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Marshall Cage · (10-26-2013)

You know, I see how everyone is hating on peter Gilmour.. So.. In order to make him feel better, I decided to make some poems to express how I feel about him..

I love Peter G
His Obesity is grand
Peter Gilmour Rocks

We all Want to Be
Just like The Peter Gilmour
I know I want to

We are all jealous
Of the great peter Gilmour
We all envy him

P.G. is awesome
He is the best in the world
We all love him so

He is a bit large
But that just means that there is
Enough for us all

I love Peter G
I truly look up to him
He's my role model

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **10-26-2013, 06:15 PM**

that was bloody horrible - Simon Cowell

Liz Hathaway · **10-26-2013, 06:16 PM**

...............Da fuq?

Mr. Radio · **10-26-2013, 06:23 PM**

Wha- what did i just listen to?!

Jessie-ica Diaz · (10-27-2013)

(10-26-2013, 06:23 PM)Mr. Radio Said: Wha- what did i just listen to?!

"I think it's something along the lines of the feral cries of a

Mexican Sasquatch."

**10-26-2013, 06:30 PM**

Ohhhh...... my......... GOD!

FUCK!

Now I owe Joey Styles some royalty dollars.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **10-26-2013, 06:32 PM**

that made any song by creed look good..

~~Ann Thraxx~~ · (10-26-2013)

(10-26-2013, 06:32 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: that made any song by creed look good..

Maybe that's because that isn't a song. That is, in fact, a bunch of haiku poems. Genius.

Also, way to place yourself below the bottom of the ladder, Cage...... Dumb newbie.

AlexandraCallaway · **10-26-2013, 09:08 PM**

"What the fuck? Why a Haiku to Peter of all people?"

Mystica · (10-26-2013)

You know that one guy in every high school writing class? The one that tries really, really hard on his poetry assignment, but just isn't gifted in the written word? You know that utter cringe you make as you listen?

That's this guy.

AlexandraCallaway · **10-26-2013, 10:51 PM**

"Poor little Cage... no matter how much you pour your heart out to him, he'll never feel the same. Peter's a monster, supposedly."

Mystica · **10-26-2013, 11:16 PM**

"Ah, and was the Fuhrer not an artist? Should appreciation of the arts be representation of something you feel is so inferior, may you return home and burn your memorabilia, much to the irk of historians the world over, who will no doubt be utterly rocked by the notion."

Guppy Parsh · (10-27-2013)

I don't understand why everyone is being such a big jerk about little Marshall expressing himself. I think you all owe him an apology.

These were very good poems, Cagey. Poems are important because poems make people happy. Being happy is good. Trust me, I have a doctorate in something.

Liz Hathaway · (10-27-2013)

.........Shut up Guppy.

LJ Havok · (10-27-2013)

That made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

Guppy Parsh · **10-27-2013, 12:32 PM**

How was prison Liz? I heard it changes people, for the better I hope!

Liz Hathaway · (10-27-2013)

It only made my love for hot pockets increase!

Guppy Parsh · **10-27-2013, 12:42 PM**

Prison is very good, because sometimes bad guys aren't so bad anymore when they're done. That's why I want to start visiting prisons because I like seeing people learn new things. Even if one only learns that hot pockets are tastier than previously reckoned, that still makes them a more rounded person in the long run. Trust me I am a doctor.

Liz Hathaway · (10-27-2013)

Trust you? Pshh, I'll trust John Madison with holding my breakfast first.

Guppy Parsh · (10-27-2013)

He comes from a family of royalty. There's nothing more respectable to me than a super bloodline like that. If I was expecting children John Madison would be the first guy I approach to be the godfather of my next of kin. I think he is a great father figure to everyone in XWF. I haven't been here for that long, but I've already learned so much from him.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **10-27-2013, 02:47 PM**

well this thread changed quickly lol

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