apologize for the brutality, dear Black Circle members. I saw an opportunity for greatness and took it by the horns. I do hope you understand -- human nature and all that.

Well, if I were human...

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01-10-2014, 01:11 PM
Post: #8
(01-10-2014 12:42 PM)Theo Pryce Said:  
(01-10-2014 12:38 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:  he coming for you SUCKA!

Yes Peter I understand that. I have a grasp on reading comprehension. Try it sometime. Might save us all from having to listen to your contradictory nonsense.

Reading? You're one daft motherfucker, you know that, right? Congratulations, you can listen. Too bad you're too stupid to realize the difference between the two words, or maybe their meanings are twisted in that coke crippled brain of yours? It really doesn't make a difference though, seeing as though I can actually see you losing to Sebastian Duke.

Yeah, you're that awful. Fuck it, you already took one loss to the big ass waste of space as is.
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01-10-2014, 01:15 PM
Post: #9
(01-10-2014 12:42 PM)Theo Pryce Said:  
(01-10-2014 12:38 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:  he coming for you SUCKA!

Yes Peter I understand that. I have a grasp on reading comprehension. Try it sometime. Might save us all from having to listen to your contradictory nonsense.


SUCK MY DICK!

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01-10-2014, 01:18 PM
Post: #10
(01-10-2014 01:11 PM)Jessie-ica Diaz Said:  
(01-10-2014 12:42 PM)Theo Pryce Said:  
(01-10-2014 12:38 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:  he coming for you SUCKA!

Yes Peter I understand that. I have a grasp on reading comprehension. Try it sometime. Might save us all from having to listen to your contradictory nonsense.

Reading? You're one daft motherfucker, you know that, right? Congratulations, you can listen. Too bad you're too stupid to realize the difference between the two words, or maybe their meanings are twisted in that coke crippled brain of yours? It really doesn't make a difference though, seeing as though I can actually see you losing to Sebastian Duke.

Yeah, you're that awful. Fuck it, you already took one loss to the big ass waste of space as is.

And what exactly have you done except be carried to the Trios titles by the one member of your team that isn't around anymore? What happens when you have to actually defend those titles and you don't have ESP to protect you? Do me a favor Jessie, shut your mouth before you end up losing a few teeth you silver tongued bull dyke.



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01-10-2014, 01:18 PM
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"Peter, you're still not going to do shit, you best worry about our match."

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01-10-2014, 01:32 PM
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(01-10-2014 01:18 PM)Theo Pryce Said:  
(01-10-2014 01:11 PM)Jessie-ica Diaz Said:  
(01-10-2014 12:42 PM)Theo Pryce Said:  Yes Peter I understand that. I have a grasp on reading comprehension. Try it sometime. Might save us all from having to listen to your contradictory nonsense.

Reading? You're one daft motherfucker, you know that, right? Congratulations, you can listen. Too bad you're too stupid to realize the difference between the two words, or maybe their meanings are twisted in that coke crippled brain of yours? It really doesn't make a difference though, seeing as though I can actually see you losing to Sebastian Duke.

Yeah, you're that awful. Fuck it, you already took one loss to the big ass waste of space as is.

And what exactly have you done except be carried to the Trios titles by the one member of your team that isn't around anymore? What happens when you have to actually defend those titles and you don't have ESP to protect you? Do me a favor Jessie, shut your mouth before you end up losing a few teeth you silver tongued bull dyke.

Hey look everyone! Theo Pryce is a fucking idiot who uses the argument of everyone else and their fucking mother, despite the fact that it holds no fucking weight at all in the world! Fact is, I was the one who kinda sorta, oh right: won the fucking match. You know, pulling down the belts? Overcoming the odds, all that good shit? Yeah.

But before that, I was beating Mystica. Something you couldn't do, even with Sebastian Duke's bumbling ass weighing him down.

