Without further delay, I'm issuing my challenge for the Lethal Lottery. Smoke Man, I'm coming straight for that throat, and while I'm at it: I'm gonna kill two birds with one stone. I'm coming for that title too. Hell yeah Smoke, that title about to be mine. So wassup Steam? What do you say, like I need your approval but hell it would be "nice" to get a response.

So now that you're back from whatever hole you dug yourself into, you feel the need to face me for my title at the Lethal Lottery pay-per-view? I'm sorry mate, but that's not how things work. So I think I'll be holding onto my title.

I would say I'm sorry but really, I didn't want to face you anyway.

Smoke Man's shaking in his boots

3x Xtreme Champion
1x Briefcase Holder
1x Television Champion
1x Universal Champion

Oh I see. That ass scared to face D3xN. It's Ok but last time I checked, a true champion defended his title against any challenger so with that being sad, you sir are 1 of 2 things. You're either 1: A pussy ass excuse of a champion or 2: a scared ass bitch. So ask yourself: Which one of these descriptions do you fit under?

I think I'm secret option number 3; someone who instead chooses to use his head rather than run headlong into battle. A champion is not just about beating up everyone who stands in your way - as fun as it is. A champion is about proving you're better than everyone else who thinks they're better than you and quite frankly, I don't need to prove that I'm better than you. That would just be redundant, now wouldn't it?

Yep.

How come all the weird kinky stuff in the world reminds you people of me!?

Solange: OMG! Here goes this crusty, no talent havin', ratchet pussy ass bitch again. Bitch, could you please sit yo fast ass down you movin' to much bitch. You like Mr.Burns runnin' to all the channel stations to try and scare Homer.
Shit if you want to fight me bitch then just say it

Mr.Natural: And as for you Steam, fuck it you ain't gotta defend your title I'm cool with that. I still wanna whoop up yo ass though. So like I asked, Wassup?

OOC: If you're wondering why I'm speaking as 2 people, I control 2 characters (I mean it's obvious but just in case), and 2: I ain't 2 young to know about some Simpsons! Show me some love

Gee, I'd LOVE to request a match against you, Solange... But.... Uhhh... I'm.... Busy that day?.... That and I don't wrestle slimy, skanky whores as a rule.

OOC: I watched The Simpsons since I was 5-ish.... Is that bad?.... Is that why I am like I am? XD

How come all the weird kinky stuff in the world reminds you people of me!?

Solange: Damn how many scared ass mothafuckas is in this damn company now? Bich shut that bullshit up Shane schedule the damn match for Lethal Lottery I want this bitch in a match.

OOC: Ain't nothin wrong with The Simpsons it's not bad Ann

Hey Bitch nigga, I think I have first dibs on completely slaughtering Smoke Man. You better get to the back of the fucking line son. That's not how things work around here anymore.

Solange: Ooh and who dis damn bitch? Bitch if you don't shut the fuck up ima slap yo goddamn ass back and forth and have that ass jumpin like u damn Kris Kros. Betta shut the fuck up ho!

OOC: hey new person. Nice to meet you!

'Completely slaughtering' me, Liz? I don't think so. If you have first dibs on anything, it's that you've got exactly what's coming to you after what you had done to our boss. By now I'm surprised he hasn't fired you, but I guess he just wants to make you suffer.

Unfortunately Chris Kelly died this year, so you won't be having my ass "jumpin' like Kris Kross. And I'd love to see you try to slap me. I'd be funnier than a Peter Gilmour workout video.

OOC: Sup playa!

(11-17-2013, 04:18 PM)Smoke Man Said: 'Completely slaughtering' me, Liz? I don't think so. If you have first dibs on anything, it's that you've got exactly what's coming to you after what you had done to our boss. By now I'm surprised he hasn't fired you, but I guess he just wants to make you suffer.

Oh Smokey, naive naive Smokey. I'm sure Bossman isn't going to do shit to me. He hasn't fired me because he knows that it will only mean that I won the war. He's not makin' me suffer. Oh no, he's just adding fuel to a gigantic fire that's bound to erupt anytime soon.

That fire will erupt, alright. And when it does, it will choke the air out of your lungs and sent you careening straight to hell with a broken arm. You may have started the war Liz, but it's not over. Not yet, and not by a long shot.

Grab my potato. Go on now... grab it. Don't be afraid. It's not a bomb or anything. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Solange: Ladies and Gentlemen, The Struggle of an Irrelevant Nigga and Bitch! It's bound to be a Box Office Smash. How bout y'all both shut the fuck up especially you Liz. You dare me to slap you? Bitch, you betta be careful of what the fuck you wish for cuz yo ass might just get it! The fuck I look like to you? Bitch you ain't real! If you real the wassup wit them hands at Lethal Lottery?

You call me irrelevant? Where the hell have you been the last few months. Sitting in portapotties jerkin' off random men to make a quick buck to feed you're crack addiction. Bitch please get the fuck out of here with this bullshit. Before you speak, make sure you're speaking correct English and not that "ghetto" language.

Solange: Bitch, does this look like fucking English class to you? Now I really wanna slap yo goddamn ass. And where have I been? Idk, doing important shit, making more money in a month than you do in 3 days. I mean it's difficult living life in the Upper Class I don't recommend you try it.

(11-17-2013, 05:39 PM)Mr.Natural Said: Solange: Bitch, does this look like fucking English class to you? Now I really wanna slap yo goddamn ass. And where have I been? Idk, doing important shit, making more money in a month than you do in 3 days. I mean it's difficult living life in the Upper Class I don't recommend you try it.

Whoa, whoa, wait a second there, Solange. Don't you mean, making more money in three days than Liz does in a month? If not, well, you haven't really proven anything or given your point any sort of effect.

Actually, what have you proven around here? What have you proven anywhere, exactly? Nothing? Yeah, that's likely it. For someone to have to name himself Mr. Natural just screams of superficiality. There's nothing natural or interesting about him, or you. Now go and try to make a name for yourself by challenging for the most meaningless title here, you waste of space.

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(11-17-2013, 04:03 PM)Mr.Natural Said: Solange: Damn how many scared ass mothafuckas is in this damn company now? Bich shut that bullshit up Shane schedule the damn match for Lethal Lottery I want this bitch in a match.

I fear you, Solange. About as much as children fear candy!

You do as much damage as candy, too.... Sounds like a lot? I'd laugh as it pitifully took you years to knock a couple of my teeth out.... Of course, in seconds you would be laying face down on the mat locked in some torturous submission hold screaming your submission.

That's if I were willing to give you the fucking time of day, Solame.

How come all the weird kinky stuff in the world reminds you people of me!?

I swear, this bitch has the mental capacity of a fuckin' preschooler.

Solange: Man fuck the both of you ratchet ass bitches! Not nan 1 of y'all phasing this bitch right here. I'll tell you what, since y'all so bad, come see about me. Don't talk shit about what you're gonna do to me, just go ahead and do the bullshit!

Y'know... If you talked less senseless shit, you might understand the things people are saying. I... Don't want.... To face you. Honestly, I think Liz here would be a 10x better opponent, and I personally think she can't wrestle for shit. Soooo.... Move along, Solange. Go back to Loserville.

How come all the weird kinky stuff in the world reminds you people of me!?

Solange: Bitch please, we all know your ass to scared. You were scared when I first wanted to whoop yo ass months ago and your scared now!

OOC: Gtg to school see y'all in the PM