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Johntlet City
11-14-2013, 07:09 AM
Post: #1
Since we're coming close to the end of Lethal Lotto, I say we do a big ten man gauntlet for the KING of the XWF Title!

Entering at #2... John Madison!

I've also added my brother NAZI to the match.


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2. John Madison
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10. NAZI

or I can go back to my vacation, whatever.

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11-14-2013, 08:05 AM
Post: #2
"Well, since my name is John I feel that I almost have to enter Johntlet City by default."

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11-14-2013, 08:10 AM
Post: #3
(11-14-2013 08:05 AM)John Raide Said:  "Well, since my name is John I feel that I almost have to enter Johntlet City by default."

In that case, seeing how my name is Daniel, I almost have to enter Johntlet City too.

Or not. Whatever.

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11-14-2013, 08:15 AM
Post: #4
"Seeing how your name is Smoke Man I think you have to wait for Smoke City, which I believe follows Johntlet City, and may just be everyone sitting around getting baked. Not sure much is accomplished."

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11-14-2013, 08:19 AM
Post: #5
(11-14-2013 08:15 AM)John Raide Said:  "Seeing how your name is Smoke Man I think you have to wait for Smoke City, which I believe follows Johntlet City, and may just be everyone sitting around getting baked. Not sure much is accomplished."

This sounds like an excellent idea. I'll pencil it in for sometime in December.

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11-14-2013, 10:12 AM
Post: #6
Obviously I should be in this match.

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11-14-2013, 10:20 AM
Post: #7
(11-14-2013 10:12 AM)SteveDavids Said:  Obviously I should be in this match.

Hmm, and why's that? I mean, if it's so fucking obvious, you shouldn't have to provide your reasoning. However, since it really isn't that obvious, you're gonna have to. I mean, seriously? Steve Davids in a match for any title?

Should we just autonomously pencil this into your loss category?
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11-14-2013, 10:21 AM
Post: #8
Every Current champion should be thrown in there.

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11-14-2013, 10:24 AM
Post: #9
(11-14-2013 10:21 AM)Michael Radio Said:  Every Current champion should be thrown in there.

So we can see Michael Radio get the shit kicked out of him by everyone else in the match simultaneously despite it being a gauntlet match? Sounds like a fun time to me.
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11-14-2013, 10:26 AM
Post: #10
First Steve then Me? Damn girl you're on a hating roll!

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11-14-2013, 10:36 AM
Post: #11
(11-14-2013 10:30 AM)卐 NAZI 卐 Said:  
(11-14-2013 10:20 AM)Jessie-ica Diaz Said:  
(11-14-2013 10:12 AM)SteveDavids Said:  Obviously I should be in this match.

Hmm, and why's that? I mean, if it's so fucking obvious, you shouldn't have to provide your reasoning. However, since it really isn't that obvious, you're gonna have to. I mean, seriously? Steve Davids in a match for any title?

Should we just autonomously pencil this into your loss category?

Isn't his entire career pretty much already there?

Pretty much. No failure greater than his loss in the first Gauntlet match to none other than the geriatric in a hockey mask. The fact that he hasn't fallen down a flight of stairs and rendered himself clinically brain dead is a shocking, albeit saddening, occurrence.
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11-14-2013, 10:49 AM
Post: #12
punching my ticket for this! All I want is to kill the king!

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11-14-2013, 10:50 AM
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(11-14-2013 10:49 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:  punching my ticket for this! All I want is to kill the king!

You can't even comprehend what pesticides are. Regicide is way too far out of your league.
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11-14-2013, 10:51 AM
Post: #14
so is homicide for u ;)

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11-14-2013, 10:54 AM
Post: #15
(11-14-2013 10:51 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:  so is homicide for u ;)

Homocide of Peter Gilmour's arguments is as easy as your whore of a fiance. I don't go out threatening to actually kill anyone, so any other meaning of this comeback is fucking meaningless.

Jesus, I'm not sure if you could even commit suicide correctly.
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11-14-2013, 11:21 AM
Post: #16
If this gauntlet-- err-- JOHNTLET match does take place, it will be an honor to stand across the ring from that filthy nazi NAZI in the finals after I have heroically disposed of the other XWF superstars. HEROICALLY

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11-14-2013, 11:38 AM
Post: #17
That's good, let's get them excited.

