[ooc note: actually put the auto-vid at the top.
so quit your bitching.
love you all, my darlingz.
Really.
i_Do.
<3 ]




"raYne is back...
Tell a friend..."


Ken Kennedy has a steel chair and he's sneaking up from behind Rebel and-- MUDDA FUKKIN' METEOR SHOWER BITCHEZ~!!1one



???


NO! Not that fat fuck, ACTUAL FUKKIN' METEORS, BITCH.

THEY ALL LAND ON TOP OF KENNY!!!

Rebel's eyes widen in horror. "OH MY GOD,", he shouts, "THEY KILLED KENNY!!! YOU BASTARD METEORS!!!"

THEN--
















EMINEM comes from out of NOWHERE with the RKO to Rebel!!!

"I thought yo' ass was Randy Orton! 'Scuse me, bitch, I fuckin' HATE that guy! Don't he know John Cena's the ONLY WWE STAR that matters?! I mean, let's face it... Cena's got two heroes. Vanilla Ice... & Slim Shady. And Robert Van Winkle's broke ass jumped the shark quicker than a one night stand with Mr.XWF! Cena IDOLIZES Marshall Mathers... while Orton? He throws bigger tantrums than that bitch, raYne! BOTH ah they asses got bi-polar! Randy Orton be wreckin' hotel rooms and shittin' in chicks' luggage... and raYne? Well, he's just a fuckin' emo CRY BABY! Yo, if that bitch tried tah fuck with ME? I'd -- "

*RRRRrrrr!!!*

SUDDENLY, a chainsaw SLICES through Eminem's wigger ass, and he crumples into a bloody heap...
... one figure standing above both Slim's corpse, and the still unconcious body of Rebel.

raYne glares into the camera, with a sly grin.

"... hello darlingz. Miss me?"

raYne looks down at Rebel... and places one high-heeled boot clad foot upon his chest.

VANILLA FUCKIN' ICE comes from out of NOWHERE with a ref's shirt on, and counts the fall!!!

1...





2...







Yo, yo, yo...







... and a bottle ah rum ...








#word_2_ya_gram_gram










< < ... they won't let me be me ... > >
~ em.

Rebel kicks out

raYne stands up and glares at Rebel, for like, an hour.

"... I hate you, you know."

He then walks off.

Ken Kennedy is seen lurking in the shadows.
Waiting.


#quoth_the_kennedy...