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The LIVE drawing of the Lethal Lottery Captains! (all welcome to reply)
10-05-2013, 05:22 PM
Post: #1
Shane Carver walks up to a podium. He looks out at the sea of XWF stars mixed with celebrities, fans, and random animals. Shane adjusts his suit tie and clears his throat.

CARVER: Tonight is the night we will find out who the TEN captains will be for round one of the Lethal Lotto tournament. Round one is going to feature five matches and each match will be a FOUR on FOUR tag match. Tonight I will release the names of the captains and then over the next few days, all captains will participate in a draft where they will choose three names to join them for round one!

Shane looks around to make sure everybody is behaving. He smells something in the air...

CARVER: Is that... marijuana???

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10-05-2013, 05:28 PM
Post: #2
Screw that drawing, lets get that weed going!

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10-05-2013, 05:32 PM
Post: #3
"Drugs are bad, m'kay."


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10-05-2013, 05:42 PM
Post: #4
Lounging back in her seat, Jessie pulls out a pack of cigarettes and places one of its contents to her lips before lighting it up and taking a drag.

"Yeah guys; you shouldn't be smoking weed in here! Without first asking everyone if they wanted some."
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10-05-2013, 05:42 PM
Post: #5
Shane looks down, bringing his hand up into view with a lit blunt in it.

CARVER: There you are... I THOUGHT I SMELLED YOU!

Shane hits the blunt and blows a thick cloud of smoke into the air. Clearly stoned as fuck right now with watery, red eyes... the XWF owner holds the blunt out and passes it to I guess whoever the fuck?

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10-05-2013, 05:45 PM
Post: #6
I enjoy to partake... Maybe we should smoke from a potato! I have heard it can be done..

Who wants to work on that?


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10-05-2013, 05:48 PM
Post: #7
You had me at potato

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10-05-2013, 05:48 PM
Post: #8
peter looks on at the weed fest thats going down and just shakes his head..

"this place is a joke. a pot head, potato fuckin owner amist a bunch of losers. I'll just sit back drinking my Jack and Coke watching this shit go on. then ill go fuck my bitch!"

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10-05-2013, 05:52 PM
Post: #9
I really hope you are joking, Peter. I will take your sainthood away. I swear to ME.


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10-05-2013, 05:52 PM
Post: #10
What bitch? I thought Rose was a man.

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10-05-2013, 05:54 PM
Post: #11
She had a procedure, Liz.

Sorry, Gilmour I had to... I am not a loser. I like herb.


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10-05-2013, 05:56 PM
Post: #12
-Hunter Payne feels like an outcast. Him being the only one in the room without a substance abuse problem. He tries to cope with his broken heart while at the same time trying not to inhale the weed smoke, avoiding getting a contact high. He can't breathe!-


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10-05-2013, 06:04 PM
Post: #13
Shane blows a huge cloud of smoke in Hunter's direction. Shane grins wickedly as he watches Hunter get attacked by marijuana smoke from all directions now.

After a few seconds, Shane pulls a lottery ball out of his pocket!

It would seem he has stuffed ALL of his pockets with lotto balls, each with a different superstar's name on it. Genius! Shane examines very closely the ball he just pulled from his pants. He looks up...

CARVER: Guys... what if I told you...





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...





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...




That the first captain is none other than TONY SANTOS!!!!!!!

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10-05-2013, 06:10 PM
Post: #14
LJ I assure you I am still a saint.. of evil ;)

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10-05-2013, 06:14 PM
Post: #15
evil is truly not existent.. just ignorance and greed.


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10-05-2013, 06:17 PM
Post: #16
Did you just wink at Lj, Pete?

Wow

Lj, your boy may have a thing for you.

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10-05-2013, 06:17 PM
Post: #17
Hunter starts choking from holding his breath for so long, and begins to die slowly from...



Bad influence...




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10-05-2013, 06:21 PM
Post: #18
Shane reaches into his pants pocket and rattles around those lotto BALLS a little more. He pulls one out...