You're going down NAZI! You filthy kraut

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11-14-2013, 12:10 PM
Post: #18
"Johntlet City huh? Looks like fun to me. So if this thing does go off. How do we get into it, or have you not thought of the whole thing yet?"

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11-14-2013, 01:00 PM
Post: #19
But Jessie, aren't I still in the lethal lottery... Unlike some? Back then I failed. Times change. Though shouldn't you realise that I am in te final 8 of the biggest tournament in XWF this year and you went out what seems like a life time ago. Do us all a favor and fall back into irrelevance whilst SOME of us continue to win.

Considering I have won my last three matches it doesn't really make a whole lot of sense.

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11-14-2013, 01:14 PM
Post: #20
(11-14-2013 01:00 PM)SteveDavids Said:  But Jessie, aren't I still in the lethal lottery... Unlike some? Back then I failed. Times change. Though shouldn't you realise that I am in te final 8 of the biggest tournament in XWF this year and you went out what seems like a life time ago. Do us all a favor and fall back into irrelevance whilst SOME of us continue to win.

Considering I have won my last three matches it doesn't really make a whole lot of sense.

Fuck me with a spoon (not really) that was excruciating. And yet, because of that, it really gave me a whole fucking lot to dissect.

First: Of the three matches you've been in, in the Lethal Lottery Tournament (the first one was actually against my team of misfit toys) you've gotten the fall in one of them. Congratulations, you fucking beat Barney Green. The most legendary hack to ever exist. Wow, that's a big deal...

Need I remind you that I've beaten your leader, Sebastian Duke?

Austin pinned Nash (like I called, well Nash dropping the ball that is) and Dr. Zero pinned Mystica. You didn't win those matches.

Second: Falling back into irrelevance? I'm sorry, but you leave and come back to the grand total of zero fucks given. You make it this far into the Lethal Lottery tournament, and people are still more fascinated by your teammate this round, and the lovely Egyptian Snow Pharaoh. No one gives a fuck about "Pyscho" number fucking seven thousand sixteen.

Might as well change your name to that, it's a lot more memorable than what is it, Steve Davids?

You mean I actually got it right? Wow, that's a shock.

Yeah, you stick around being the lowest bottomfeeder in the tournament, I'll be here with my third of the trios championship.

Oh, and for the fuck of it, three: "Though shouldn't you realise that I am in te final 8 of the biggest tournament in XWF this year..."

Real ice? teh final eight?

You'd think speaking the language named after your native country wouldn't be as hard as you make it.
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11-14-2013, 02:32 PM
Post: #21
im looking forward to te match

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11-14-2013, 07:38 PM
Post: #22
once again the king overlooks his competition.. that will lead to your downfall!

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11-14-2013, 07:40 PM
Post: #23
(11-14-2013 07:38 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:  once again the king overlooks his competition.. that will lead to your downfall!

Spoiler alert:

You aren't competition.
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11-14-2013, 07:41 PM
Post: #24
This couldn't possibly be rigged...

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11-14-2013, 07:45 PM
Post: #25
(11-14-2013 07:40 PM)Jessie-ica Diaz Said:  
(11-14-2013 07:38 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:  once again the king overlooks his competition.. that will lead to your downfall!

Spoiler alert:

You aren't competition.

news flash bitch u aren't either ;)

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11-14-2013, 07:49 PM
Post: #26
(11-14-2013 07:45 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:  
(11-14-2013 07:40 PM)Jessie-ica Diaz Said:  
(11-14-2013 07:38 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:  once again the king overlooks his competition.. that will lead to your downfall!

Spoiler alert:

You aren't competition.

news flash bitch u aren't either ;)

Wow, that's what you're going with? A double sided insult that cuts you deeper and barely flinches me? I mean, whose opinion does the XWF at large think is more important; Peter Gilmour's or Jessie Diaz's?

The latter, obviously.

So when Peter Gilmour says I'm something, it means absolutely nothing, but in that same statement he actually manages to cut himself down further. He says I'm not competition either.

Either!

Way to admit it, too bad it isn't going to help you.

