Well, tonight I'm booked against... The Schlong? What type of sick freak is this? It doesn't matter, what matters is that in a few hours, The Natural will strut in front of his English fans, and give them a show that they shan't soon forget. Mr.Schlongathan, I am going to fuck up your pearly whites, and when I'm done, I'm gonna carve "nTa" into your pretty pink gums to guarantee that you will never forget about Dat Nigga Named Natural. Until then I am Naturally


Mr.Natural raises his eyebrow

Yours!