Poll: Next, who should John Madison attempt to seduce?

Theo Pryce · (12-06-2013)

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After some discussion, it was decided that John Madison would visit Sid Feder.

Obviously this decision was out of Head of John Madison's control and left up to another power.

In his former mind he would have chosen to visit NAZI, Shane

, or more importantly, Mr. Supernova. After all, it was Mr. Supernova who had done this to hi with his botched science experiment. Fuck you Nova, now the real John Madison will have to live out the rest of his life as a head while this hooker walks around with his identity.

Anyway... Sid's house.

Fuck this, Sid's house was the last place Head of John Madison needed to be right now. What if Sid steals Head of John Madison and uses him as a punching bag or as a fuck toy?

Whoever put fake John Madison up to this is an asshole!

So here we are on the front steps of Sid's double wide trailer home. It looks like shit with its pink curtains and busted up door.

John Madison: "This looks like the place. Sid's house!"

Head of (the real) John Madison rolled his eyes up at the fake John Madison who carried him under her arm like some pet. HOJM's eyes were filled with anger as he stared up at the impostor who stole everything from him. The impostor John Madison who took the real John Madison's crown to Lethal Lotto 2 and lost it to Theo Pryce in some shitty match that the real John Madison would never come up with.

HOJM: "How the fuck did you come to this decision in the first place? Take me home right now, you bitch!"

John Madison: "Oh hush, John. You know you're excited. You're always talking about Sid and Flo."

John Madison took her two fingers and placed them on HOJM's forehead. It was always the same two fingers on her left hand that allowed her to use her special powers. Her gentle touch on [fore]Head Of John Madison caused Head Of John Madison to become imprisoned in an indefinite trance.

Meanwhile, the door to the Feders remained unanswered.

John Madison: "Why isn't this asshole answering his door?"

Another set of knocks, and another set of minutes pass by with still no answer from inside the home.

John Madison: "Hmm. Sid must not be home, huh John? It's your lucky day because I had planned on using your skull to bash his face in. Oh well, I brought something else for Sid."

The whore walks back to her car with HOJM still wedged between her elbow and hip. She rolls HOJM into the passenger's seat, and pops open the trunk. Female John Madison reaches inside and pulls out the male, headless body of John Madison. The body has been stripped down to nothing but flesh. We also notice that the penis has been torn off, almost like a wolf took it off with its teeth.

John Madison takes the headless, dickheadless, corpse of the old John Madison, and carries it to Sid Feder's front porch. She flips HOJM's body over so that the scars from Sid's artwork are showing. As you recall, it was Sid Feder who, at Gauntlet City, branded John with:

Feders Were Here

Brag About It

John Madison also shoves a crack rock up the butthole as a bonus gift for the Feders.

John Madison: "That should do for now. Now, who should I visit next?"

Poll: Next, who should John Madison attempt to seduce? You do not have permission to vote in this poll.
NAZI	33.33%	3	33.33%
Mr. Supernova	22.22%	2	22.22%
Luca Arzegotti	22.22%	2	22.22%
Theo Pryce	22.22%	2	22.22%
Total		9 vote(s)	100%

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