Jenna is atrutting her stuff wih a black dress on and rolling her luggage to the locker room but gets stopped by some english prick!


Jenna! Jenna Silver! Its a pleasure to meet you. Do you care to answer a few questions? Before you say anything, no they aren't sexual ones.


I suppose I can do that for you if you promise me some tea and crumpets later.


Of course, Mrs. Silver! Everyone's geta some lata from Mr. Smokeman himself. Now onto the fiest question. How do you feel about your first opponent Gavin Graves?


I'm sorry but who? I've never heard of him and that's saying something because I know everyone because I usually have sex with everyone or flirt or someimes even masterbate for them. Sometimes when they don't know I'm doing right behind them. Sorry, Liz. I mean What? Oh yeah, Gavin Graves! Is he a pornstar that does Necrophilia because then I might know who he is. I met a guy once who regorded himself fucking his dead wife in her grave...it was pretty bad. I think he's the one who killed her too. He did have a pornstache so he might be an actor but what do I know? I certainly don't know Gavin Graves and it won't matter because I'm going to sit on his face and win again! I like winning.


Ok then...Next question, Mrs. Silver...What about Solange?


Orange? I thought it was a black chick? Oh well. All I know is that she is Mr. Naturals bitch. I'm not sure if that counts for anything because at the pay per view thingy Mr. Natural looked like Sid Feders bitch. Or should I say the headless horseman. So, a bitch of a bitch. I get paid to be guys bitches for a few hours but this girl chooses to be! I guess ill sit on her face too.


Wha-What is...nevermind. Mrs. Silver what are your thoughts on the final competitor, Matthew Mitchel?


Good question! What do I think of Emin-Marshall-Matthew Mitchell? Well he appears to be high all the time, um looks extremely familiar but can't quite put my name on it. He looks just like a guy I had sex with but he was famous and this guy isn't. At all actually, no one cares about this guy. This is the meanest I think I've ever been! See what Asia does to me?!


This is England, Mrs. Silver.


Whatever! Why don't you go brush your teeth in a giant teacup that flies around that dispenses crumpets. I actually don't even know what crumpets are! I hate this place already, lets go back to America!


That will be all, Mrs. Silver. God I hope she loses.

Fade to Black, Negro!


I love you, Liz!