-After a nice cry, Hunter Payne returns. He seems to be in a more intense mood, like he now has something worth fighting for.-


Payne: Gilmour listen up...

You know what I am going to do? I am going to go on the next big Hollywood blockbuster set and get ahold of my main Schlong, Dwayne Johnson, and tell him to put his pants back on. Then inform him we are teaming up again...


Then I am going to go clubbing, but not just to any club... No no no! Only the hottest homo-erotic clubs in town! Just to find the very... very... very flamboyant Dean Mutha' Fuckin' Moxley McGovern.


Then all three of us are going to follow the yellow crimson brick road all the way down to THE CRIMSON DONG'S house! And interrupt him "gettin' that puss!" Just so he can manage the team of Mox's Payneful Schlong!.... Ok, we're still working on the name but the team is there!


NOW,


What I need you to do Pete, is get your emo self off your mom's couch and go visit the retirement home... Relax a little bit, maybe hit on some old women. Get used to that feel because it won't be long before you're living there... Once you do that, I need you to find Feder Sr, and tell him to save his pudding, get his cane, and be ready to get his old wrinkly ass back in the ring one more time!


After that, I want you to go to a nearby cemetery and find that freak you call Unknown Soldier. Pull him off whatever dead body he is raping at that time, and tell him Hunter Payne said Hello and I am glad I unofficially ended his career at Leap Of Faith, but we need him to get his short, hairy, ugly face back here so I can make his retirement official and take those trio titles away from three guys who talk more than they compete, and that last insult includes you too Pete ;)


At Leap Of Faith... I was just one creepy, ugly, (I cannot emphasize how ugly Soldier really is) Necrophiliac away from walking out Trio Tag Team Champions with Dean and Dwayne. I think the best thing to do now is to have a rematch!


The Old, Fat, and Ugly - vs - Payne/Rock/Moxley

So there you go Gilmour. Gantlet has officially been thrown down!


-Hunter awaits Gilmour's answer-


OOC: I know Mox, Soldier, and Feder aren't around anymore, but I would still like a rematch of sorts. Maybe with different teams?