Did you ever get put into a foursome with three people who you wish you could take a shotgun to and blow their freakin' assholes out with? Yeah, me too!
What's that...................what's that......................
SMELL?????????????????????????????????
It's my success bizzitch! I c-c-c-can't be stopped up in this bitch! They tried cutting off my cock, IT'S STILL STANDING TALL. They tried cutting off my head, I'M STILL FUCKING ROSE SMITH.
What the fuck you gon' do next, fuckin' hoes? I'm back and there ain't a damn thing any of you punk ass niggots can do about that shit! NOW CAN YOU SUCK THAT! FUCKAAAAAA!!!!!!!
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Woke up in a puddle of my own piss and shit and vomit, not believing what the fuck I saw.
Mr. XWF: You mean to tell my big cock that nobody in my fucking match has said a goddamn motherfuckin peep yet? WHAT THE FUCK?
I shake my head in dismay but y'all can't see that shit because my giant silver dome remains still even when I shake my head. I'll tell ya this big ol' thing comes in handy for a LOT OF SHIT AND I AIN'T TALKIN' BOUT MY DICK! THAT COMES IN HANDY FOR EVEN MORE SHIT!
I drop my drawers and sit down on the toilet as I comtemplate.
Mr. XWF: I got paired up with some homofagual named Beautiful Reggie or some bullfuck like that, and his ass ain't even answering my call out. This boy with the big ol' dick tried reaching out to his own partner for this week AND THIS BOY'S BIG OL' DICK HAS GONE UNANSWERED! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT!
You damn right I'm yelling at the top of my lungs while I take a big fuckin dump on this toilet. That's how I do. That's how I do.
Mr. XWF: And what the fuck is this 
child molester animal fucker going to do when I hit him with that olllllld Rock Bottom for letting down my team? I'LL TELL YAH WHAT THE FUCK HE'S GONNA DO! HE'S GONNA DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME A BLOWJOB! I WARNED HIM AND EVERYBODY ELSE I DON'T WANT TO BE CARRYING NO FUCKING TAG TEAMS ANYMORE AFTER HOW SHIT WENT DOWN LAST YEAR WHEN I HAD TO CARRY THAT WASTE OF SPACE CHASM THROUGH TAG AFTER TAG!
I strain as hard as I can while I scream. Man, this fat ass lump of shit just doesn't want to fall out of my ass today! It's being as stubborn as my own partner! COME OUT ALREADY! SHOW YO'SELF!
Mr. XWF: And what about my opponents? WHO THE FUCK ARE MY OPPONENTS? We got some slap nut named Tommy Carlos Queen and we got some beastiality expert named the Newly Bred Cock Sucking Bitch Beast! WHERE THE FUCK DOES SHANE AND NORTH KOREAN WAR CRIMINAL FIND THESE DOUCHE BAGS? Is Tommy supposed to be some kind of Mexican transvestite with big ass breasts and a swollen asshole? Yes, a swollen asshole! IT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAD SO MANY DICKS GO IN AND OUT OF YOUR ASS THAT THE FUCKER STARTS TRYING TO CLOSE UP AND IT SCREAMS "OH NO! NO! NO MORE DICKS PLEASE! NOOO MOOOORE DIIIICKS!!!!!" because that's what I hear when I think about that guy. I hear his asshole begging my cock to stay farrrrr away from it!
I push really hard and finally.........FINALLY............the lump of rock hard shit wedged high within my anal passage is released down into the toilet with a mighty fuckin' PLOP sound!
Mr. XWF: Oooooooh that felt good..............DR. X-TREMITY SAYS THAT SHIT FELT GOOOOOOOOOOOD UP IN THIS BITCH! Almost as good as it's going to feel when I take Tommy Chimmy Chonga King of Queers and wedge my swollen burrito up his "no!" screaming asshole! His ass might be sick and tired of things entering it instead of exiting it BUT THE PEOPLE'S COCK DOES NOT..................AND THIS BOY WITH THE BIIIIIG OL' DICK MEANS *DOES*NOT*CARE* IF HIS ASS BEGS MY COCK FOR MERCY! HE_WILL_RECEIVE_NONE!
I strain and push harder and another massive, rock hard, pitch black piece of fucking shit falls out of my asshole.............no no no no fuck that IT SHOOTS out of my asshole the same way I'm about to shoot on this next bitch on the list.
Mr. XWF: And what the fuck? What the fuck is his partner's name? The Inbred Beastiality Noob? I think I got part of the name wrong but it don't even matter because his ass sounds a lot like that who used to parade around in the XWF showing off his penis in his promos and fucking his ugly bitch who slightly resembled the ugly bitch from that one show that everybody liked in the 70's or some shit. That couldn't even come up to the 90's with the rest of us or figure out something to do in his promos other than have sex and show off his tiny dick under magnifying glass enabled camera lenses that he paid extra money for! FUCK THAT HOE! Is that who the fuck I'm facing this week? Is this the rebirth of that pole smoking fruit who used to run around in gay ass masks and show all of us his woman's pussy on live television? Doesn't he know This Boy With The Big Big Big Big Big Ol' Dick doesn't need any freebies? DOESN'T HE KNOW IF I WANT TO SEE HIS WOMAN'S STRETCHED OUT WIND TUNNEL OF A HOLE ALL I NEED TO DO IS CLAP MY BALLS AND SHE WILL STAND AT ATTENTION FASTER THAN MY DICK STANDS AT ATTENTION WHEN ROSE SMITH TOSSES ME 20 BUCKS?