"What am I going to do when ESP isn't around to defend me?" - the same god damn thing I've been doing: be fucking awesome. But wait, aren't you looking for someone who's going to protect you? Someone who won't overshadow you? Isn't that why you whined and cried and bitched like only a Theo Pryce could do because you were scared Olive Pendershore was supposedly "dragging you down" and now, despite the fact that she won her right, you get Shane to make her fight for that right again. Why don't you put your own shot on the line too, you fucking spineless imp?

Do it, come on you fucking coward I dare you.

Oh right, I shouldn't expect a posh little pussy like you to actually do something like that: you might break a nail.
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01-10-2014, 01:55 PM
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01-10-2014, 05:42 PM
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Jessie, I am not Peter Gilmour, I don't punk out of a challenge, nor do I need crazy stipulations in order to step foot in the ring, so I'll tell you what. If Olive loses this match, which will in effect show me that she didn't earn her spot on my team, and it is very much my team since I was the one who scored the pin to begin with, but if she loses this match I will give her one last chance to fight for the trios titles by facing me one on one with my 1/3 on the line. And because I am such a great guy I will even invite you to guest ref if you want just so you can be close to the action.



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01-10-2014, 05:51 PM
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(01-10-2014 05:42 PM)Theo Pryce Said:  Jessie, I am not Peter Gilmour, I don't punk out of a challenge, nor do I need crazy stipulations in order to step foot in the ring, so I'll tell you what. If Olive loses this match, which will in effect show me that she didn't earn her spot on my team, and it is very much my team since I was the one who scored the pin to begin with, but if she loses this match I will give her one last chance to fight for the trios titles by facing me one on one with my 1/3 on the line. And because I am such a great guy I will even invite you to guest ref if you want just so you can be close to the action.

Well, color me not very much impressed. However, I am sort of glad that you aren't as spineless as I thought you were. Way to go, you're a fucking vertebrate. I'm sure your family's proud of you.

However, I love just how quick you are to flip flop positions, to drop that little attitude right after you get everything you said thrown right back at you. However, since you're asking nicely, I'd be glad to be the referee for your match with Olive, should she lose.
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01-10-2014, 07:07 PM
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(01-10-2014 01:18 PM)Michael McBride Said:  "Peter, you're still not going to do shit, you best worry about our match."

watch what I do to you Mikey.. You surely won't like it ;)

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01-10-2014, 07:27 PM
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(01-10-2014 07:07 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:  
(01-10-2014 01:18 PM)Michael McBride Said:  "Peter, you're still not going to do shit, you best worry about our match."

watch what I do to you Mikey.. You surely won't like it ;)


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01-10-2014, 08:35 PM
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watch ur back Mikey.. Watch your back..

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01-10-2014, 10:04 PM
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"Oh please Peter. I've been told that me whole life and guess what. I'm still here breathing."

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01-10-2014, 10:37 PM
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U won't be for long. Trust me

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01-10-2014, 11:00 PM
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"I'm sorry, I wasn't listening to the shit that was coming out of your mouth."

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01-11-2014, 08:42 AM
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just like my band sings.. YOU'RE GONNA FUCKIN' LISTEN!

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01-11-2014, 08:44 AM
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(01-11-2014 08:42 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:  just like my band sings.. YOU'RE GONNA FUCKIN' LISTEN!

Wha-

Huh?

What the fucking shit?

Seriously, what?

What the fuck are you trying to communicate? Holy shit you're an idiot.
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01-11-2014, 08:46 AM
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Mr. Gilmour. In light of recent situations, I do formally request that you drop this vulgar language.

Think of the children, dear Peter. If not for our sake then please think of the children.

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01-11-2014, 10:15 AM
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FUCK THE CHILDREN!

and FUCK YOU!

*smacks the Linguist with the Book of Truth aka the Bible*

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01-11-2014, 10:16 AM
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(01-11-2014 08:44 AM)Jessie-ica Diaz Said:  
(01-11-2014 08:42 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:  just like my band sings.. YOU'RE GONNA FUCKIN' LISTEN!

