The scene opens in a diner with the name of "McBurgerFilet." Jenna and hee friend Joey are just enjoying a nice relaxing dinner while talking about their feelings.

Joey, have you ever had the opportunity to go to english but decided that you might hate it because everyone's ugly there?


Girl, I have always wanted to go to England. It is England and not English by the way. It is just so FAAAAABOOOOULOUS!!! I heard you can be the most gorgeous ascots ever in England! Not to mention the guys there...are still pretty ugly but c'mon! BIG Ben! You know you want to, Jenna don't be scared.


I know I want to, Joey but seriously Here in the LA is my home and I don't like to go anywhere else unless its for wrestling.


Speaking of wrestlin' how is that goin? You still wrestling sexy, sweaty, hunks of meats? Oh and have you looked into see if Luca Arzegotti likes guys?


No I haven't and I can almost certainly positively guarantee that he does so I don't need to really ask. As for the first question, yes, yes I do still wrestle sweaty guys in spandex and they roll all over me and pin me to the ground but so far I've been doing he pinning. Oh and I still don't know who attacked me that one time. I think it mightve been Sebastian Duke in an orange wig.


No doubt that was Duke! He's the only guy in make up that I don't approve
of! Anyways, England can't be that bad! It has so many attractions, tea, crumpets, tea cups, more tea, and bad teeth! The bad teeth thing isn't exactly good...TEA!

Ok, Joey my real problem is that I fell in love with someone and this isn't just some "I want to fuck your brains out" kind of love this is genuine love, Joey! The problem Is though that she doesn't know that I love her...I don't think. She might but what if I confront her about it and then she justs slaps my boob and laughs! It would probably turn me on but I want her to LLLLLLLOVE ME DAMMIT! Not that slut whore Jessie...


I cannot believe my perfectly rounded ears right now! The Ex-pornstar Jenna Silver is actually in love with someone?!?!? O Mai Gawd! Which one is it, Jen?


Its, Liz. Shes just so gorgeous and I just want to shove my face and her asshole and just do extremely erotic things to each other! I mean...Actually, that's exactly what I mean! I love her! I have a lesbian Crush on her and I'm proud to say it!


There you go, Jenna that's what I like to hear! Say it proud say you love the same gender and you don't care what others think. Here I'll go first!


Joey stretches his arms and stands on top of the booth they were both sitting at and places both of his hands on his bright yellow leather pants.


I love Penis and I don't care who knows!


!


He sits back down and takes a big gay sigh of relief.


See? Its not that hard. Now you do that but in front of Liz but say that you love her instead. Will you do it?!


You're Right! Joey, You are a really good and friend and you have an awesome taste in fashion! But now thats finished we can start a new topic! Joey, I've been meaning to ask you this anyways but what do you do for a living?


Joey looks at Jenna and sticks his chin out and does that black girl finger thingy.


Girl, I walk the streets offering horny gays my dick. I mean seriously who wouldn't want my 2 and a half inch dick.


!


Hey, buddy why don't you mind your own business you fuckin' creep


Small Dick, !


SUCK MY DICK!


!


Just let it go Joey. Oh, and please never say that again. That sentence scares me because it reminds me of the someone...


Peter Gilmour? That guy is unwantable even from a gay guy like me.


Ain't that the truth. How has Megan been doing? I haven't seen her for like a year and she was like my best friend that I did like everything with! I mean everything, Joey.


She's in San Francisco and may I say that her brand new tits are just Double Deluxe, baby. If you know what I mean. You should actually go find her and go motor boat her or something I'm sure she'd let you.


Yeah, that is true but I have more important things to do with my life. Maybe one day ill go and find her but for now I'm busy trying to get Liz to love me. Jeez look at the time I better get going, Joey.


Yup, I better get back to my corner. I needed a chance to refil my sack anyways. See ya, Jenna!

They both got up and left. Thats it. They left. Story over. Get out of here. The stories done!