I've been trying to figure out who to pencil in for the loss to our king at Lethal Lottery and I've got to tell you... my potatoes are in a bunch just looking at this list of names who I have to choose from.

Out of the remaining names who are signed on for the pay per view and aren't already in another match, these are the ones who stand out as possibly being booked..

Theo Pryce - This guy has been on top of his game since his arrival and he doesn't piss me off every time I see him. He could probably give our king a run for the money.

Dean McGovern - This ass child molester doesn't deserve shit aside from being decapitated. This might be the way to get that done.

Tri Bute - I still don't know what's going on with this crack pot, but I admit I enjoy watching him put his feather to work. He could be our future king.

So what's it going to be? Who do you idiots think should get the shot at the XWF Crown?

Theo could be the next NAZI if he continues to work hard.He might not be Bkack Circle but hes my brother.

Theo, I love you my brother.

NAZI, I love you. Shane, I love you. Luca, Eli, Nova, I love you all! Come give your kinga hug.

Shane comes in for the hug but first...

: Let's not forget about potato.

He pulls the potato out of his pants pocket and wiggles it in the air like it's doing a dance. Shane makes a high pitched voice and puts the potato in front of his mouth so we think it's the potato talking.

The Potato: I want a hug too! I promise not to explode!

Shane pets the potato and gives it a kiss.

Hugs for everyone. And by everyone I mean the Black Circle. The rest of you wannabe's can go hug each other. Just stay away from Barney Green, I hear he has some form of VD. Probably got that from Rose.

Jenny stops as she passes by, clearly wants to pipe up and say something, but thinks better of it considering who that might get her involved with. She smiles to Shane and continues walking to... Wherever she's going.

Dean certainly does not deserve a shot.
Theo's a decent shout, but of the three Tri Bute deserves the shot the most.
It's a shame that three of the four people that I would say deserve a shot the most aren't available to compete.

3x Xtreme Champion
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1x Universal Champion

(11-19-2013, 01:57 PM)SteveDavids Said: Dean certainly does not deserve a shot.
Theo's a decent shout, but of the three Tri Bute deserves the shot the most.
It's a shame that three of the four people that I would say deserve a shot the most aren't available to compete.

"Last time I checked PAYBACK's schedule looks free."

Congratulations to Theo Pryce who received an overwhelming 60% of the votes!

Hah, Black Circle wins again. Eat shit the rest of you.

Thank you again to Shane for extending by vacation by booking me against my brother.

By the way... Theo, you're responsible for the drinks and ordering pizza for our match party.

I say we do a double count out. I know what you're thinkin', "what if someone cashes in their briefcase, John?!" Don't worry, I got it covered. They can't win the crown on a count out.

Pizza and drinks on the house. Come one come all. Except Gilmour, wouldn't want the staples from his tummy tuck to burst open.

me want PIIIIZZZZZAAAAAA

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

I hope by drinks you mean apple cider.

“Drinking is such a necessity to human life that people cannot fathom an individual who, like a child confined to a church pew, gets little enjoyment out of it and would rather do other things.”
― Criss Jami

(11-20-2013, 01:10 PM)Anthony Jarvis Powell Said: I hope by drinks you mean apple cider.

Or instead, how 'bout a nice, tall glass of shut the fuck up?

How about no? I will not be kept quiet until XWF is rid of this trash most people use for "a good time."

“Drinking is such a necessity to human life that people cannot fathom an individual who, like a child confined to a church pew, gets little enjoyment out of it and would rather do other things.”
― Criss Jami

Well...now, that's what I like to see! A pointless talent wasting his time and life on an equally pointless task. Good job Powell! You have fun on that crusade. Meanwhile, I'm off to chase the dragon until I'm required to actually pretend to contribute as a GM.


Seriously though, who am I kidding with that statement?


I don't bother to pretend I contribute. Hell, I'm not even in my office half the time. I just put an overly abundant, leafy plant in my chair and keep the door closed. It looks close enough to me really being in there through the tinted glass window on my office door.

*yawns* Mr. Powell, needs a hobby....I would say light up, but then I remembered. Shit.