He looks at it...

CARVER: Ladies and shit bags... our second captain is the one and only....



...







...









...








... LIZ!

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10-05-2013, 06:21 PM
Post: #19
*Blows smoke in Hunter Payne's face while Hunter is shielding himself from it.*

My bad. I thought you said you wanted some...

*Looks at Liz*

Liz, I think he is just unsure of how to control his facial expressions like a normal person.


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10-05-2013, 06:24 PM
Post: #20
Liz's eyes open wide as she hears her name called by "The Big Potato." She raises her hand and waives to the crowd. Liz then turns her attention to Lj.

Yeah, sure

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10-05-2013, 06:28 PM
Post: #21
I literally just realized I have no reason to be in here.

Maybe Gilmour's right.. I should stop smoking this wonderful creation. Or maybe cut back at least..


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10-05-2013, 06:29 PM
Post: #22
Shane reaches into his pocket and rattles around some more....

CARVER: Nah, let's do this one.

He switches things up! He reaches into his breast pocket and pulls out a ball!

CARVER: And the third captain...


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...





...


HUNTER PAYNE!!!


Shane throws the lotto ball at Hunter and it bounces off of his head.

CARVER: That's for not liking pot!

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10-05-2013, 06:33 PM
Post: #23
The aroma of marijuana is filling the air and Joseph Kain is getting a contact high. And Shane Carver is still drawing the names.

Damn. I ain't had any of this shit since high school. I figure I might as well since I'm here.

Someone passes one from the left and he takes a long drag. SO long that he actually became light headed.


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10-05-2013, 06:35 PM
Post: #24
"Way to go Captains!"


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10-05-2013, 06:35 PM
Post: #25
Ladies and hornytoads! I give to you the fourth name...


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...none other than...











...






John Austin!

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10-05-2013, 06:41 PM
Post: #26
Joseph Kain is now exhibiting signs of the munchies and cottonmouth considering he hadn't smoked in such a long time. He knew that paranoia was soon to follow.

Oh shit

Kain looks around frantically at each person looking as if he is suspicious of them.

After this I'm gonna need some god damn food and some beer... fuck this.


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10-05-2013, 06:42 PM
Post: #27
i have a feeling im going to put on a shitty team..

is it too late to back out lol jk

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10-05-2013, 06:46 PM
Post: #28
You're worried about teams?! What teams? I'm not worried about teams! I feel like my face is sliding off the bone.


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10-05-2013, 06:49 PM
Post: #29
thats.. gruesome

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10-05-2013, 06:52 PM
Post: #30
Joseph Kain is now sweating profusely.

It honestly feel like it's drippin off into tiny puddles.

He wipes his face of the sweat not realizing it's sweat and looks down.

See! ...oh It's just sweat.


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10-05-2013, 06:54 PM
Post: #31
And the fifth name to join our captains!




none other than...



















...


















...

















CAM LANG!!!

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10-05-2013, 07:10 PM
Post: #32
Radio off in the corner just looking out at the crowd thinking to himself.

I hate everyone here...

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10-05-2013, 07:32 PM
Post: #33
We've seen the first half of the captains and now we move on to pick number SIX...



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Alexandra Callaway!!!

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10-05-2013, 07:34 PM
Post: #34
And not one single fuck was given.

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10-05-2013, 07:37 PM
Post: #35
"HELL THE FUCK YES!"


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10-05-2013, 07:52 PM
Post: #36
i like pick #5 myself...

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10-05-2013, 08:02 PM
Post: #37
Way to go to all the captains. :D

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10-05-2013, 08:03 PM
Post: #38
(10-05-2013 07:52 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:  i like pick #5 myself...

"That's just because you've got Cam wrapped around your nuts."


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10-05-2013, 08:05 PM
Post: #39
Pick 6 is better then Pick Five Sucka

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10-05-2013, 08:41 PM
Post: #40
I hope I get the chance to be captain of a team because I got the skills to lead my team to victory.

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