Wha-

Huh?

What the fucking shit?

Seriously, what?

What the fuck are you trying to communicate? Holy shit you're an idiot.



^^ this u insolent prick

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01-11-2014, 11:59 AM
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(01-11-2014 10:16 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:  
(01-11-2014 08:44 AM)Jessie-ica Diaz Said:  
(01-11-2014 08:42 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:  just like my band sings.. YOU'RE GONNA FUCKIN' LISTEN!

Wha-

Huh?

What the fucking shit?

Seriously, what?

What the fuck are you trying to communicate? Holy shit you're an idiot.



^^ this u insolent prick

Correction: holy shit you're an idiot with shitty taste in music.
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01-11-2014, 12:11 PM
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least my band has been in the top 10 over the past few months..

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01-11-2014, 12:12 PM
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(01-11-2014 10:15 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:  FUCK THE CHILDREN!

and FUCK YOU!

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Believe what you want to believe, you insolent cretin. But the only Book of Truth is a good old fashioned dictionary. And clearly you could do with one.

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01-11-2014, 12:20 PM
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and i could do without hearing your monotonous voice

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01-11-2014, 12:42 PM
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(01-11-2014 08:46 AM)The Linguist Said:  Mr. Gilmour. In light of recent situations, I do formally request that you drop this vulgar language.

Think of the children, dear Peter. If not for our sake then please think of the children.

The Linguist eh? I was once known as 'The Cunnilinguist', but I suppose I mustn't be vulgar enough to explain why in the presence of your innocence.


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01-11-2014, 01:16 PM
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(01-11-2014 12:20 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:  and i could do without hearing your monotonous voice

And I could do without the displeasure of knowing you lurk the same halls as I. However, I must be gentlemanly, because I know that is something you have never been yourself. So good day to you.

(01-11-2014 12:42 PM)Neonero Said:  
(01-11-2014 08:46 AM)The Linguist Said:  Mr. Gilmour. In light of recent situations, I do formally request that you drop this vulgar language.

Think of the children, dear Peter. If not for our sake then please think of the children.

The Linguist eh? I was once known as 'The Cunnilinguist', but I suppose I mustn't be vulgar enough to explain why in the presence of your innocence.

Are you implying that I am myself a child, Mr. Nero? And as a master of all things intellectual - be it vulgarity the bunch of you spew, or the real, proper English grammar that I convey. In other words I do, indeed, know what a Cunnilinguist is, Mr. Nero. And not wanting to make any enemies, other than the exception of Mr. Gilmour here, the best I can say is... Congratulations. But I fail to see how that is even vaguely related to the previous conversation, or in-fact my facade?

And trust me, Mr. Nero. I can handle vulgar language. But I don't believe that that kind of tone is suitable for... some of our audience members.

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01-11-2014, 01:20 PM
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i am the master of foreplay and cunninguist as well. i make all the women wet in their panties ;)

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01-11-2014, 01:22 PM
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(01-11-2014 01:16 PM)The Linguist Said:  Are you implying that I am myself a child, Mr. Nero? And as a master of all things intellectual - be it vulgarity the bunch of you spew, or the real, proper English grammar that I convey. In other words I do, indeed, know what a Cunnilinguist is, Mr. Nero. And not wanting to make any enemies, other than the exception of Mr. Gilmour here, the best I can say is... Congratulations. But I fail to see how that is even vaguely related to the previous conversation, or in-fact my facade?

And trust me, Mr. Nero. I can handle vulgar language. But I don't believe that that kind of tone is suitable for... some of our audience members.

Who are these members you're protecting? If people can't handle a few 'f bombs' they probably shouldn't be watching a blood thirsty show where people talk about guillotines as a living memory.