Fucking ingrate.
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11-14-2013, 07:51 PM
Post: #27
blah blah blahhhhhh

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11-14-2013, 07:54 PM
Post: #28
(11-14-2013 07:51 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:  blah blah blahhhhhh

You hear that? The sound of crying mixed with the feral cries of mentally disabled beluga? Yeah, that's just Peter Gilmour failing at speaking Khoisan! It's clicks, you idiot. Not long held sounds. Clicks!

You're letting your whale heritage get the better of you, again.
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11-14-2013, 07:57 PM
Post: #29
Hurry

call Poppa Feder, Pete!

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11-14-2013, 08:22 PM
Post: #30
wont need him to beat your ass into oblivion and take my rightful place on the throne of the XWF!

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11-14-2013, 08:27 PM
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(11-14-2013 08:22 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:  wont need him to beat your ass into oblivion and take my rightful place on the throne of the XWF!

Yeah, you will, and no, the throne isn't your rightful place. The ocean's more like it, right next to your whale family. No amount of liposuction can make you escape the way you are, you fat fuck.

The plankton your whale brothers eat are much more useful than you.
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11-14-2013, 09:21 PM
Post: #32
the streets are ur throne ;)

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11-15-2013, 12:20 AM
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(11-14-2013 08:19 AM)Shane "The Big Potato" Carver Said:  
(11-14-2013 08:15 AM)John Raide Said:  "Seeing how your name is Smoke Man I think you have to wait for Smoke City, which I believe follows Johntlet City, and may just be everyone sitting around getting baked. Not sure much is accomplished."

This sounds like an excellent idea. I'll pencil it in for sometime in December.


Just letting you know now, the Straight Edge Xtreme will NOT be appearing at Smoke City! Shame on you Shane Carver for wanting to expose your employees to such a cancerous event.


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11-15-2013, 12:24 AM
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(11-15-2013 12:20 AM)*Hunter Payne* Said:  
(11-14-2013 08:19 AM)Shane "The Big Potato" Carver Said:  
(11-14-2013 08:15 AM)John Raide Said:  "Seeing how your name is Smoke Man I think you have to wait for Smoke City, which I believe follows Johntlet City, and may just be everyone sitting around getting baked. Not sure much is accomplished."

This sounds like an excellent idea. I'll pencil it in for sometime in December.


Just letting you know now, the Straight Edge Xtreme will NOT be appearing at Smoke City! Shame on you Shane Carver for wanting to expose your employees to such a cancerous event.

Well, aren't you guys such a lovely ray of sunshine.

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11-15-2013, 12:42 AM
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(11-15-2013 12:24 AM)Smoke Man Said:  
(11-15-2013 12:20 AM)*Hunter Payne* Said:  
(11-14-2013 08:19 AM)Shane "The Big Potato" Carver Said:  This sounds like an excellent idea. I'll pencil it in for sometime in December.


Just letting you know now, the Straight Edge Xtreme will NOT be appearing at Smoke City! Shame on you Shane Carver for wanting to expose your employees to such a cancerous event.

Well, aren't you guys such a lovely ray of sunshine.


The truth hurts sometimes Cancer Man, but those that listen to the harsh truth will thank us when they actually make it to their 60's. Unlike most of you. By the way Cancer Man, whether you smoke or not, your name carries a lot of negative connotations, you should consider changing it.


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11-15-2013, 01:06 AM
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Awwww.... I can't go to Smoke City?.... But, Hunter!.... With some nose pegs and some oxygen masks, we should be fine.... High people make good rag dolls.

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11-15-2013, 02:11 AM
Post: #37
Jessie's awfully quick to defend her King... I CALL SLUT!

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11-15-2013, 02:23 AM
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Geez, you're a little late on calling that. She passed from slut to multi-coloured prostitute days ago... Now that I think of it, it was weeks ago... Months, perhaps?

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11-15-2013, 05:07 AM
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(11-15-2013 02:11 AM)SteveDavids Said:  Jessie's awfully quick to defend her King... I CALL SLUT!

So, taking any excuse to verbally berate the weakest members of the herd first makes me defending King Madison (despite the fact that nowhere in anything I've said did I ever actually defend the fucker) and furthermore making me a slut.

Let's look at it like I was actually defending Madison. I would be defending one person, how is that slutty in any fucking way?

Shut up Steve Gilmour.
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11-15-2013, 06:40 AM
Post: #40
I forgot just how witty you are: Steve Gilmour, you're taking insults to a new high

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