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~~Dean Moxley McGovern~~ · **10-21-2013, 08:56 PM**

Who wants to start a band with me?

NO ALLOWED!

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You have to be good with kids and not have a problem with pets. Criminal history is acceptable as long as there are no sex crimes against minors on file.

Liz Hathaway · (10-21-2013)

I'm down .... wait.... no sex charges with minors ..... well I'm sure she was 18 ..... maybe ..... fuck. I'll get back to you.

Smoke · (10-22-2013)

Considering I recently pinned your ass I'm out. Don't want you trying anything to fondle your way into getting revenge... Or a rematch... whatever.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson · (10-22-2013)

Hot digidy damn

I'll join your band, please see my audition tape below.

LJ Havok · (10-22-2013)

I don't want to live on this planet any more.

~~Dean Moxley McGovern~~ · (10-22-2013)

(10-22-2013, 06:26 AM)Smoke Man Said: Considering I recently pinned your ass I'm out. Don't want you trying anything to fondle your way into getting revenge... Or a rematch... whatever.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh not really bro. Before our match you were parading around as the 1999 UFO champ and now I'm the champ. I'm also moving on to round two with MY ENTIRE TEAM unlike yourself who only had some of your team advance out of pity from Shane

. By the time you spent any time on top of me in that match, I was just laying around lazily because I knew we already won. Steele's 10-count happened before the accidental 3-count that led to a main event caliber referee ripping his shirt off and quitting on the spot! Good job, pal! Sounds like maybe you didn't pin me, but instead just spent a few seconds rubbing all up on me for no other actual reason than the sake of gettin' to know me better.. and ruining that poor ref's career.

Dick move, Smokey. Dick move.

Smoke · **10-22-2013, 01:10 PM**

The UFO Title's a different matter. If you'd actually won that off of me then I could see where you're coming from but you never actually beat me for it. You beat Nova, with Nova beating me a few days before the Lethal Lottery match even took place. Come back to me when you've held the belt for 30 days in a row, then we can talk about who the better champion is.

And the way I see it, either one of us could have been on the bad end of the ref's poor judgment and somewhat lack of hindsight. Had he not had that split second to think about it after counting the pin, he would have rung the bell and the match would have ended just like that. If it wasn't for the fact that the ref quit then and there, Shane

would not have had to come down to save your's and the rest of your team's asses through a technicality. Or he would have. Ah who the hell cares anyway.

Whether you call it 'having a rest' or 'knowing you've already won', I still beat you. I still pinned you 1-2-3, and if it wasn't for that dumb luck, you may - or may not - even be in the next round of the tournament.

And as for the 'rubbing up' thing? ...Ew.

Barney Green · (10-22-2013)

You are a real creep. I am glad that

like me aren't welcome because I would love to jam with you. Jam being I jam my fist down your throat while music plays.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **10-22-2013, 04:26 PM**

will it be better than creed?

LJ Havok · (10-22-2013)

Doubt it. Nothing is better than Creed..

LJ Havok laughs sarcastically.

Jenna Silver · **10-22-2013, 04:36 PM**

I love Music! Especially good Twerking music! The only crimes I've commited are public intoxication, public nudity, and domestic violence. But Im good with kids! I read books to them at their schools and stuff. I gave little boys their first stiffies. Not to mention I play a mean tambourine!

LJ Havok · **10-22-2013, 04:41 PM**

Not sure how to approach that topic of conversation so I will just say...umm

Show me sometime?

The twerking that is..

Jenna Silver · **10-22-2013, 04:44 PM**

How do you personally enjoy Twerking? In the face, on a pole, leaning on a wall, in a teddy bear outfit? I can do it all Mr. Beardface. ;)

LJ Havok · **10-22-2013, 04:47 PM**

LJ thinks for a moment and then a light goes off in his head.

Mr. Beardface, is my father. Please call me LJ.

LJ chuckles lightly.

And it makes no difference to me. I just really really enjoy....umm

The artform.

Jenna Silver · **10-22-2013, 04:50 PM**

Youre in luck! I wore my black thong with a little pink heart on the crotch today!

LJ Havok · **10-22-2013, 04:54 PM**

Wait damn I just remembered. I'm not Jesus and you're not Mary Magdalene..

So my offer is withdrawn for the promiscuity. There is no telling what festering diseases you have. So I will pass..

~~Dean Moxley McGovern~~ · **10-22-2013, 07:16 PM**

Psst...hey...hey Smokey! Listen very carefully.

I'm The Universal Champion now. I pinned you to lead my team into round 2 baybee! Ow!

