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Ric Flair · (09-21-2013)

A stretch limo shows up on the X-tron, pulling up to the back door. A pair of polished black shoes are shown stepping out of the limo followed by two pairs of red high heels as the scene fades to black.A few ments pass and the lights go out in the arena and a plethora of white, flashing lights hit the crowd as people begin looking around at one another in confusion. For a few moments as this continues a loud murmer runs through the crowd as people speculate about what's happening when a loud WOOOOOO! Sounds through the speakers and 'Also Sprach Zarathustra' begins it's classical, yet futuristic rumbling and Ric Flair steps onto the stage in a grey, Armani suit and a huge smile on his face, while the crowd goes berserk, and scream out WOOOOOO! as Flair walks down the ramp, clearly basking in the glow of the fan's adulation. He wipes his feet on the apron and ducks into the ring, still smiling from ear to ear as a crew member hands him a microphone. He walks around the ring a few times as the fans chant FLAIR! FLAIR! FLAIR! He nods his head and raises his hand up, causing the crowd to slowly quiet down.

"WOOOOOOOO!"

The crowd immediately break back into the chant, FLAIR! FLAIR! FLAIR! He holds his hand up again and they calm down again.

"It sure does feel good to do that again."

The crowd let out a cheer of approval as Flair continues smiling.

"So I'm sure there's a lot of you sitting out there wondering what exactly Ric Flair is doing here at an XWF house show in Texas? Is he here to promote XWF? Sign autographs? Pose for pictures? Is his old ass really that broke?"

He puts the microphone down as his smile fades and looks into the crowd as they quietly await his response.

"Well let me tell you all something, my ass really is that broke but I didn't come here for any of those reasons."

He shakes his head and finger at the crowd as his smile begins to return.

"No, I came to the XWF because I want to do what I've been doing for almost forty years, I've come here to be THE MAN! WOOOOO!"

He shakes and his eyes bulge.

"I've come to the XWF to prove I'm still the sixty minute man, the kiss stealing, wheeling dealing son of gun that kissed girls across the globe and made 'em cry."

The crowd let out a roar, but a balding, fat guy in the third row heckles Flair with an 'old age pension' *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*. Flair leans on the top rope looks towards the man and points at him.

"SHUT UP FAT BOY!"

He turns away for a moment but the guy doesn't stop and Flair turns back around.

"That's not what your grandmama and mother said twenty years ago or what your wife and daughter said last night."

He wiggles his hips and thrusts his pelvis in the man's direction, causing the man to blush and go quiet as the crowd burst into laughter.

"So yes the alimony pony has a new job so ladies, if your looking for back child support start calling the feds because The Nature Boy is here and the man is here to teach the boy's, and girls, why I'm THE MAN, AND..... WHY..... I...... WILL..... ALWAYS..... BE...... THE....... MAN! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

He drops the microphone and leaves the ring, as the crowd applauds and sends him down the ramp accompanied by hundreds of WOOOOOs.

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