So your intention was to affront Monsieur Gilmour...Why? Do you like to throw in with the stoning crowd? Is that how you gain acceptance? I suppose if I walked poncing around the way you do, with that ridiculous schnozz up in the air, I might resort to such tactics to get 'in' with the in crowd. But, oh, wait. You even referred to it as a 'facade', so you've already subconsciously accepted that I know what you are. I need not elaborate further; save to say, Gilmour probably isn't the guy you want to pick a fight with, if you actually want to come back with any teeth.

You and Hank Lane would make a fantastic tag team. He could be the butch and you could be the...

And, may I add, as you espouse being a linguist, perhaps you could refer to me as either 'Mr. Neonero' or 'Mr. Cyn'. Nero is not my surname; such a basic mistake for someone of your 'calibre'.

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(01-11-2014 01:20 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:  i am the master of foreplay and cunninguist as well. i make all the women wet in their panties ;)

It is at this point, when Jessie Kea pulls out a small, handheld mirror, that she herself looks surprised to own, let alone carry around with her. Disregarding that fact, she looks into it, speaking right at her own reflection.

Hey me, I have a question.

What is it, me?

Are you wet right now?

Not at all!

Exactly.
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01-11-2014, 01:46 PM
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(01-11-2014 01:22 PM)Neonero Said:  Who are these members you're protecting? If people can't handle a few 'f bombs' they probably shouldn't be watching a blood thirsty show where people talk about guillotines as a living memory.

Fair point. I withdraw my rebuttal in that regard.

(01-11-2014 01:22 PM)Neonero Said:  So your intention was to affront Monsieur Gilmour...Why? Do you like to throw in with the stoning crowd? Is that how you gain acceptance? I suppose if I walked poncing around the way you do, with that ridiculous schnozz up in the air, I might resort to such tactics to get 'in' with the in crowd. But, oh, wait. You even referred to it as a 'facade', so you've already subconsciously accepted that I know what you are. I need not elaborate further; save to say, Gilmour probably isn't the guy you want to pick a fight with, if you actually want to come back with any teeth.

I imagine Mr. Gilmour be the type similar to that of a school bully. One who cannot really speak for himself, but would sooner attack you than say a simple 'excuse me'. I am not afraid to say that on an intellectual level, I am certainly higher than Mr. Gilmour. But that's not a very impressive feat, is it? Now, on a physical level? Let's just say I would rather not test any theories regarding that matter.

And I was not aware that I was throwing stones with the crowd. ...I assume that Mr. Gilmour receives rather a lot of heat for actions such as this?


(01-11-2014 01:22 PM)Neonero Said:  You and Hank Lane would make a fantastic tag team. He could be the butch and you could be the...

I beg your pardon!?

(01-11-2014 01:22 PM)Neonero Said:  And, may I add, as you espouse being a linguist, perhaps you could refer to me as either 'Mr. Neonero' or 'Mr. Cyn'. Nero is not my surname; such a basic mistake for someone of your 'calibre'.

Ah, I see. I do apologise, Mr. Cyn. I had no prior knowledge of your preferred way of being addressed. You can see where I might have gotten confused, being new here and all. This little slip up shall not happen again, I can assure you of that... between the two of us, at least.

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01-11-2014, 01:49 PM
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(01-11-2014 01:46 PM)The Linguist Said:  I beg your pardon!?

I grant it not! Good day sir!

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01-11-2014, 03:45 PM
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hey nero.. lets team up to shut this loser up for good.. waddya say? itll be like when we teamed up at lethal lottery 1

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01-11-2014, 03:55 PM
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Don't do it Nero. Don't lower yourself. You're too good for that.



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01-11-2014, 05:31 PM
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(01-11-2014 01:20 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:  i am the master of foreplay and cunninguist as well. i make all the women wet in their panties ;)

"I find that hard believe Peter. No woman gets by you. Hell you don't have women fans, even your wife is a tranny, so that doesn't count. I guess not only are you a sore loser, you're a liar as well."

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