All that other stuff about ten counts and whatnot never really happened anyway. Don't make me put you over my knee and bring out Dr. Pinky.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **10-22-2013, 08:00 PM**

(10-22-2013, 04:44 PM)Jenna Silver Said: How do you personally enjoy Twerking? In the face, on a pole, leaning on a wall, in a teddy bear outfit? I can do it all Mr. Beardface. ;)

id like to see that in action ;)

Smoke · **10-22-2013, 11:19 PM**

...You pinned me? I think it's probably best if you watch those tapes back, just so you're a little more clear in your 'Universe' that you're the Champion of or whatever. Just a suggestion, if your memory of it is really as damaged as it seems.

Jenna Silver · (10-23-2013)

I'm ready for my audition!

~~Dean Moxley McGovern~~ · **10-23-2013, 01:05 PM**

Yeah pal I pinned ya after taking out the rest of your team all by my lonesome. Get your facts straight if nothing else, HomoSmoxual. (smokes poles of any size, shape, color and species)

OK everybody it looks like I need a backup singer, a bassist and maybe a keyboardist or somebody to play the triangle. Auditions will begin as soon as my friend Gigi gets all the paperwork in order. He's hoping to be done before Liz learns how to wrestle, so we've got some time! OH yeah baybay!

Thank you so much to all the interested parties emailing me, sending me postcards, blowing up my phone and sending me audition tapes by carrier terrier. Jenna, my friend Bobby says he's a really big fans of yours and he's really "pulling" for ya. Wink wink.

Smoke · **10-23-2013, 03:03 PM**

Smoke is sitting at a television, with remote in hand, rapidly rewinding and playing last Warfare's encounter - specifically the end.

Where!? Where did you-!

He throws the remote at the screen, which bounces off, giving up.

Ah fuck it.

~~Egyptian Snow Pharaoh~~ · **10-24-2013, 11:21 AM**

I need help.

Dean, can you help me?

Smoke Man? Can you?

Something's gone wrong.

Jenna Silver · (10-24-2013)

Ill help you, princess. ;)

Smoke · **10-24-2013, 12:31 PM**

You need help?

Smoke is taken aback, realising how odd it was for ESP to ask for help. He answers hesitantly.

...With what?

Liz Hathaway · (10-26-2013)

Hey, what the fuck are you guys talking about? We should be thinking of a band name. I propose The ThunderGodMcFagatronsCumingToRainOnYourParadeAndEatParmWhileFuckingBadBitches. Who's with me!

~~Dean Moxley McGovern~~ · (10-26-2013)

(10-24-2013, 11:21 AM)Egyptian Snow Pharaoh Said: I need help.

Dean, can you help me?

Smoke Man? Can you?

Something's gone wrong.

Well little lady why don't you come on over and sit on Dean's knee and tell him all about your troubles? Maybe I can help! I'd be a much better help than that Smoke Man guy since all he does is get pinned by me all day long anyway.

(10-25-2013, 05:09 PM)Liz Hathaway Said: Hey, what the fuck are you guys talking about? We should be thinking of a band name. I propose The ThunderGodMcFagatronsCumingToRainOnYourParadeAndEatParmWhileFuckingBadBitches. Who's with me!

That's just a little bit too gay baby, but I like where you're going with it.

Smoke · **10-26-2013, 09:40 AM**

Resisting to punch Dean across his stupid lying face, he exhales a deep breath of pent-up aggression. Deciding to ignore that jab, he instead goes over what Liz suggested.

So would the abbreviation for that be 'TGMFCTROYPAEPWFBB'? Or just 'T' because it's one word?

Jenna Silver · (10-27-2013)

(10-25-2013, 05:09 PM)Liz Hathaway Said: Hey, what the fuck are you guys talking about? We should be thinking of a band name. I propose The ThunderGodMcFagatronsCumingToRainOnYourParadeAndEatParmWhileFuckingBadBitches. Who's with me!

Its Fabulous! You're so creative, Lizzy!!!

Liz Hathaway · **10-27-2013, 11:41 AM**

Thank you, Jenna! Dean, I suppose this name then:

The GiantDoucheInYourMothersMouthWhileTakingAShitInGilmoursChickenParmAndWatchHimEatIt

~~Dean Moxley McGovern~~ · **10-27-2013, 01:23 PM**

(10-27-2013, 11:41 AM)Liz Hathaway Said: Thank you, Jenna! Dean, I suppose this name then:

The GiantDoucheInYourMothersMouthWhileTakingAShitInGilmoursChickenParmAndWatchHimEatIt

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I like it.

Let me make just one small modification. We will be known as the:

GiantDoucheInYourMothersMouthWhileTakingAShitInGilmoursChickenParmAndWatchHimEatIts (plural)

Liz Hathaway · **10-27-2013, 01:36 PM**

Our first gig can be at Madness. We can do The Schlongs theme!

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