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**02-06-2013, 09:29 AM**

The sound of gold fills out screen as the man in the gold suit opens his mouth. The man's face is painted gold. His arms are painted in gold. Even his private region is painted gold. Actually it's not so private because Fred xL has taken the time to strip down into his birthday suit. That's right, you're looking at the naked body of a man painted in gold.

Fred xL isn't displaying himself like this in order to offend anyone. Fred xL only does this because he knows that you the viewers want it. He knows you want no-limits and X-rated content in promos. After all, that is the purpose of "Shoving it," every Saturday night. Isn't it?

Fred xL is only taking the rod that Shane

has put out there and shoving it harder than anyone else on the roster.

And who gets that golden rod shoved where the sun don't shine this week?

Griffin MacAlister

The Mechanic

And to top it all off, the North Korean Championship is on the line.

Mmm. More gold.

Unfortunately for Griffin, this isn't going to be a pleasant weekend. Griffin is facing three men at once, and one of them happens to be a man who has defeated him before.

Wait-- what? Your Angel hasn't beaten Griffin. NAZI hasn't beaten Griffin.

Who does that leave?

Me; the man in gold.

At that moment, the man wipes away the paint covering his face with a towel, and removes his wig. It's John Madison.

John Madison: "I'll take your championship come Saturday, Griffin. And then it's off with your head."

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