Well, since I'm new here, I mean, might as well play a little game, right? It's a math game, not my usual fighting game. I hope this is pinteresting for you!


Solve these Three Problems! However, they aren't what you think. ;)

644
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[(3x-3)+14-4] √256


18+15+12+12+21+16

Good luck!

Dean starts giggling uncontrollably in a deep, manly style of giggle.

Dean puts on his Math Hat. Yes, he has a Math Hat. It looks like a pointy wizard's cap with all kinds of plus and minus signs painted on it with glow in the dark paint.

He takes his magic math wand and points to thin air, where this problem appears

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Dean yells out to the class of 4th graders.

Dean: What's the answer to this problem, class?

Kids: Kickout!

Dean: Very good! Let's try another!

Quote: [(3x-3)+14-4] √256

Dean: And what about this one?

Kids: KIckout!!!

Dean: Excellent. One last problem before you're all dismissed with no homework for the weekend!

Quote: 18+15+12+12+21+16

The kids all jump out of their seats and scream!

Kids: KICKOUT!!!!!

Dean jumps up onto the desk and starts dancing provocatively as the kids cheer like crazy. Dean takes a remote and starts playing a video:

Quote:Well, since I'm new here, I mean, might as well play a little game, right? It's a math game, not my usual fighting game. I hope this is pinteresting for you!


Solve these Three Problems! However, they aren't what you think. ;)

Dean: You hear that, class? What have we learned here today?

Kids: To always kick out of suspicious problems that have no place in a wrestling ring!

Dean: That's right! You guys are allowed to just kick out of ANY problem that you don't feel like sitting there and solving because you guys are all going to grow up to be wrestlers and make millions of dollars. You guys don't need math! You don't need numbers! All you need is kickout. It's all you ever need. Now come on and give your favorite Dean a big hug before you go home to play!

The kids all start to laugh, running up to the desk and piling on top of Dean while screaming "tickle monster" at him. Dean laughs and pretends to beg for mercy under the pile of children until the bell rings and he finally kicks out. As the camera zooms in on Dean's crotch, it's unclear whether or not he has an erection because he's wearing thick corduroy pants.