I keep trying to shit as I continue cutting this master promo but I think I'm all out! I'm completely out of shit to spill into the toilet bowl! I feel like my name is Tristan Slater after I already dropped 50 carbon copies of the same fuckin' promo! Remember that guy? Remember how even somebody like me, who is obsessed with the massive size of my own cock, was going around for a week correcting all that bitch's promos and mistakes? Remember how shortly after that the whore aligned himself with me and gave me the X-treme Title? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! I wonder why that was! Fuck a Slater and fuck a Beast! I hear they 69'd each other right out the damn door of XWF and flipped us all the bird while doing so because neither of them could yell out an actual verbal insult. Now back to my speech!
Mr. XWF: So as I was saying, Admiral Appendage don't neeeeeed no freebies so please don't be showing me your whore's vagina if you do manage to cut a lame ass freaky as fuck promo, ok bitch? Newly Bred Bag of Beast Fuck, don't even think of stepping to a boy with a cock your woman would BEG FOR IF SHE SAW IT..................AGAIN! That's right hoe..............AGAIN NIGGA! REMEMBER THAT DAY YOU CUT THAT 5 HOUR LONG PROMO AND YOU HAD TO RUN TO THE BATHROOM TO GET SOME WATER? YOU REMEMBER HOW WHEN YOU CAME BACK OUT TO THE BEDROOM YOUR WHORE WAS EVEN MORE WET AND STICKY? REMEMBER ASKING HER WHY SHE'S COVERED IN GOO?
I grab some toilet paper and I wipe the living fuck out of my fucking ass so there ain't no shit stains on it. After all my name ain't Pamela.................wait, I pause, I'm confused. Yup, wrong name. I meant to say Sarah Saint Motherfucking James! I wipe the fuck out my ass, bizzitches, and you know why? Because I don't want to be stinking up the arena like that filthy whore did during the Underground Impact or Shove It or whateverthefuck the Saturday show is being called now by that spooge chugger Shane Cunter! I WANT TO ENTER THE RING WITH A CLEEEEAN ASSHOLE BABY! THAT'S HOW I ROLL!
Mr. XWF: So back to what I was saying before I got distracted cleaning shit off my ass. Yo Beastiality Boy! Remember when you came back out and your bitch was covered in my cum? And you asked her, "bitch, why are you covered in Mr. XWF's cum?" and then she said "Because he's 50 times the cock you ever could be?" Yeah I know your ass remembers that shit, well guess what? IT HAPPENED AGAIN EARLIER TODAY! I still don't understand how you went right back to fingering and licking and pounding her after she basically admitted that I exploded all over her like Rose Smith explodes on my cock every couple days, but hey man you do what you gotta do right? You bang the living shit out of your whore even if Dr. X-tremity just had his way with her.............I get it, I really do man, it's cool. Just know that tomorrow night when I explode it won't be on your bitch!
I start to laugh and I flush the toilet as I watch all my blackened shit spiral around in the water and clog the fucker.
Mr. XWF: Alright well yeah maybe I lied, maybe I will explode on your bitch again tomorrow but I WILL ALSO.............AND THIS BOY WITH THE BIG OL' DICK MEANS ALSO........... BE EXPLODING IN YOUR FACE LIKE A BOMB AFTER I DICK-WHIP THAT WORTHLESS PARTNER OF YOURS TOMMY CHONG AND THAT HOMOSEXUAL BITCH PARTNER OF MINE BOUNTIFUL RAUNCHY! I'M GONNA LET IT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL COME POUNDING OUT WHEN I AIM RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!!!
I exit the bathroom and walk up to the receptionist who seems really disturbed by all the yelling she just heard coming out from the bathroom. I ask her which way Rose Smith's room is and she gives me the key along with directions.
Mr. XWF: So with that said I need to go take care of some biiiiiizzzzzzzzzz bitches! Rose is-a-waitin' and I'd rather be masterbaitin' but duty calls! I'm a man of the hour and I'm getting paid to pound this whore because Peter Gilmour still doesn't know how to get his tiny dong up! He dong know how to do it! HAHAHAHAH HE DONG KNOW! LET'S ALL BRING THAT BACK AGAIN, OR LET'S NOT AND JUST SAY WE DID BECAUSE EITHER WAY ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL MY ENEMIES ARE GOING TO....................
SUH-MEEEEEELLLLLL-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LAAAAOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW.......................
WHAT MY COCK...............................
IS......................
ROSE SMITHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And with that closing statement I enter the elevator and shiver at the thought of what I'm about to see. At least I'm getting paid well. That 20 bucks is going to go a long way and I'll be able to buy some fucking lube for tomorrow's match so Tommy's swollen asshole can welcome a new entrant before I slap the shit out of him and his partner, sending them crying into the back with brown and red liquid pissing out of their rear ends. And Beautiful
Raggy? You best BELIEVE that I'm coming for you too if you let me down!
Now SMELL IT.
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